Soldier Boy lll

IM REALLY BAD AT RP IM SORTR Ask blog!!

[soldierboylll]

Soldier boy, what do you like about Homelander the most

Definetly his leadership and his love for America! Ohio! Missisipi!

[jollanganger]

love that he has back dimples

also sorry ashley girl for doing you dirty

[soldierboylll]

I have noticed that too!

[soldierboylll]

I have five full albums of Ruffles the seal

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That's absolutely awesome, pal! Can I see more?

[soldierboylll]

Homelander’s slut

Gee, please language... I don't think that is a very appropriate thing to say, Texas!

[soldierboylll]

This your man?

Golly, my comrade Homelander looks pretty good in this picture, amazing! I may show it to him.. But, yes, we are good friends, aren't we?

[soldierboylll]

You are down bad for Homelander

Gee, I don't know what you're reffering to, my friend! I am just respecting and acknowledging America's greatest hero. He's THE Homelander after all, isn't he?

[heichoublack]

Homelander! 🇺🇸🦅🔥🥛🩸

Not entirely happy with the composition but it turned out okay🦐

[soldierboylll]

~"So...you're just going to keep impersonating soldier boy?, thought you would've gotten bored by now."

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Gee whiz! I already said I am not impresionating anybody, friend!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"You very clearly are, can we just cut to the part where you accept something to end this little facade? You're ruining soldier boys reputation with this nonsense."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

Then I would be ruining my own reputation, and I honestly think I am not! Nebraska! New York! I'm so sorry for saying this, but, you're starting to annoy me a little bit, buddy... Sorry.

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Jesus you're a wimp.."

~"What kind of supe acts like YOU? Supes aren't trained to behave like this they're supposed to be tough and actually look like they belong as a hero."

*he stepped closer looking down at the man.*

~"I'll make you crack one way or another, because you ain't no soldier boy."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

I'll tell Homelander, I'll tell Stormfront or even all Payback! So, step back! ...Is the third time this week I pee my pants...!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"wait- ew what the fuck?! I'll fucking kill you for that- you better have not messed up my shoes!"

*sonar stood on a nearby table to get away from him.*

~"That's just disgusting you're a grown ass man!"

*he pulls out a gun pointing it at the man, he won't actually shoot though.*

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

(covers with shield) Alaska! Arkansas! Stormfront! Crimson Countess!

[soldierboylll]

*drops comically thick binder on the table. It’s labelled 'Ruffles Photos. Vol. 1'*

Oh, boy, do I?

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Golly! Is this one full of cute seals too, comrade?! They are starting to grow on me...

[sealbiter-selkie]

Look at him after swim practice!

He throws a fit after swimming. Every single time.

So stupid. So baby

[soldierboylll]

Oh, jeepers! He is adorable!!! California! Florida! It's too cute, I want to hug it!

[soldierboylll]

~"So...you're just going to keep impersonating soldier boy?, thought you would've gotten bored by now."

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Gee whiz! I already said I am not impresionating anybody, friend!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"You very clearly are, can we just cut to the part where you accept something to end this little facade? You're ruining soldier boys reputation with this nonsense."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

Then I would be ruining my own reputation, and I honestly think I am not! Nebraska! New York! I'm so sorry for saying this, but, you're starting to annoy me a little bit, buddy... Sorry.

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Jesus you're a wimp.."

~"What kind of supe acts like YOU? Supes aren't trained to behave like this they're supposed to be tough and actually look like they belong as a hero."

*he stepped closer looking down at the man.*

~"I'll make you crack one way or another, because you ain't no soldier boy."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

I'll tell Homelander, I'll tell Stormfront or even all Payback! So, step back! ...Is the third time this week I pee my pants...!

[soldierboylll]

~"So...you're just going to keep impersonating soldier boy?, thought you would've gotten bored by now."

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Gee whiz! I already said I am not impresionating anybody, friend!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"You very clearly are, can we just cut to the part where you accept something to end this little facade? You're ruining soldier boys reputation with this nonsense."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

Then I would be ruining my own reputation, and I honestly think I am not! Nebraska! New York! I'm so sorry for saying this, but, you're starting to annoy me a little bit, buddy... Sorry.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

New York empties out on holidays, so this little Dachshund had Madison Avenue at 30th Street all to himself. July 4, 1958.

Photo: Associated Press via Stuff Nobody Cares About

[soldierboylll]

*drops comically thick binder on the table. It’s labelled 'Ruffles Photos. Vol. 1'*

Oh, boy, do I?

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Golly! Is this one full of cute seals too, comrade?! They are starting to grow on me...

[soldierboylll]

~"So...you're just going to keep impersonating soldier boy?, thought you would've gotten bored by now."

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Gee whiz! I already said I am not impresionating anybody, friend!

[eagle-of-siwa]

Happy 4th of July!!! IYKYK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[soldierboylll]

*Slides you a picture of Ruffles the seal. The seal is stretching his flippers in his sleep*

How *are* you trying to get onto Homelander’s team?

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Golly, that is adorable! And for your question; Homelander gives me a chance to join The Seven with an audition every Herogasm! Gee, do you have any more photos, comrade? 😊🇺🇸

[soldierboylll]

~"...who are you?"

-🦇 anon

@homelandersbathelper

Jeepers creepers! Hello, I am Soldier Boy, leader of Payback, and I fight for America 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ! Maryland 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 !

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Apologies if this seems wrong but, you are not soldier boy..soldier boy is much different. If you're attempting to impersonate one of the seven then you'll be dealing with voughts legal team.."

*he looked the man up and down concluding that this was not the soldier boy he recognized.*

~"You look whimpy. Severely."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

Alabama! Arkansas! Of course I am Soldier Boy, comrade! Gee whiz, Vought doesn't see anything wrong in me having social media, I think... I asked Homelander!

[homelandersbathelper]

~"Jesus stop speaking like you're ten, it's giving me a headache. I don't even want to mess with you anymore.."

*he rubbed his eyes with a sigh before crossing his arms.*

~"Look you aren't soldier boy, you never will be. Payback is dead so that's how I definitely know you aren't soldier boy, also you're fucking blue. Now, could I just throw some money at you? Fuck you or something to get you to stop impersonating a very important supe?."

@soldierboylll

[soldierboylll]

WHAT?! Utah! Nebraska! NEBRASKA!!! I AM Soldier Boy, I am not impressionating anyone!