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@sealbiter-selkie
I am not a thorn in the side of Vought. I am not a helper of any kind of kind. I am a bastard. I am a seal. I am a harasser of The Deep. I am only here for vibes.
Able to turn into pinnipeds
Able to talk to pinnipeds even without being one
Good swimmer
Friend to Ruffles the seal
Blogs I yap at (not including the fellow anons)
@thedeepofficial
@noirunhallowedbrain
@gargle-my-ballsack
@raisehimupguys
Others...
@butcher-offical
@soldierboylll
Also, expect seal photos. Many, many seals
My son. My brother. My Ruffles. He only five hot sauce long
Ruffles doesn’t like his swimming lessons. He can do it. But he throws a fit every time. Also Markus, the artist seal, is back in the sanctuary
– 🦭
Is markus doing ok bro?
Markus is here because of injuries. But he is on the path for a full recovery. He plans on going back to painting when he gets out of med wing
*drops comically thick binder on the table. It’s labelled 'Ruffles Photos. Vol. 1'*
Oh, boy, do I?
– 🦭
Golly! Is this one full of cute seals too, comrade?! They are starting to grow on me...
Look at him after swim practice!
He throws a fit after swimming. Every single time.
So stupid. So baby
Baby bat, are you free Friday? I know a bar with good food (for a bar). Amazing cocktails as well.
– 🦭
~"I'm tight on money darling i'm afraid i'm on a no spending out of budget plan at the moment. Maybe next time"
@sealbiter-selkie
I can pay for your drinks and food. If you don’t want to, we could come up with a different plan.
@homelandersbathelper
(Ooc: the one on the right is Selkie)
~"...we can go but, didn't you pass out after a shot of vodka? Taking you to a bar would definitely be, a choice."
~"Maybe we need to settle on something a little more non-alcoholic friendly."
@sealbiter-selkie
They do have mocktails. Also, weed brownies. So, what about it? You, me, Friday night bar date?
@homelandersbathelper
~"You're funny, i'll see you there."
*he leaned against the wall slightly, his hands half-way in his pockets.*
@sealbiter-selkie
(Ouch way to get the "you're funny" line selkie😭)
Alright, baby bat. Do try not to get too drunk. Wouldn’t want a horrible hangover
@homelandersbathelper
Baby bat, are you free Friday? I know a bar with good food (for a bar). Amazing cocktails as well.
– 🦭
~"I'm tight on money darling i'm afraid i'm on a no spending out of budget plan at the moment. Maybe next time"
@sealbiter-selkie
I can pay for your drinks and food. If you don’t want to, we could come up with a different plan.
@homelandersbathelper
(Ooc: the one on the right is Selkie)
~"...we can go but, didn't you pass out after a shot of vodka? Taking you to a bar would definitely be, a choice."
~"Maybe we need to settle on something a little more non-alcoholic friendly."
@sealbiter-selkie
They do have mocktails. Also, weed brownies. So, what about it? You, me, Friday night bar date?
@homelandersbathelper
Baby bat, are you free Friday? I know a bar with good food (for a bar). Amazing cocktails as well.
– 🦭
~"I'm tight on money darling i'm afraid i'm on a no spending out of budget plan at the moment. Maybe next time"
@sealbiter-selkie
I can pay for your drinks and food. If you don’t want to, we could come up with a different plan.
@homelandersbathelper
(Ooc: the one on the right is Selkie)
Russell says you’re a stupid bitch🤷 his words not mine
@countessofthecrows
I'm not a bitch.
Ruffles also says you’re a bitch
Thanks for the date, baby bat. Hope I didn’t say anything weird in my sleep.
– 🦭
~"You are oddly sinful in your sleep, you kept talking about gay marriage and equal rights for normals and queers. I brushed it off as silly we were both a little stoned."
@sealbiter-selkie
Uhh... sure. Silly. Should we do this again sometime?
@homelandersbathelper
Sonar & selkie remind me of jessica rabbit and rodger rabbit.
(Sonar as jessica and selkie as rodger..)
