%let Gender Viscosity=0

They/Them, 18+ to follow

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[feminist-space]

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[in-the-drowning-deep]

Me: Okay, we've narrowed down the source of your partial internet outage, it's almost definitely the switch. Are you happy to pay for an engineer to come out for 1-2hrs to fix it?

Customer: Absolutely not! It's the firewall, Chatgpt says so. I don't know why I'm even paying you guys.

*ten minutes later*

Customer: So hypothetically, if someone were to have, let's say, factory reset the firewall... would that cause any problems?

Me: Well for one thing, your partial internet outage is now total. And that'll be a 4hr visit now that we're fixing the firewall as well. How would you like to pay?

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[qillermeme]

[liberalsarecool]

Stealing data has generated trillions.

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[dduane]

Over on Bluesky...

Via Fiona Tribe: "Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term 'dark matter' which is impressive, but he also coined the term 'spherical bastard' to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[taohun]

stuff happening on r/discoelysium

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of gluttony

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[i-might-be-vanny]

Added a Y axis from the notes

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[glubby]

[i-like-dropout]

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring

fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern