The Deep

Homelanders right hand bro, the seven is awesome dude! Check out my podcast manhandled

[thedeepofficial]

The Deep here

(revamped)

Rules:

Refrain from highly inappropriate asks or imagery, this could result in your ask being deleted or a block depending if it happens more than once. (Inappropriate scenarios allowed but keep it high mild-low)

Try not to mention out of seasons 1-4 given we are dead in season 5 so that would be awkward.

Do not mention real life political debate keep it purely to the political climate in The Boys.

Please do not attempt to yumeship/soulbond through this blog, treat this character like a real person instead of a fictional partner.

Asks that are extremely homophobic, transphobic, problematic etc. The seven are meant to be right wingers just don't overdo it.

Have fun don't be afraid to ask the person behind the screen either I enjoy questions (unlike deep)

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Other character blogs I interact with

@annestarlight (Starlight)

@gargle-my-ballsack (Soldier boy)

@americasrealhero (Homelander)

@raisehimupguys (Oh Father)

@a-train-theboys (A train)

Happy swims yo

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh My Fucking God- fine, I’ll try a new one. Let’s say, a man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes to you. This applies to ANY man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Let’s say the man walks up to you and says “Deep, I want you to blow one of the male in the seven to prove your loyalty to me, then I want you to beat a random innocent man with a bat. Deep, I will be very disappointed if you don’t.” You have an opportunity to either shake your head, speak, or back away from the blonde haired, blue eyed male in front of you. What will you do?”

[thedeepofficial]

Uh uhm...shit I guess i'd say no? If it's just any man and not like homelander or someone above me yeah. I would probably beat their ass and throw them to the sharks.

*the deep is hesitant and unsure.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok…..describe Homelander.”

[thedeepofficial]

Uhh, conviently attractive cis white male, light blue eyes, slicked back blonde hair I think the sides kinda look light brown though- but anyways, well built and tallish, blue suit with red and gold accents with the sick america flag bro, he has gloves on, red boots, deep voice. Naturally looks like he is above humans

That's how i'd describe homelander dude totally

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Damn fuckin’ technology shit.” Soldier Boy struggles to swipe on his phone for a few minutes before pressing a picture and showing it to Deep. The picture shows a disappointed Homelander.

“How do you…..feel when you see this picture?”

[thedeepofficial]

Bad? Are you trying to therapize me or something?

*the deep feels weirdly upset when seeing the photo, he would not admit this.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“No, this isn’t fucking therapy. That’s for fuckin’ hippies and shit. You’re better than those people, you’re better than Homelander and you should feel damn fuckin’ good when you see that picture. I have so much embarrassing moments of Homelander on this advanced, wirey rectangle.”

[thedeepofficial]

Dude, nobody is better than homelander. Maybe you need therapy because why are you happy about homelander being upset...and it's called a PHONE!

*poor deep is forever clueless LOL*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“It’s not called a fucking phone! This is a phone.” He shows him a picture of an old phone.

[thedeepofficial]

That is an old phone...these are MODERN PHONES. Fucking gramps-

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“I’m not your fucking grandpa!” Soldier Boy looks like he is about to push Deep into a wall again.

[thedeepofficial]

Ok ok! Just chill out dude jeez!

[thedeepofficial]

A train has an ask blog now. Who let him free? The deep you should do something about this. You can’t let him free

Only homelander can do somethinh about it bro...I don't know what you want me to do

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

Who gave Atrain Tumblr? Not that I care of.. I just have to make sure he’s not causing.. any problems to the Seven.

[thedeepofficial]

Unknown sir, maybe the media department could help?

[americasrealhero]

Yes, just don’t get involved yourself. You fucking suck at trying to find shit.

[thedeepofficial]

Right sir of course sir..

[a-train-theboys]

Looks like I arrived at a good time. Caught you two talking about me

[thedeepofficial]

Fucking shit! Hey bro, what are you doing on here?

‼️‼️OUT OF CHARACTER‼️‼️

MOOT ME NOWWW!!!!

[a-train-theboys]

Just popping by

(OOC: I already follow you :P)

[thedeepofficial]

Ok then..bro..