@sealbiter-selkie
Lmao. I can see that. Selkie makes Sonar laugh
Selkie the avarage dude 😭🙏
Selkie’s also shorter than Sonar. Sonar’s 6'4 with platforms and 6'2 without. Selkie is 5'7. He is 7 inches shorter
Can I ask why you asked me to be here? I thought we already had a date planned out.
– 🦭
~"My day cleared up, thought you should see my place."
*he opened the creaked open door fully allowing him to go inside.*
(This bum only has a bed and a living room tv on the floor. This is a studio apartment btw)
@sealbiter-selkie
Alright. I’m going to make you an egg fried rice. Switch it up a little.
*places bag of food on the ground. He also brought a frying pan just in case*
(Ooc: just ignore the watermark. I tried to find seals in chef hats that weren’t AI)
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh phew, because I have no food in the fridge."
*he opened it to reveal a stash of weed brownies..so that's how he usually gets high.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Huh
That... explains a bit.
*sets down his phone with an egg fried recipe already downloaded. He stretched before setting out his ingredients*
It should take a few minutes
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's alright with me."
*he sat down at the kitchen island fidgeting with his hands nervously.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*after a few minutes, he sets down two bowls of egg fried rice. He leans on the kitchen island opposite to Sonar*
Bon appite.
@homelandersbathelper
~"hm.."
*sonar picked up his spoon as he began eating, he obviously thought it was good as his pupils had blown wide.*
~"it's good..really good."
*he murmured lowly.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This turned out better than I was expecting
*starts to wolf down his food. Seals aren’t the most dignified eaters. Even when they’re not in seal bodies*
@homelandersbathelper
~"thank you, truly."
*sonar said getting up to wash his plate in the sink.*
Other than Homelanderism, you got any interests? Hobbies?
*washes up his own dishes, frying pan and tupperware where he kept cooked rice*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Sometimes I craft, but really I spend full time around vought or near the seven."
~"Either that or dealing with mail issues since everything now is under my supe name."
@sealbiter-selkie
Crafts? Sounds interesting. When I’m not running after Ruffles, I spend my time cooking or drawing. What kind of things do you create?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Fashion is expensive so normally I create add ons or corrections, either that or I make little things to gain more trust from the seven members. Made two of these, gave one to noir since i'm doing a physical touch desensitization course with him."
*he held up a replica of a buster beaver, in keychain form.*
Wow. That’s amazing.
I’m always amazed by creative types.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Cute."
~"Seals like water don't they?"
*he took his soaked hands out of the sink and flicked the water at selkie. With a smug expression on his face.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*flinches and scrunches his face as the water hits him*
You little punk
*soaks his hand and flicks water at Sonar as well*
~"My hair!"
*he pounced at selkie making them both fall to the ground.*
~"Worth it.."
*he grunted as he lifted himself up rubbing the arm he landed on.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*props himself up on his elbows before standing up. He’s definitely glad he messed with Sonar’s hair*
Having a good time, baby bat?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Ruin my hair again, and i'll kill you."
*he pulled a comb out of his shirt, he began putting his hair back into place.*
~"You're lucky I keep a comb on me, I hate having my hair down."
@sealbiter-selkie
Is that why you mess with other people’s? You look cute with your hair down.
Adorable, really.
@homelandersbathelper
~"people's?...you realize it's just people right? Dummy."
*he got closer.*
~"And, I only have my hair down for one thing. And it'll be lustful to tell you."
@sealbiter-selkie
Ooh? Lustful he says. That’s certainly interesting.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Pretty interesting."
*he moved to the fridge unwrapping one of his brownies.*
~"You a weed person?..or drug person in general."
@sealbiter-selkie
I... I haven’t actually done drugs.
*takes one and bites it*
How long does it take to take effect.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Well you have to eat the full thing to find out, it might hit you a little quicker since you're new."
@sealbiter-selkie
*eats the rest of the brownie*
Should take it slow... tastes good, tho...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh, and with taking a weed brownie you HAVE to drink half of this."
