[sculkcub]

Okay, I didn't have time to tune in for Minecraft live May 30th but...

Twisted Warden?! This is gonna be interesting. Everything I thought I figured out.. I actually didn't lol. Someone said the portal might actually lead to the underworld (since you know.. souls and some being named Mourner) I'd like to stay hopeful that there's a kingdom of sculk creatures but I think it won't be the chase and it'll stay my headcanon.

And a whole ass new biome?! It looks like autumn. I love it.

[sculkcub]

Im watching Minecraft live rn and YES YES YES DUNGEONS 2 !!!! WARDEN LORE !!!!! :DDDD YIPEEE

And the new slime is so cute :p the new cave biome is awesome and i kinda almost predicted it because i dreamt a bit while back that Minecraft would get a colorful cave update so i was kinda right but not really:pp

[nyancrimew]

paranoia triggers r so funny like "oooh a scary thing happened, time to put ur brain in the worst mode imaginable so you can respond to this threat as irrationally as possible"

[sculkcub]

How feeble minded and dumb do you have to be to gossip about something when they can hear you talking about them like they're a helpless baby.

[sculkcub]

Sometimes I genuinely don't know how to function as a human lmao

"Wait, people actually so it like this?" "People do this?!" "You people know your interests??" "YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WILLINGLY SOCIALISE WITH PEOPLE??"

No idea why I am like this but it's silly because sometimes I have a robot stel and I relate so much to being a robot, human rules I don't understand. Not quite fully machine but not human either..

[sculkcub]

Hot take: You can be queer and not in the community. Just like how you can be a fan and not be in the fandom. Or an alterhuman but not in the community.

[sculkcub]

No fam I enjoy CREEPYPASTAS not SLENDERVERSE not MARBLE HORNETS.

None of that shared universe crap. Seriously why does everyone think the terms are interchangeable 😭

[sculkcub]

One thing I find irritable in the xenogender community is that sometimes it can be unfitting for those who are completely disconnected from gender. Not hostile just a bit disappointing when you see something that fits then you see in the description that "it influences your gender" because for me, and I know I'm not the only genderless (specifically and primarily identifying as genderless, alongside xenogenders, not using the term agender) who experiences this (I hope). Because for me, in metaphorical terms my xenogender identity is separate from my main gender identity. I wish there was a xenogender version of the constelic term ;-;

[sculkcub]

OMG OMG MINECRAFT SPICEWOOD PROJECT?! NEW WARDEN THING?! I can't wait bro.. The leak looks awesome.

It's way too early to theorize buttt the new warden we see could either be like another variant? Like think endermen and the endersent, endfolk so.. wardenfolk? If this is true it means that I was right about it being a species.

I wonder if the huge warden is like a super version? Or maybe what it looked like before. Someone said mutated but I'm not sold on the theory.

PLUS I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE STATUE ACTUALLY BEING A PORTAL 😅

I'm actually so excited bro

[sculkcub]

My religion is very weird. I suspect I have ambivalence or cognitive dissonance. Sometimes I feel a certain way then other times a different, maybe both. Same with my alterhumanity. Same with my opinions on certain types of people. I really need to sit down and have a long think about what I actually believe in.

[sculkcub]

These cave sounds have stumped me since I created this blog. Now I realize that the original story of the sounds and discs were retconned. I did have a theory that the two discs were related to the endermen in some way. Especially because the mob was introduced shortly after. Now the discs seem to be about the Warden.

I've thought- what if it isn't an entity making noises? At least not one you can see. Notice how all of them are related to updates the game has had. The first few ones were about the cave itself, minecarts, mobs. Then the Endersent, then sculk and the Warden. Interestingly enough, I believe the Endersent and the Warden are connected and it isn't being talked about enough. I did think about the sounds being Easter eggs from the devs as a hint at what's coming. Like a self insert. Do the caves know? Are they alive? If so, they know all about what's coming. They are warning you. They can speak, albeit only decodable through spectrogram. Am I onto something? Probably not 🫤 but it's fun.

I've also heard some people say that the series of discs also tells the story of the Wither. What if these bosses are all connected? And some of the cave noises sound like a portal. What if the ancient people of the Minecraft world were more intelligent than we thought.

