Let's get this shift over with.
What's your name?
Well I go by Allan. Allan Sullivan, yes like the guy from Monsters Inc., if I hear one more joke about him I will scream. Used to go by Supersonic... heard some people call me Bootcamp?
How old are you?
I am exactly 43 years old.
What's your gender?
I'm a cisgender male, however I go by he/it pronouns.
Sexuality?
I believe I'm what people call pansexual.
Why is your cubicle closed off and soundproofed..?
I scream really loud. It's also why my headset doesn't have the 'broadcast to everyone' option.
My... unfortunate team:
@rage-official
He is one of the "heroes" on my team. Extremely annoying, walking HR violation, I should have fired him a long time ago, but somehow I can never bring myself to do it. Phoenix program, I don't believe he has a shot.
@roach-king-official
This is. Well, he's... something of an interesting specimen. He claims his actual name is roach, however that might sound. He has a weird love-hate relationship with ragebaiter, though I cannot understand how they tolerate each other.
@modern-syren
This one is very... I cannot say weird, but I realpy want to. Keeps making comments, which, I'm honestly glad they took away the option to broadcast to everyone on my headset purely because of that. But... she gets the job done, and that's all I really care about.
Note: this character's usual dispatcher is Robert, me as the mod and her mod worked out an au where she's under Allan
@ask-hysteria
Oddly nice for a Phoenix Program member. I personally think he's hiding something, but I can't prove it, so I guess he'll stay the most polite member of my team. Which, isn't really an achievement, the bar is... very low.
@eyeofthehurricaine
New addition to the team- used to be on Z-team as a stand-in. Now she's here, and honestly is carrying the entire team. I mean, she's the only decent person here, so. Yeah. And by that I mean without a criminal background... As far as I can tell.
@hammered-hare
This one is... interesting. They're the most energetic one here, that's for sure. At least they respect authority and such, plus they're efficient. So, I suppose their energy goes to a good cause, and that's all I really care about.
More to come, I suppose.
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