*he hands him a vodka bottle.*
~"It's just necessary"
@sealbiter-selkie
Mm... just a shot, tho. Don’t want to get fucked up.
*sips tentatively*
@homelandersbathelper
~"booo you loser"
*he taunted before downing the rest of the bottle.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I’m tryna make memories here.
*sits down at the kitchen island and props his head up with his hand*
You’re really pretty. Even when you’re childish.
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's the weed talking, gives you a confidence boost."
*he boops the mans nose with the empty vodka bottle before throwing it in the trash.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This has been nice. Definitely not the worst first date I’ve been on.
Someone once said 'I love you'. On the first date. Who... who does that?
*nuzzles against his hand*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Not a date, but I do enjoy the nuzzling."
*he pet the other mans head removing it sinking to the floor.*
~"this is the reason I chose a bottom floor."
*he kicked the floor board open to reveal another vodka bottle, he began drinking that one too.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Suuure... totally not a date.
Just two guys... hanging out... being domestic...
Mmm... my brain’s getting foggy already
@homelandersbathelper
~"jeez you only had one."
*he stood up helping selkie to the empty living room before sitting them both down infront of the tv on the floor.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I have no tolerance, baby bat.
Noo tolerance at aaaall...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Yeah you aren't getting home without a bullet wound, you're staying here."
*he shifted to where selkie could lay against him.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Mmm... thank you, baby bat
Sonar & selkie remind me of jessica rabbit and rodger rabbit.
(Sonar as jessica and selkie as rodger..)
@sealbiter-selkie
Lmao. I can see that. Selkie makes Sonar laugh
Can I ask why you asked me to be here? I thought we already had a date planned out.
– 🦭
~"My day cleared up, thought you should see my place."
*he opened the creaked open door fully allowing him to go inside.*
(This bum only has a bed and a living room tv on the floor. This is a studio apartment btw)
@sealbiter-selkie
Alright. I’m going to make you an egg fried rice. Switch it up a little.
*places bag of food on the ground. He also brought a frying pan just in case*
(Ooc: just ignore the watermark. I tried to find seals in chef hats that weren’t AI)
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh phew, because I have no food in the fridge."
*he opened it to reveal a stash of weed brownies..so that's how he usually gets high.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Huh
That... explains a bit.
*sets down his phone with an egg fried recipe already downloaded. He stretched before setting out his ingredients*
It should take a few minutes
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's alright with me."
*he sat down at the kitchen island fidgeting with his hands nervously.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*after a few minutes, he sets down two bowls of egg fried rice. He leans on the kitchen island opposite to Sonar*
Bon appite.
@homelandersbathelper
~"hm.."
*sonar picked up his spoon as he began eating, he obviously thought it was good as his pupils had blown wide.*
~"it's good..really good."
*he murmured lowly.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This turned out better than I was expecting
*starts to wolf down his food. Seals aren’t the most dignified eaters. Even when they’re not in seal bodies*
@homelandersbathelper
~"thank you, truly."
*sonar said getting up to wash his plate in the sink.*
Other than Homelanderism, you got any interests? Hobbies?
*washes up his own dishes, frying pan and tupperware where he kept cooked rice*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Sometimes I craft, but really I spend full time around vought or near the seven."
~"Either that or dealing with mail issues since everything now is under my supe name."
@sealbiter-selkie
Crafts? Sounds interesting. When I’m not running after Ruffles, I spend my time cooking or drawing. What kind of things do you create?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Fashion is expensive so normally I create add ons or corrections, either that or I make little things to gain more trust from the seven members. Made two of these, gave one to noir since i'm doing a physical touch desensitization course with him."
*he held up a replica of a buster beaver, in keychain form.*
Wow. That’s amazing.
I’m always amazed by creative types.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Cute."
~"Seals like water don't they?"
*he took his soaked hands out of the sink and flicked the water at selkie. With a smug expression on his face.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*flinches and scrunches his face as the water hits him*
You little punk
*soaks his hand and flicks water at Sonar as well*
~"My hair!"
