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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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The binturong of hope
UNHELD — Lina Poluna, 2026, Oil on canvas
a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion
i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one
“Egyptian Sweater” from “Stitches in Time” (1986) ☥ White and blue geometry meets rainbow collar.
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*
The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that
Me: Okay, we've narrowed down the source of your partial internet outage, it's almost definitely the switch. Are you happy to pay for an engineer to come out for 1-2hrs to fix it?
Customer: Absolutely not! It's the firewall, Chatgpt says so. I don't know why I'm even paying you guys.
*ten minutes later*
Customer: So hypothetically, if someone were to have, let's say, factory reset the firewall... would that cause any problems?
Me: Well for one thing, your partial internet outage is now total. And that'll be a 4hr visit now that we're fixing the firewall as well. How would you like to pay?
This post keeps making me cry laughingg
why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean
how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen
Stealing data has generated trillions.
i have a suggestion
Over on Bluesky...
Via Fiona Tribe: "Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term 'dark matter' which is impressive, but he also coined the term 'spherical bastard' to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
stuff happening on r/discoelysium
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