Disney’s ‘Sword in the Stone’ rp starters
“You fiendish _____, you!”
“Hang it all! Hang it all!”
“No electricity.. no.. nothing!”
“Everything complicated!”
“Now, let me see. (She/He) should be here in.. half an hour.”
“If I ever get my hands on you.. I’ll ring your scrawny little neck so help me I will!“
“Go on, it’s your skin not mine!”
“Oh, so you did decide to drop in for tea after all!”
“You are a bit late, you know.”
“Now you must forgive (him/her), (she/he)’s only a _____.”
“I happen to be a _____, a ______, a _____!”
“Would you care for sugar?”
“Manners manners manners! Guests first, you know that!”
“Oh, oh yes that’s very good! Yes, yes.. AH- NO NO NO NO NO!”
“When, when - blast is all - WHEN!!”
“Impudent piece of crockery!”
“You can’t grow up without a decent education.”
“Very well! We’ll pack and be on our way!”
“But sir, I don’t have any problems!”
“See, that’s the trouble with the world today.”
“I don’t have any muscle!”
“But I don’t have the time!”
“Ohhh the devil take it!”
“After all, I took (him/her) in..”
“Now look here _____, what’s the idea of gallivanting off into the _____ and worrying the living daylights out of everybody?!”
“And I most certainly agree!”
“Oh come off it man! Gadzooks!”
“What the devil are you up to?!”
“Alright, _____, turn it off! I’m convinced!”
“But if (he/she) thinks (he/she) can get rid of me, I’ve got news for that old walrus!”
“Something tells me you’re all wet!”
“I’ve got big news from ____! Big news!”
“..I’ll turn you into a human!”
“I will, so help me I will!”
“What’s all the big news about _____?”
“To the winner of this tournament, goes the crown!” (good for a royal AU)
“Perhaps if you’d knuckle down to your studies!”
“Can’t you remember one blasted thing?”
“You keep loosing your grip!”
“It’s a highly developed science!”
“I intend to cheat, of course. Use magic.. every last trick in the trade, if I have to.”
“That’s easy, I’ve done that lots of times!”
“Now if you please, I say good day to the both of them.”
“When he stays out all night, he gets grumpy.”
*Bonks on the head with a stick*
“So, you thought you could take right off like a shot, didn’t you?”
“You have to your brain, for a change.”
“That’s what makes the world go ‘round!”
“____, I swallowed a bug!”
“Don’t just wait, and trust in fate.”
“Nothing ventured, nothing gained.”
“Ohhh you big bug-eyed bully you!”
“No sense in going around and insulting bulfrogs.”
“No no! Now’s your chance _____! Prove my point!”
“Did you get the point?!”
“What in thunder is a monster like that doing in the ____?!”
“How in the world did you ever get out of that mess?!”
“I did nothing of the sort!”
“He/She’s either out of (his/her) head, or there’s something fishy going on around here.”
“What did I tell you? Look before you leap!”
“Don’t take gravity too lightly or it’ll catch up with you!”
“Well, that’s nature again. But, I’m afraid there’s no time to explain.”
“oOOhhh.. leave me alone!”
“Impossible.. Impossible!”
“You know (lad/lass), that ‘love’ business is a powerful thing.”
“Just because you can’t understand something it.. it doesn’t mean it’s wrong!”
“You make all the rules and no one else can say anything!”
“All that popping off just cooked your goose.”
“That’ll teach you to pop off, you little pipsqueak.”
“I’m sorry.. I spoiled everything.”
“Fist, I want you to read these books.”
“What? What? And I don’t suppose you don’t know how to write?”
“I have NOTHING to do with your future-istic-fiddle-faddle!”
“I am about to prove otherwise if you care to watch!”
“I never.. Never in my..”
“I have been there! I have seen it!”
“I’ve always dreamed about flying.”
“Then I suppose everybody’s dreamed about flying.”
“Alright, (Mr./Ms). Know-it-all! He’s YOUR pupil!”
“Sounds like someone’s sick! How lovely! Something dreadful!”
“_____ changed me with (his/her) magic!”
“I find delight in the gruesome and grim!”
“So my (boy/girl)… I’ll have to destroy you.”
“I’ll take care of you later, feather-brains!”
“ (He/She) only makes rules so she can break them!”
“A fine monkey suit for polishing boots!”
“And I thought you were going to amount to something. I thought you had a few brains!”
“I.. left it back at the Inn.”
“Not come on quick, let’s get out of here!”
“Looks like we’re surrounded, (boy/gir).”