*he pounced at selkie making them both fall to the ground.*
~"Worth it.."
*he grunted as he lifted himself up rubbing the arm he landed on.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*props himself up on his elbows before standing up. He’s definitely glad he messed with Sonar’s hair*
Having a good time, baby bat?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Ruin my hair again, and i'll kill you."
*he pulled a comb out of his shirt, he began putting his hair back into place.*
~"You're lucky I keep a comb on me, I hate having my hair down."
@sealbiter-selkie
Is that why you mess with other people’s? You look cute with your hair down.
Adorable, really.
@homelandersbathelper
~"people's?...you realize it's just people right? Dummy."
*he got closer.*
~"And, I only have my hair down for one thing. And it'll be lustful to tell you."
@sealbiter-selkie
Ooh? Lustful he says. That’s certainly interesting.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Pretty interesting."
*he moved to the fridge unwrapping one of his brownies.*
~"You a weed person?..or drug person in general."
@sealbiter-selkie
I... I haven’t actually done drugs.
*takes one and bites it*
How long does it take to take effect.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Well you have to eat the full thing to find out, it might hit you a little quicker since you're new."
@sealbiter-selkie
*eats the rest of the brownie*
Should take it slow... tastes good, tho...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh, and with taking a weed brownie you HAVE to drink half of this."
*he hands him a vodka bottle.*
~"It's just necessary"
@sealbiter-selkie
Mm... just a shot, tho. Don’t want to get fucked up.
*sips tentatively*
@homelandersbathelper
~"booo you loser"
*he taunted before downing the rest of the bottle.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I’m tryna make memories here.
*sits down at the kitchen island and props his head up with his hand*
You’re really pretty. Even when you’re childish.
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's the weed talking, gives you a confidence boost."
*he boops the mans nose with the empty vodka bottle before throwing it in the trash.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This has been nice. Definitely not the worst first date I’ve been on.
Someone once said 'I love you'. On the first date. Who... who does that?
*nuzzles against his hand*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Not a date, but I do enjoy the nuzzling."
*he pet the other mans head removing it sinking to the floor.*
~"this is the reason I chose a bottom floor."
*he kicked the floor board open to reveal another vodka bottle, he began drinking that one too.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Suuure... totally not a date.
Just two guys... hanging out... being domestic...
Mmm... my brain’s getting foggy already
@homelandersbathelper
~"jeez you only had one."
*he stood up helping selkie to the empty living room before sitting them both down infront of the tv on the floor.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I have no tolerance, baby bat.
Noo tolerance at aaaall...
@homelandersbathelper
Can I ask why you asked me to be here? I thought we already had a date planned out.
– 🦭
~"My day cleared up, thought you should see my place."
*he opened the creaked open door fully allowing him to go inside.*
(This bum only has a bed and a living room tv on the floor. This is a studio apartment btw)
@sealbiter-selkie
Alright. I’m going to make you an egg fried rice. Switch it up a little.
*places bag of food on the ground. He also brought a frying pan just in case*
(Ooc: just ignore the watermark. I tried to find seals in chef hats that weren’t AI)
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh phew, because I have no food in the fridge."
*he opened it to reveal a stash of weed brownies..so that's how he usually gets high.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Huh
That... explains a bit.
*sets down his phone with an egg fried recipe already downloaded. He stretched before setting out his ingredients*
It should take a few minutes
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's alright with me."
*he sat down at the kitchen island fidgeting with his hands nervously.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*after a few minutes, he sets down two bowls of egg fried rice. He leans on the kitchen island opposite to Sonar*
Bon appite.
@homelandersbathelper
~"hm.."
*sonar picked up his spoon as he began eating, he obviously thought it was good as his pupils had blown wide.*
~"it's good..really good."
*he murmured lowly.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This turned out better than I was expecting
*starts to wolf down his food. Seals aren’t the most dignified eaters. Even when they’re not in seal bodies*
@homelandersbathelper
~"thank you, truly."
*sonar said getting up to wash his plate in the sink.*
Other than Homelanderism, you got any interests? Hobbies?
