random quotes by youtube’s dan and phil . pt. 1
always feel free to change pronouns!
001. ❛ hello , internet . ❜
002. ❛ it’s in the motherfuckin’ bagging area ! ❜
003. ❛ just . . . just leave . ❜
004. ❛ i’’m about as intimidating as a butterfly . ❜
005. ❛ fight me , you ceramic bitch . ❜
006. ❛ normaliness leads to sadness . ❜
007. ❛ i’m the living embodiment of “it could be worse” . ❜
008. ❛ let’s get the heckity heck out of here . ❜
009. ❛ it’s good to be strange . ❜
010. ❛ voldemort’s pretty fit , to be honest . ❜
011. ❛ i would bang voldemort . ❜
012. ❛ life is so much better when you spend it all online ! ❜
013. ❛ you are an independent mind in this universe . ❜
014. ❛ i have no idea what i’m doing with my life . ❜
016. ❛ holy mother of rectangles . ❜
017. ❛ ready for satan to fuck me up the ass . ❜
018. ❛ does she want to give me the babies ? ❜
019. ❛ i’m just a humble trashcan trying to roll my way through life . ❜
020. ❛ i did not have a best friend for the first eighteen years of my life . ❜
021. ❛ motherfucking crocodiles . ❜
022. ❛ why aren’t you in my bed ? ❜
023. ❛ daddy is the best ! ❜
024. ❛ stop calling yourself daddy , it’s disturbing . ❜
025. ❛ turns out it’s actually quite nice out there ! there’s this stuff called trees . . . and grass ! ❜
026. ❛ try throwing a snowball at me now , kid ! ❜
027. ❛ i am not posh , i’m just articulate . ❜
028. ❛ one day , they’ll be dead . ❜
029. ❛ okay , fine , whatever , i’ll join in , too . ❜
030. ❛ someone peed in the sink once at university . ❜
031. ❛ lookin’ hot , i’d smash that nose . ❜
032. ❛ sand . . . fuck off . ❜
033. ❛ it’s so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are . ❜
034. ❛ what the fuck even is my sexuality ? ❜
035. ❛ i’ve been embarrassing myself since birth . ❜
036. ❛ i’m sure there’s some ladies out there who find you attractive . ❜
037. ❛ turns out my life is just a long series of events where i have made myself look stupid . ❜
038. ❛ can you please get murdered on a different road ? ❜
039. ❛ why are you crying on the floor ? ❜
040. ❛ my innocence has been completely soiled . ❜
041. ❛ lather yourself up . ❜
042. ❛ what’s your favorite beyonce ? ❜
043. ❛ i like to think there’s a baby being born rather than a death . ❜
044. ❛ you are better than toast . ❜
045. ❛ would you rather date rebecca black or fall off the moon ? ❜
046. ❛ you should be grateful i saved our lives . ❜
047. ❛ quick ! say something inspirational ! ❜
048. ❛ everyone is beautiful . ❜
049. ❛ good eyes . they’re a good shade of brown . ❜
050. ❛ this is the most fun i’ve ever had . ❜