The Girl With the Neopets Tattoo

Thirties ★ she/her ★ AO3: Lycaonpictus77 ★ SPOP sideblog: birindale

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

tekken is real life

[bayesic-bitch]

Obviously Red Pill and related movements were mostly full of shit but I do think it's useful to break down exactly where they go off the rails. For instance, the idea of a sexual marketplace. The idea that large numbers of repeated consensual interactions converge to something like a market is imo not unreasonable. But then they start applying ideas that are either only true in idealized, perfectly competitive markets, or are not true of any market at all. Thinking for just two seconds should reveal that the actual sexual market place is full of assymetric information, high transaction costs, and non-fungible products. But the most egregious oversight of this line of thinking is the implicit assumption that there is low market concentration and no market power, something that is immediately recognizable as false when we realize that a solid 42% of US domestic sucking and fucking was provided by your mom.

[motherlicker]

To be clear, it's inaccurate to describe your mom as holding a monopoly position in the sexual marketplace. What she's achieved is not dominance through exclusionary practices, but rather an exceptionally competitive cost structure and historically low barriers to entry.

[siegfriedandroy]

they’re saying I’m one well worded post away from being perfectly understood forever

[clarenecessities]

in regards to my prior ask

carnivorous plant perfuma

yesssss... KILL

[clarenecessities]

this will make more sense later on when i draw her but i need you to hear me out on this.

perfuma but she’s based on carnivorous plants.

her hair looks like the trapping bits of a venus flytrap, she wears a pitcher pant as a skirt, her top and sleeves are made of sundew, she wears a corpse flower as a hat.

since i wanna give her a more plant-life monstery carnivorous plant form, what if she’s a similar being to moss man, etherian nature incarnate whose woken up from an eons long nap to find the horde stomping all over her garden. perfuma fights the horde not only to save what is good and pure and beautiful about nature, but to save what is disgusting, rotten, and disturbing. perfuma is meant to embody the idea that every plant, animal, insect, fish and fungus, all of the life on this word deserves to exist and deserves to be treated with love and respect no matter how strange, disgusting and disturbing it may be. and that nature exists on an a-moral plane and that all of it deserves to be saved.

blargh i hope you get the idea

fuck yeah i do

[clarenecessities]

Slime? Like the 80s Horde green slime? So we can traumatize our Hordak and Catra action figures while playing? ”CAST OUT THE SHADOWS” ”ALL BEINGS MUST SUFFER TO BECOME PURE!”

you see that mattel??? that's a built in play pattern!!!!!

[clarenecessities]

do you know if there are any other instances of weird storyboard notes in og spop or motu? or was the person responsible for storyboarding sweet bee’s home just feeling really weird that day.

oh there are tons! the filmation storyboarders were full of whimsy lmao. idt i have any examples on hand, but there are plenty

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

[clarenecessities]

Am I missing something. Why did you tag the shrunken head as Harry Styles.

WHOOPS

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[whiteshakira]

1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent

[making-friendos]

Omg im obsessed i loved yout lgbtq doggos. Could you make a Cat version?? I honestly loved them. Would hang them in my house

Thank you! I love cats but I’m kind of clueless when it comes to cat breeds, so

LGBT (Leopard, Garfield, Bobcat, Tiger)

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[n7punk]

i made catra into a donut again

[inatcats]

Bobcat (Lynx rufus)

Observed by arizona_adrienne, CC BY-NC