*washes up his own dishes, frying pan and tupperware where he kept cooked rice*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Sometimes I craft, but really I spend full time around vought or near the seven."
~"Either that or dealing with mail issues since everything now is under my supe name."
@sealbiter-selkie
Crafts? Sounds interesting. When I’m not running after Ruffles, I spend my time cooking or drawing. What kind of things do you create?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Fashion is expensive so normally I create add ons or corrections, either that or I make little things to gain more trust from the seven members. Made two of these, gave one to noir since i'm doing a physical touch desensitization course with him."
*he held up a replica of a buster beaver, in keychain form.*
Wow. That’s amazing.
I’m always amazed by creative types.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Cute."
~"Seals like water don't they?"
*he took his soaked hands out of the sink and flicked the water at selkie. With a smug expression on his face.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*flinches and scrunches his face as the water hits him*
You little punk
*soaks his hand and flicks water at Sonar as well*
~"My hair!"
*he pounced at selkie making them both fall to the ground.*
~"Worth it.."
*he grunted as he lifted himself up rubbing the arm he landed on.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*props himself up on his elbows before standing up. He’s definitely glad he messed with Sonar’s hair*
Having a good time, baby bat?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Ruin my hair again, and i'll kill you."
*he pulled a comb out of his shirt, he began putting his hair back into place.*
~"You're lucky I keep a comb on me, I hate having my hair down."
@sealbiter-selkie
Is that why you mess with other people’s? You look cute with your hair down.
Adorable, really.
@homelandersbathelper
~"people's?...you realize it's just people right? Dummy."
*he got closer.*
~"And, I only have my hair down for one thing. And it'll be lustful to tell you."
@sealbiter-selkie
Ooh? Lustful he says. That’s certainly interesting.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Pretty interesting."
*he moved to the fridge unwrapping one of his brownies.*
~"You a weed person?..or drug person in general."
@sealbiter-selkie
I... I haven’t actually done drugs.
*takes one and bites it*
How long does it take to take effect.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Well you have to eat the full thing to find out, it might hit you a little quicker since you're new."
@sealbiter-selkie
*eats the rest of the brownie*
Should take it slow... tastes good, tho...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh, and with taking a weed brownie you HAVE to drink half of this."
*he hands him a vodka bottle.*
~"It's just necessary"
@sealbiter-selkie
Mm... just a shot, tho. Don’t want to get fucked up.
*sips tentatively*
@homelandersbathelper
~"booo you loser"
*he taunted before downing the rest of the bottle.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I’m tryna make memories here.
*sits down at the kitchen island and props his head up with his hand*
You’re really pretty. Even when you’re childish.
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's the weed talking, gives you a confidence boost."
*he boops the mans nose with the empty vodka bottle before throwing it in the trash.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This has been nice. Definitely not the worst first date I’ve been on.
Someone once said 'I love you'. On the first date. Who... who does that?
*nuzzles against his hand*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Not a date, but I do enjoy the nuzzling."
*he pet the other mans head removing it sinking to the floor.*
~"this is the reason I chose a bottom floor."
*he kicked the floor board open to reveal another vodka bottle, he began drinking that one too.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Suuure... totally not a date.
Just two guys... hanging out... being domestic...
Mmm... my brain’s getting foggy already
@homelandersbathelper
Can I ask why you asked me to be here? I thought we already had a date planned out.
– 🦭
~"My day cleared up, thought you should see my place."
*he opened the creaked open door fully allowing him to go inside.*
(This bum only has a bed and a living room tv on the floor. This is a studio apartment btw)
@sealbiter-selkie
Alright. I’m going to make you an egg fried rice. Switch it up a little.
*places bag of food on the ground. He also brought a frying pan just in case*
(Ooc: just ignore the watermark. I tried to find seals in chef hats that weren’t AI)
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh phew, because I have no food in the fridge."
*he opened it to reveal a stash of weed brownies..so that's how he usually gets high.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Huh
That... explains a bit.
