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My life is a void waiting to be filled with burg || header art by https://twitter.com/SoroTrax

[seak1ng]

Ughhhhhj every once in a blue moon I’m like, I should try dating agaaaaain, I wanna be in LOVE.

[seak1ng]

Don’t know how we got on the topic but I mentioned to a student that I had an appendectomy “way back in 2000” and they were like “that so unc”

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[seak1ng]

I was enchanted with these dahlias but ultimately decided on this lil purple goth bitch (Persian shield plant)

[seak1ng]

Asheboro zoo’s new wing is done, animals are in, but state budget bs is delaying the opening

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[bluehawk54]

Guess what turns 10 today

[bluehawk54]

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

[hawfstuff]

[thoughtcascades]

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

[punksrhea]

IYO SKY & ASUKA WWE Backlash, May 9th, 2026

[vashito]

[seak1ng]

Last time my stress meters were maxed out and everyone I spoke to was pissing me off I went to the zoo by myself and it was awesome. Now my euphemism for “I need to do something for myself to restore my mental health” is “I need to go to the zoo”

[starlightdeer]

[afloweroutofstone]

I am greatly entertained by the President Pro Tempore of Virginia’s state Senate, an elderly woman who constantly talks about her goal of countering GOP gerrymandering by rigging Virginia’s districts 10-1 in favor of the Democratic Party. She’s a rare breed for Democrats: completely ruthless, totally apathetic to criticism, only here to win. Here she is calling Sen. Tim Kaine a cuck for disagreeing

[starfieldcanvas]

ms. lucas i'm sorry i assumed that "calling sen. tim kaine a cuck" was hyperbole i wasn't familiar with your game

[charl0ttan]

huge fan of the depth of a good purple but another area that draws me is definitely around aquamarine/turquoise/seafoam. you can not go wrong once the green starts getting just a tinge more blue. a gal could certainly do worse than to pull over there and stay a while

[charl0ttan]

something earth shattering going on here

[emily84]

this is why one of my favorite all-time paintings is Ship in Stormy Seas by Ivan Aivazovsky... he was really onto something there

a close up to just... light shining through those waves, makes me feel faint with exhilaration every time

[is-there-a-boat]

THERE IS A BOAT BY IVAN AIVAZOVSKY!!

[clayandsorcery]

Ivan Aivazovsky could paint glowing water. One of the GOATs for sure.

[seak1ng]

Last time my stress meters were maxed out and everyone I spoke to was pissing me off I went to the zoo by myself and it was awesome. Now my euphemism for “I need to do something for myself to restore my mental health” is “I need to go to the zoo”

[seak1ng]

I cannot wait to see the river hogs again at the asheboro zoo. Effervescent

[slopforhogs]

Red river hog (Potamochoerus porcus) sleeping at the Houston Zoo in Texas, United States

Captured by Spencer McIntyre, CC BY 4.0

(x)

[seak1ng]

My dear departed Monster!!! A digital angel!!!!

[seak1ng]

Today on Days of our Jellicle Lives

Sillibub confessed her feelings to Victoria but Mungojerrie and Run Tum Tugger crashed the date to confess too.

Sillibub rejected them all because she’s CURRENTLY CRUSHING ON RUMPLETEEZER