i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

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i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*
The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that
Me: Okay, we've narrowed down the source of your partial internet outage, it's almost definitely the switch. Are you happy to pay for an engineer to come out for 1-2hrs to fix it?
Customer: Absolutely not! It's the firewall, Chatgpt says so. I don't know why I'm even paying you guys.
*ten minutes later*
Customer: So hypothetically, if someone were to have, let's say, factory reset the firewall... would that cause any problems?
Me: Well for one thing, your partial internet outage is now total. And that'll be a 4hr visit now that we're fixing the firewall as well. How would you like to pay?
This post keeps making me cry laughingg
why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean
how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen
Stealing data has generated trillions.
i have a suggestion
Over on Bluesky...
Via Fiona Tribe: "Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term 'dark matter' which is impressive, but he also coined the term 'spherical bastard' to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
stuff happening on r/discoelysium
The binturong of gluttony
I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy
Added a Y axis from the notes
My very first tiger drawing and my latest
Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.
I love him.
me also. as well.
This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
fantasies about vampires coming to your town to fall in love with you and make hot vampire sex to you: old, outdated, boring
fantasies about vampires coming to your town to improve the public infrastructure, destroy the rich families milking you for money, and perhaps also making hot vampire sex to you (or helping you make hotter sex with your partner of many years): rejuvenating, what we need in this day and age, modern