*sets down his phone with an egg fried recipe already downloaded. He stretched before setting out his ingredients*
It should take a few minutes
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's alright with me."
*he sat down at the kitchen island fidgeting with his hands nervously.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*after a few minutes, he sets down two bowls of egg fried rice. He leans on the kitchen island opposite to Sonar*
Bon appite.
@homelandersbathelper
~"hm.."
*sonar picked up his spoon as he began eating, he obviously thought it was good as his pupils had blown wide.*
~"it's good..really good."
*he murmured lowly.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This turned out better than I was expecting
*starts to wolf down his food. Seals aren’t the most dignified eaters. Even when they’re not in seal bodies*
@homelandersbathelper
~"thank you, truly."
*sonar said getting up to wash his plate in the sink.*
Other than Homelanderism, you got any interests? Hobbies?
*washes up his own dishes, frying pan and tupperware where he kept cooked rice*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Sometimes I craft, but really I spend full time around vought or near the seven."
~"Either that or dealing with mail issues since everything now is under my supe name."
@sealbiter-selkie
Crafts? Sounds interesting. When I’m not running after Ruffles, I spend my time cooking or drawing. What kind of things do you create?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Fashion is expensive so normally I create add ons or corrections, either that or I make little things to gain more trust from the seven members. Made two of these, gave one to noir since i'm doing a physical touch desensitization course with him."
*he held up a replica of a buster beaver, in keychain form.*
Wow. That’s amazing.
I’m always amazed by creative types.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Cute."
~"Seals like water don't they?"
*he took his soaked hands out of the sink and flicked the water at selkie. With a smug expression on his face.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*flinches and scrunches his face as the water hits him*
You little punk
*soaks his hand and flicks water at Sonar as well*
~"My hair!"
*he pounced at selkie making them both fall to the ground.*
~"Worth it.."
*he grunted as he lifted himself up rubbing the arm he landed on.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*props himself up on his elbows before standing up. He’s definitely glad he messed with Sonar’s hair*
Having a good time, baby bat?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Ruin my hair again, and i'll kill you."
*he pulled a comb out of his shirt, he began putting his hair back into place.*
~"You're lucky I keep a comb on me, I hate having my hair down."
@sealbiter-selkie
Is that why you mess with other people’s? You look cute with your hair down.
Adorable, really.
@homelandersbathelper
~"people's?...you realize it's just people right? Dummy."
*he got closer.*
~"And, I only have my hair down for one thing. And it'll be lustful to tell you."
@sealbiter-selkie
Ooh? Lustful he says. That’s certainly interesting.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Pretty interesting."
*he moved to the fridge unwrapping one of his brownies.*
~"You a weed person?..or drug person in general."
@sealbiter-selkie
I... I haven’t actually done drugs.
*takes one and bites it*
How long does it take to take effect.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Well you have to eat the full thing to find out, it might hit you a little quicker since you're new."
@sealbiter-selkie
*eats the rest of the brownie*
Should take it slow... tastes good, tho...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh, and with taking a weed brownie you HAVE to drink half of this."
*he hands him a vodka bottle.*
~"It's just necessary"
@sealbiter-selkie
Mm... just a shot, tho. Don’t want to get fucked up.
*sips tentatively*
@homelandersbathelper
~"booo you loser"
*he taunted before downing the rest of the bottle.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I’m tryna make memories here.
*sits down at the kitchen island and props his head up with his hand*
You’re really pretty. Even when you’re childish.
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's the weed talking, gives you a confidence boost."
*he boops the mans nose with the empty vodka bottle before throwing it in the trash.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This has been nice. Definitely not the worst first date I’ve been on.
Someone once said 'I love you'. On the first date. Who... who does that?
*nuzzles against his hand*
@homelandersbathelper
Can I ask why you asked me to be here? I thought we already had a date planned out.
– 🦭
~"My day cleared up, thought you should see my place."
*he opened the creaked open door fully allowing him to go inside.*
(This bum only has a bed and a living room tv on the floor. This is a studio apartment btw)
@sealbiter-selkie
Alright. I’m going to make you an egg fried rice. Switch it up a little.