‼️‼️OUT OF CHARACTER‼️‼️

I FOLLOWED BACK :D

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh My Fucking God- fine, I’ll try a new one. Let’s say, a man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes to you. This applies to ANY man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Let’s say the man walks up to you and says “Deep, I want you to blow one of the male in the seven to prove your loyalty to me, then I want you to beat a random innocent man with a bat. Deep, I will be very disappointed if you don’t.” You have an opportunity to either shake your head, speak, or back away from the blonde haired, blue eyed male in front of you. What will you do?”

[thedeepofficial]

Uh uhm...shit I guess i'd say no? If it's just any man and not like homelander or someone above me yeah. I would probably beat their ass and throw them to the sharks.

*the deep is hesitant and unsure.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok…..describe Homelander.”

[thedeepofficial]

Uhh, conviently attractive cis white male, light blue eyes, slicked back blonde hair I think the sides kinda look light brown though- but anyways, well built and tallish, blue suit with red and gold accents with the sick america flag bro, he has gloves on, red boots, deep voice. Naturally looks like he is above humans

That's how i'd describe homelander dude totally

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Damn fuckin’ technology shit.” Soldier Boy struggles to swipe on his phone for a few minutes before pressing a picture and showing it to Deep. The picture shows a disappointed Homelander.

“How do you…..feel when you see this picture?”

[thedeepofficial]

Bad? Are you trying to therapize me or something?

*the deep feels weirdly upset when seeing the photo, he would not admit this.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“No, this isn’t fucking therapy. That’s for fuckin’ hippies and shit. You’re better than those people, you’re better than Homelander and you should feel damn fuckin’ good when you see that picture. I have so much embarrassing moments of Homelander on this advanced, wirey rectangle.”

[thedeepofficial]

Dude, nobody is better than homelander. Maybe you need therapy because why are you happy about homelander being upset...and it's called a PHONE!

*poor deep is forever clueless LOL*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“It’s not called a fucking phone! This is a phone.” He shows him a picture of an old phone.

[thedeepofficial]

That is an old phone...these are MODERN PHONES. Fucking gramps-

[thedeepofficial]

A train has an ask blog now. Who let him free? The deep you should do something about this. You can’t let him free

Only homelander can do somethinh about it bro...I don't know what you want me to do

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

Who gave Atrain Tumblr? Not that I care of.. I just have to make sure he’s not causing.. any problems to the Seven.

[thedeepofficial]

Unknown sir, maybe the media department could help?

[americasrealhero]

Yes, just don’t get involved yourself. You fucking suck at trying to find shit.

[thedeepofficial]

Right sir of course sir..

[a-train-theboys]

Looks like I arrived at a good time. Caught you two talking about me

[thedeepofficial]

Fucking shit! Hey bro, what are you doing on here?

‼️‼️OUT OF CHARACTER‼️‼️

MOOT ME NOWWW!!!!

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh My Fucking God- fine, I’ll try a new one. Let’s say, a man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes to you. This applies to ANY man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Let’s say the man walks up to you and says “Deep, I want you to blow one of the male in the seven to prove your loyalty to me, then I want you to beat a random innocent man with a bat. Deep, I will be very disappointed if you don’t.” You have an opportunity to either shake your head, speak, or back away from the blonde haired, blue eyed male in front of you. What will you do?”

[thedeepofficial]

Uh uhm...shit I guess i'd say no? If it's just any man and not like homelander or someone above me yeah. I would probably beat their ass and throw them to the sharks.

*the deep is hesitant and unsure.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok…..describe Homelander.”

[thedeepofficial]

Uhh, conviently attractive cis white male, light blue eyes, slicked back blonde hair I think the sides kinda look light brown though- but anyways, well built and tallish, blue suit with red and gold accents with the sick america flag bro, he has gloves on, red boots, deep voice. Naturally looks like he is above humans

That's how i'd describe homelander dude totally

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Damn fuckin’ technology shit.” Soldier Boy struggles to swipe on his phone for a few minutes before pressing a picture and showing it to Deep. The picture shows a disappointed Homelander.

“How do you…..feel when you see this picture?”

[thedeepofficial]

Bad? Are you trying to therapize me or something?

