theyre wearing turtlenecks and kissing guys i figured it out
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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theyre wearing turtlenecks and kissing guys i figured it out
now i wonder email address of what countries didn't get anything from laylo or whose phone numbers didn't go through. it was a thing in 2024. Bulgaria, for example
aw its cute that theyve learned their lesson this time around and arent sending it from the danandphiltour email address this timeAJHKDFGJKFDG
dnp, announce your tour now, so i can reblog some of my posts
bro, not Laylo, ughh
!!!!! I won a Phil video shoutout from the @phandomgives Phil birthday charity drive and I just got my video!! with a bonus Dan!!!! I did give them some fun facts about me so that's what they're referencing (my cat and my M&G experience). Dan saying "one day" is diabolical he wants me crying (again). I will have a wonderful life now thank you Phil
My favorite position is 1st place in Mario Kart.
wait what’s the tea on martyn 👀
girl where to even start 😭 my biggest gripe with him is just that i think the way he runs IRL is deplorable, there have been quality and communication issues for years and he seemingly just doesn’t care bc rather than actually fixing the issues he just bribes people to change their reviews. there are so many more issues with IRL I could get into lol like that fact that fans basically do free work for the store, but besides that he also owns an NFT business and supports AI art. most recently he hasn’t disabled shopify’s new feature that enables AI agents to scrape d&p shop (which is automatically turned on, but the shop owners are notified of it, so the fact that it’s still on means he either doesn’t know what’s going on with his own shop or doesn’t care that he’s supporting AI shoppers 🙃 (which sadly are equally plausible 😭))
that boy is 35, can you believe that
Belarus Imports Russia’s 'Propaganda' Playbook
Another Blow to Rights, Dissent, LGBT People
Belarus’s parliament adopted a new law on April 2 banning “propaganda” of same-sex relationships, of “gender reassignment,” and even of “childlessness.” This furthers the legal and political alignment between Belarus and Russia,which both seek to stigmatize minority groups, control public discourse, and suppress dissent.
“Propaganda” is vaguely defined in the law as the dissemination of “appealing” information “intended to influence citizens’ perceptions.” Violation of the ban is an administrative offense penalized by fines of up to 20 base units (currently about US$310) for individuals, and up to 150 (approximately $2,320) for legal entities. If the information is deemed accessible to minors, sanctions include higher fines, community service, and detention.
The new law creates a climate of fear in which the boundaries of lawful expression are deliberately unclear and perpetuates the escalating state crackdown on lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) rights.
The law targets not only LGBT people, but with the ban on promotion of “childlessness,” targets the personal autonomy and private life of all in Belarus. The law also bans propaganda about pedophilia, conflating serious criminal conduct with discussions of sexual orientation, gender identity, and personal life choices. By lumping all these categories together within the same regulatory framework, legislators are intentionally using pedophilia to stigmatize and criminalize LGBT people. These discriminatory conflations provide authorities with sweeping discretion to silence journalists, educators, health professionals, and ordinary people.
🚨DAN PASSED A COLORBLIND TEST ON THE BONUS YAP 🚨
what’s wrong with hello fresh? The worst thing I’ve heard about them is that they’re a little expensive
again, linking videos, unfortunately. i heard their subscription program is a bit scammy and also they treat workers like shit. but, please, better watch someone who made a research:
giggling kicking my feet
big moments in dan and phil talking about fucking on their joint channel, two years and one hard launch apart (inspired by @phodcast)
oh look, UN finally said that the war is bad
aint it insane that the US has bombed someone each month of 2026