*places bag of food on the ground. He also brought a frying pan just in case*
(Ooc: just ignore the watermark. I tried to find seals in chef hats that weren’t AI)
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh phew, because I have no food in the fridge."
*he opened it to reveal a stash of weed brownies..so that's how he usually gets high.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Huh
That... explains a bit.
*sets down his phone with an egg fried recipe already downloaded. He stretched before setting out his ingredients*
It should take a few minutes
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's alright with me."
*he sat down at the kitchen island fidgeting with his hands nervously.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*after a few minutes, he sets down two bowls of egg fried rice. He leans on the kitchen island opposite to Sonar*
Bon appite.
@homelandersbathelper
~"hm.."
*sonar picked up his spoon as he began eating, he obviously thought it was good as his pupils had blown wide.*
~"it's good..really good."
*he murmured lowly.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This turned out better than I was expecting
*starts to wolf down his food. Seals aren’t the most dignified eaters. Even when they’re not in seal bodies*
@homelandersbathelper
~"thank you, truly."
*sonar said getting up to wash his plate in the sink.*
Other than Homelanderism, you got any interests? Hobbies?
*washes up his own dishes, frying pan and tupperware where he kept cooked rice*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Sometimes I craft, but really I spend full time around vought or near the seven."
~"Either that or dealing with mail issues since everything now is under my supe name."
@sealbiter-selkie
Crafts? Sounds interesting. When I’m not running after Ruffles, I spend my time cooking or drawing. What kind of things do you create?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Fashion is expensive so normally I create add ons or corrections, either that or I make little things to gain more trust from the seven members. Made two of these, gave one to noir since i'm doing a physical touch desensitization course with him."
*he held up a replica of a buster beaver, in keychain form.*
Wow. That’s amazing.
I’m always amazed by creative types.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Cute."
~"Seals like water don't they?"
*he took his soaked hands out of the sink and flicked the water at selkie. With a smug expression on his face.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*flinches and scrunches his face as the water hits him*
You little punk
*soaks his hand and flicks water at Sonar as well*
~"My hair!"
*he pounced at selkie making them both fall to the ground.*
~"Worth it.."
*he grunted as he lifted himself up rubbing the arm he landed on.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*props himself up on his elbows before standing up. He’s definitely glad he messed with Sonar’s hair*
Having a good time, baby bat?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Ruin my hair again, and i'll kill you."
*he pulled a comb out of his shirt, he began putting his hair back into place.*
~"You're lucky I keep a comb on me, I hate having my hair down."
@sealbiter-selkie
Is that why you mess with other people’s? You look cute with your hair down.
Adorable, really.
@homelandersbathelper
~"people's?...you realize it's just people right? Dummy."
*he got closer.*
~"And, I only have my hair down for one thing. And it'll be lustful to tell you."
@sealbiter-selkie
Ooh? Lustful he says. That’s certainly interesting.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Pretty interesting."
*he moved to the fridge unwrapping one of his brownies.*
~"You a weed person?..or drug person in general."
@sealbiter-selkie
I... I haven’t actually done drugs.
*takes one and bites it*
How long does it take to take effect.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Well you have to eat the full thing to find out, it might hit you a little quicker since you're new."
@sealbiter-selkie
*eats the rest of the brownie*
Should take it slow... tastes good, tho...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh, and with taking a weed brownie you HAVE to drink half of this."
*he hands him a vodka bottle.*
~"It's just necessary"
@sealbiter-selkie
Mm... just a shot, tho. Don’t want to get fucked up.
*sips tentatively*
@homelandersbathelper
~"booo you loser"
*he taunted before downing the rest of the bottle.*
@sealbiter-selkie
I’m tryna make memories here.
*sits down at the kitchen island and props his head up with his hand*
You’re really pretty. Even when you’re childish.
@homelandersbathelper
Can I ask why you asked me to be here? I thought we already had a date planned out.
– 🦭
~"My day cleared up, thought you should see my place."