It's frustrating, kind of. Like I have an idea but I just can't form it!! 😭 It's stumped me. I will keep adding onto this

Edit: after re-listening I will tell you what imagined, what I pictured inside my head:

A person from an unknown time is running towards a portal. The one inside the ancient city. They light it up and start doing something (I'm not entirely sure what, but it sounds like crystals) they run around after realizing what happened. The portal is faulty and breaks, teleporting monsters from other dimensions and worlds inside various areas underground. The Warden is activated, it senses that the city is being endangered.. This is just my current theory.. Though I don't know how the cave noises play into this. Maybe the sculk remembers, it's alive and it reenacts what happened, it makes sure it isn't forgotten. It makes sure the city is staying untouched. But why did it spread and practically destroy the city if it wants to protect it? I'm not sure. Maybe the Warden successfully killed the monsters. The powerful souls merged with the sculk, making it stronger and vengeful? The Warden being weakened from the fight but still stronger than humans?

FINAL EDIT: It's noteworthy that this is just a theory of what goes on, I will try to piece together an ancient builder theory and the Warden species origin theory..

[sculkcub]

This reddit post with it's comments makes feel dumb /j

These are great theories, especially the one by u/Defnottheonlyone. So I'm not even sure of anything anymore lmao

[sculkcub]

These cave sounds have stumped me since I created this blog. Now I realize that the original story of the sounds and discs were retconned. I did have a theory that the two discs were related to the endermen in some way. Especially because the mob was introduced shortly after. Now the discs seem to be about the Warden.

I've thought- what if it isn't an entity making noises? At least not one you can see. Notice how all of them are related to updates the game has had. The first few ones were about the cave itself, minecarts, mobs. Then the Endersent, then sculk and the Warden. Interestingly enough, I believe the Endersent and the Warden are connected and it isn't being talked about enough. I did think about the sounds being Easter eggs from the devs as a hint at what's coming. Like a self insert. Do the caves know? Are they alive? If so, they know all about what's coming. They are warning you. They can speak, albeit only decodable through spectrogram. Am I onto something? Probably not 🫤 but it's fun.

I've also heard some people say that the series of discs also tells the story of the Wither. What if these bosses are all connected? And some of the cave noises sound like a portal. What if the ancient people of the Minecraft world were more intelligent than we thought.

It's frustrating, kind of. Like I have an idea but I just can't form it!! 😭 It's stumped me. I will keep adding onto this

Edit: after re-listening I will tell you what imagined, what I pictured inside my head:

A person from an unknown time is running towards a portal. The one inside the ancient city. They light it up and start doing something (I'm not entirely sure what, but it sounds like crystals) they run around after realizing what happened. The portal is faulty and breaks, teleporting monsters from other dimensions and worlds inside various areas underground. The Warden is activated, it senses that the city is being endangered.. This is just my current theory.. Though I don't know how the cave noises play into this. Maybe the sculk remembers, it's alive and it reenacts what happened, it makes sure it isn't forgotten. It makes sure the city is staying untouched. But why did it spread and practically destroy the city if it wants to protect it? I'm not sure. Maybe the Warden successfully killed the monsters. The powerful souls merged with the sculk, making it stronger and vengeful? The Warden being weakened from the fight but still stronger than humans?

FINAL EDIT: It's noteworthy that this is just a theory of what goes on, I will try to piece together an ancient builder theory and the Warden species origin theory..

[sculkcub]

Don't you ever get those existential moments where you worry your reputation and the way society treats the abnormal so you wish you were either normal or completely nonhuman.. yeah it was one of those days earlier.

[tashedpotatoes]

Would you accept it?

[evilfoxboygenius]

does anypup else get the urge to bark/growl/howl in certain situations or when you hear another creature do it? its like a feeling that grows in my throat and i start to feel slightly out of breath if i dont make any noise

[sculkcub]

I know I'm late like 2 years but what do we think of this?

And this theory by the user:

[sculkcub]

I've never heard of any Wither theory. I don't really know why or how it (they?) exists, it doesn't fit with the lore for me. Someone said that the warden killed the wither but I'm not too sure. It definitely is from the nether. Maybe the devil of the Minecraft universe?