*the deep feels weirdly upset when seeing the photo, he would not admit this.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“No, this isn’t fucking therapy. That’s for fuckin’ hippies and shit. You’re better than those people, you’re better than Homelander and you should feel damn fuckin’ good when you see that picture. I have so much embarrassing moments of Homelander on this advanced, wirey rectangle.”

[thedeepofficial]

Dude, nobody is better than homelander. Maybe you need therapy because why are you happy about homelander being upset...and it's called a PHONE!

*poor deep is forever clueless LOL*

[thedeepofficial]

Yo super-dude are you the reason God-U doesn’t offer any aquatic science classes anymore?

Like they stopped being offered the semester you showed up.

What’s the deal dude why can’t I learn about fish?!?

I don't know dude, I could take it up with them or something bro

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh My Fucking God- fine, I’ll try a new one. Let’s say, a man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes to you. This applies to ANY man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Let’s say the man walks up to you and says “Deep, I want you to blow one of the male in the seven to prove your loyalty to me, then I want you to beat a random innocent man with a bat. Deep, I will be very disappointed if you don’t.” You have an opportunity to either shake your head, speak, or back away from the blonde haired, blue eyed male in front of you. What will you do?”

[thedeepofficial]

Uh uhm...shit I guess i'd say no? If it's just any man and not like homelander or someone above me yeah. I would probably beat their ass and throw them to the sharks.

*the deep is hesitant and unsure.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok…..describe Homelander.”

[thedeepofficial]

Uhh, conviently attractive cis white male, light blue eyes, slicked back blonde hair I think the sides kinda look light brown though- but anyways, well built and tallish, blue suit with red and gold accents with the sick america flag bro, he has gloves on, red boots, deep voice. Naturally looks like he is above humans

That's how i'd describe homelander dude totally

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Damn fuckin’ technology shit.” Soldier Boy struggles to swipe on his phone for a few minutes before pressing a picture and showing it to Deep. The picture shows a disappointed Homelander.

“How do you…..feel when you see this picture?”

[thedeepofficial]

Bad? Are you trying to therapize me or something?

*the deep feels weirdly upset when seeing the photo, he would not admit this.*

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

Dad, get out. Quit trying to turn my soldiers against me. It’s not my fault your entire team didn’t care about you. Mine does. Not that.. I need care and affection and attention—..

[thedeepofficial]

Thank you sir! But I would never turn against you. I am your right hand bro I would kill every fish in the ocean before I turn on you-

[americasrealhero]

Good..

would you eat another octopus for me? Another one of those, fishy, slimy things? Hmm?

😁

[thedeepofficial]

*deep hesitates*

Of course sir, always.

*his hands tightened on his vest slightly.*

[americasrealhero]

Good. 👍

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh My Fucking God- fine, I’ll try a new one. Let’s say, a man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes to you. This applies to ANY man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Let’s say the man walks up to you and says “Deep, I want you to blow one of the male in the seven to prove your loyalty to me, then I want you to beat a random innocent man with a bat. Deep, I will be very disappointed if you don’t.” You have an opportunity to either shake your head, speak, or back away from the blonde haired, blue eyed male in front of you. What will you do?”

[thedeepofficial]

Uh uhm...shit I guess i'd say no? If it's just any man and not like homelander or someone above me yeah. I would probably beat their ass and throw them to the sharks.

*the deep is hesitant and unsure.*

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok…..describe Homelander.”

[thedeepofficial]

Uhh, conviently attractive cis white male, light blue eyes, slicked back blonde hair I think the sides kinda look light brown though- but anyways, well built and tallish, blue suit with red and gold accents with the sick america flag bro, he has gloves on, red boots, deep voice. Naturally looks like he is above humans

That's how i'd describe homelander dude totally

[thedeepofficial]

‼️‼️OUT OF CHARACTER‼️‼️

All of this stockholm syndrome deep and torturing deep is exactly what deep deserves. I NEED MORE!!!!!!

