The Girl With the Neopets Tattoo

Thirties ★ she/her ★ AO3: Lycaonpictus77 ★ SPOP sideblog: birindale

[teratocrat]

not what 'ego death' means

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 3 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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[charlesoberonn]

Okay I get that we're on a mission to establish an interstellar colony and naming Space Things™ after Greek mythology is a tradition, but did we have to name our colony Atlantis? You know, the civilization known for being destroyed in its entirety? Also, I noticed the colony ships that are taking us there are called Odyssey and Icarus. I'm not superstitious or anything but that seems like a bad idea. Oh there's a third ship, what is it called? Titanic. Of course it does.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Speedrunning bad ship name ideas so when we run out all the good ship names will be successful

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[helloitsbees]

….?

???????????

[helloitsbees]

oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

[humans-areweird]

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

tekken is real life

[bayesic-bitch]

Obviously Red Pill and related movements were mostly full of shit but I do think it's useful to break down exactly where they go off the rails. For instance, the idea of a sexual marketplace. The idea that large numbers of repeated consensual interactions converge to something like a market is imo not unreasonable. But then they start applying ideas that are either only true in idealized, perfectly competitive markets, or are not true of any market at all. Thinking for just two seconds should reveal that the actual sexual market place is full of assymetric information, high transaction costs, and non-fungible products. But the most egregious oversight of this line of thinking is the implicit assumption that there is low market concentration and no market power, something that is immediately recognizable as false when we realize that a solid 42% of US domestic sucking and fucking was provided by your mom.

[motherlicker]

To be clear, it's inaccurate to describe your mom as holding a monopoly position in the sexual marketplace. What she's achieved is not dominance through exclusionary practices, but rather an exceptionally competitive cost structure and historically low barriers to entry.

[siegfriedandroy]

they’re saying I’m one well worded post away from being perfectly understood forever

[clarenecessities]

in regards to my prior ask

carnivorous plant perfuma

yesssss... KILL

[clarenecessities]

this will make more sense later on when i draw her but i need you to hear me out on this.

perfuma but she’s based on carnivorous plants.

her hair looks like the trapping bits of a venus flytrap, she wears a pitcher pant as a skirt, her top and sleeves are made of sundew, she wears a corpse flower as a hat.

since i wanna give her a more plant-life monstery carnivorous plant form, what if she’s a similar being to moss man, etherian nature incarnate whose woken up from an eons long nap to find the horde stomping all over her garden. perfuma fights the horde not only to save what is good and pure and beautiful about nature, but to save what is disgusting, rotten, and disturbing. perfuma is meant to embody the idea that every plant, animal, insect, fish and fungus, all of the life on this word deserves to exist and deserves to be treated with love and respect no matter how strange, disgusting and disturbing it may be. and that nature exists on an a-moral plane and that all of it deserves to be saved.

blargh i hope you get the idea

fuck yeah i do

[clarenecessities]

Slime? Like the 80s Horde green slime? So we can traumatize our Hordak and Catra action figures while playing? ”CAST OUT THE SHADOWS” ”ALL BEINGS MUST SUFFER TO BECOME PURE!”

you see that mattel??? that's a built in play pattern!!!!!

[clarenecessities]

do you know if there are any other instances of weird storyboard notes in og spop or motu? or was the person responsible for storyboarding sweet bee’s home just feeling really weird that day.

oh there are tons! the filmation storyboarders were full of whimsy lmao. idt i have any examples on hand, but there are plenty

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

[clarenecessities]

Am I missing something. Why did you tag the shrunken head as Harry Styles.

WHOOPS

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)