highwaypeople are land pirates.

we'll go with they/them for now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rocktheholygrail]

happy 10th anniversary of the wrath of the lamb to those who celebrate! 🥳🎉

everybody say thank you hugh dancy for writing the final line of the show "it's beautiful." ❤️

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

[marsup]

i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[writercole]

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[writercole]

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

[cannibal-stag]

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

[segamascott]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[redstonedust]

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

[phantomrose96]

There’s something wrong with me right now but don’t worry I found a cure (holds up a hyperfixation from when I was 14) (NOT one of the good ones)

[fraktalbrokkoli]

Okay this comment I just came across deserves its own post. Imagine showing this to someone who's never used Tumblr and explaining why haikus are relevant in this context.

[macleod]

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[aqwult]

one must imagine sisyphus locking in

[aqwult]

one must imagine sisyphus locking in