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh My Fucking God- fine, I’ll try a new one. Let’s say, a man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes comes to you. This applies to ANY man with slicked back blonde hair and baby blue eyes. Let’s say the man walks up to you and says “Deep, I want you to blow one of the male in the seven to prove your loyalty to me, then I want you to beat a random innocent man with a bat. Deep, I will be very disappointed if you don’t.” You have an opportunity to either shake your head, speak, or back away from the blonde haired, blue eyed male in front of you. What will you do?”

[thedeepofficial]

Uh uhm...shit I guess i'd say no? If it's just any man and not like homelander or someone above me yeah. I would probably beat their ass and throw them to the sharks.

*the deep is hesitant and unsure.*

[americasrealhero]

whyd the deep reject me does he wany me dead 😢

Because you’re an idiot mudperson. But, Deep surrounds himself with mudpeople. So.. bring that with the Deep.

@thedeepofficial

Why did you reject the only person that would ever love you? Hmm?

[thedeepofficial]

I'm married to the job sir- i'm not looking for a partner right now..

*the deep is actually currently questioning his sexuality and does not want to be vulnerable in a relationship because of it*

[americasrealhero]

Good. Good..

See? That is your answer.

[thedeepofficial]

It always will be sir.

*seal represents a sea puppy, which is what deep is. Because he is stupidly loyal, and would always crawl back to homelander one way or another.*

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

Dad, get out. Quit trying to turn my soldiers against me. It’s not my fault your entire team didn’t care about you. Mine does. Not that.. I need care and affection and attention—..

[thedeepofficial]

Thank you sir! But I would never turn against you. I am your right hand bro I would kill every fish in the ocean before I turn on you-

[americasrealhero]

Good..

would you eat another octopus for me? Another one of those, fishy, slimy things? Hmm?

😁

[thedeepofficial]

*deep hesitates*

Of course sir, always.

*his hands tightened on his vest slightly.*

[americasrealhero]

whyd the deep reject me does he wany me dead 😢

Because you’re an idiot mudperson. But, Deep surrounds himself with mudpeople. So.. bring that with the Deep.

@thedeepofficial

Why did you reject the only person that would ever love you? Hmm?

[thedeepofficial]

I'm married to the job sir- i'm not looking for a partner right now..

*the deep is actually currently questioning his sexuality and does not want to be vulnerable in a relationship because of it*

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

Dad, get out. Quit trying to turn my soldiers against me. It’s not my fault your entire team didn’t care about you. Mine does. Not that.. I need care and affection and attention—..

[thedeepofficial]

Thank you sir! But I would never turn against you. I am your right hand bro I would kill every fish in the ocean before I turn on you-

[thedeepofficial]

Kiss marry kill:

Homelander, Butcher (the guy with the accent), Ashley

My little guppy Carrie is a big fan and asked this so I’m just typing it out for her… She said it would really make her day if you answered this! 🐠

First- happy your guppy is a fan bro!

Second, anything for a fan I guess...

KILL BUTCHER. Kiss ashley she's married to oh father anyways, marry homelander. Don't take this as that "#deeplander" stuff though, i'd only marry homelander because we'll just act the same anyways. I do whatever he says and stay loyal, and he tells me what i've done wrong bro.

@americasrealhero

[americasrealhero]

You’re gay as shit, Deep.

But it’s reasonable why anyone, and everyone, would want to marry me. But if I had to get married to you, I would divorce you in less than a week, Deep.

[thedeepofficial]

If you were to do that I probably deserved it sir- so good choice as always!

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Do you have a disorder that impairs your ability to Grow Some Balls?!”

[thedeepofficial]

I HAVE balls bro. Not my fault homelander is always right, seems you don't mind given you wanna fuck hughie so bad

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ok, let’s try this the Elementary school way. Today we’re gonna learn the word ‘No’. It’s a very simple fuckin’ word and it only has one syllable. So when Homelander says “Hey Deep, you’re fucking useless which is true but forget that for a second, anyway “You’re fucking useless, go kill this innocent person for me and I’ll suck your balls right after.” You have the ability to say “no, Homelander I don’t want to do that.” Let’s try it again. If that’s too hard for you for now, you can just shake your head, kay?”

[thedeepofficial]

....why would I say no to homelander?..this situation is unrealistic new one please!

*the deep reminds me of a puppy almost, even if homelander abused him he would still crawl to his side.*

@americasrealhero