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So everyone seems to know about the Great-great-Grandma talking at the end of the movie but this conversation right here is the real gem of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

teathattast

Hate it or love it she’s spittin straight facts

killue

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Black Swan, 2010

leviathan-supersystem

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Your significant other isn’t texting back and your trail cam catches this demon busting it wide in the middle of the woods……………..wyd?

beyoncebeytwice

dakota fanning?

unexplained-events

“The Pale Man” by Alex Konstad

midtown120blues-deactivated2018

dakota fanning still up to no good

gloryholeinspectorgeneral

can’t stop thinking abt this absolute king

whitepeopletwitter

screenshotsofdespair

oak23

shoutout to Bratz posting this without any context and deleting it immediately afterwards cuz people haven't watched Jennifer's Body

atombombtom

tell me something about yourself

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

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