*he opened the creaked open door fully allowing him to go inside.*
(This bum only has a bed and a living room tv on the floor. This is a studio apartment btw)
@sealbiter-selkie
Alright. I’m going to make you an egg fried rice. Switch it up a little.
*places bag of food on the ground. He also brought a frying pan just in case*
(Ooc: just ignore the watermark. I tried to find seals in chef hats that weren’t AI)
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh phew, because I have no food in the fridge."
*he opened it to reveal a stash of weed brownies..so that's how he usually gets high.*
@sealbiter-selkie
Huh
That... explains a bit.
*sets down his phone with an egg fried recipe already downloaded. He stretched before setting out his ingredients*
It should take a few minutes
@homelandersbathelper
~"That's alright with me."
*he sat down at the kitchen island fidgeting with his hands nervously.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*after a few minutes, he sets down two bowls of egg fried rice. He leans on the kitchen island opposite to Sonar*
Bon appite.
@homelandersbathelper
~"hm.."
*sonar picked up his spoon as he began eating, he obviously thought it was good as his pupils had blown wide.*
~"it's good..really good."
*he murmured lowly.*
@sealbiter-selkie
This turned out better than I was expecting
*starts to wolf down his food. Seals aren’t the most dignified eaters. Even when they’re not in seal bodies*
@homelandersbathelper
~"thank you, truly."
*sonar said getting up to wash his plate in the sink.*
Other than Homelanderism, you got any interests? Hobbies?
*washes up his own dishes, frying pan and tupperware where he kept cooked rice*
@homelandersbathelper
~"Sometimes I craft, but really I spend full time around vought or near the seven."
~"Either that or dealing with mail issues since everything now is under my supe name."
@sealbiter-selkie
Crafts? Sounds interesting. When I’m not running after Ruffles, I spend my time cooking or drawing. What kind of things do you create?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Fashion is expensive so normally I create add ons or corrections, either that or I make little things to gain more trust from the seven members. Made two of these, gave one to noir since i'm doing a physical touch desensitization course with him."
*he held up a replica of a buster beaver, in keychain form.*
Wow. That’s amazing.
I’m always amazed by creative types.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Cute."
~"Seals like water don't they?"
*he took his soaked hands out of the sink and flicked the water at selkie. With a smug expression on his face.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*flinches and scrunches his face as the water hits him*
You little punk
*soaks his hand and flicks water at Sonar as well*
~"My hair!"
*he pounced at selkie making them both fall to the ground.*
~"Worth it.."
*he grunted as he lifted himself up rubbing the arm he landed on.*
@sealbiter-selkie
*props himself up on his elbows before standing up. He’s definitely glad he messed with Sonar’s hair*
Having a good time, baby bat?
@homelandersbathelper
~"Ruin my hair again, and i'll kill you."
*he pulled a comb out of his shirt, he began putting his hair back into place.*
~"You're lucky I keep a comb on me, I hate having my hair down."
@sealbiter-selkie
Is that why you mess with other people’s? You look cute with your hair down.
Adorable, really.
@homelandersbathelper
~"people's?...you realize it's just people right? Dummy."
*he got closer.*
~"And, I only have my hair down for one thing. And it'll be lustful to tell you."
@sealbiter-selkie
Ooh? Lustful he says. That’s certainly interesting.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Pretty interesting."
*he moved to the fridge unwrapping one of his brownies.*
~"You a weed person?..or drug person in general."
@sealbiter-selkie
I... I haven’t actually done drugs.
*takes one and bites it*
How long does it take to take effect.
@homelandersbathelper
~"Well you have to eat the full thing to find out, it might hit you a little quicker since you're new."
@sealbiter-selkie
*eats the rest of the brownie*
Should take it slow... tastes good, tho...
@homelandersbathelper
~"Oh, and with taking a weed brownie you HAVE to drink half of this."
*he hands him a vodka bottle.*
~"It's just necessary"
@sealbiter-selkie
Mm... just a shot, tho. Don’t want to get fucked up.
*sips tentatively*
@homelandersbathelper
