Sean The Sheep Says Stuff

I've recently found Tumblr and decided this would be a great place for me to post thousands of shameless selfies, express my imagination and my weird and occasionally wonderful mind without being judged.

[mintelly]

*gasp* Friend is lonely?

on my way friend… woah wait…yes

I dance to maek you happy

did friend like dance?

I shall battle the sadness!

friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely

lots of people love friend!  shes funny

I give huggles to friend

when friend is happy, we are happy

remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!

you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.

SHIBE OUT!

[edge-effects]

i just want to send this to all my friends

[daddys-chubby-cookie]

This

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KITTEN BOUGHT  CANDYFLOSS!!

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OMNOMNOM

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SEAN IS HERE! HAPPY!!!

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

Yaaaaay

[tylerdouglasmonroedeacjul30]

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

A compliment 

A story

Why you follow me

If you met me what would you do

A cute message

One thing you want to tell me

One thing you want to know about me

[international-obsessions-deacti]

Awwh.

[gnarly]

OMG 

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

Lesbian porn... Close enough!

[kineticsquirrel]

high res egg

[themuffinman1227]

I made this

you are an art thief 

[kineticsquirrel]

Yes but I made YOU

[themuffinman1227]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

Benedict Cumberbatch sounded very different than usual self in 'The Hobbit.'

It sounded as if he had some sort of illness, such as a cold, or maybe.... HEART BURN!

... You know, because the dragon breathes fire and holds fire in its chest and... Yeah that sucked

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

Well Tom Daley just came out. You lucky homosexuals!

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

SEAN wants to learn INSOMNIA

but SEAN already knows four moves! Should a move be deleted to learn INSOMNIA? [Yes] [HOW TO SLEEP] 1, 2 and... Poof! SEAN has forgotten HOW TO SLEEP! And has learned INSOMNIA

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

Ask me stuff.

Ask me ANYTHING. Literally anything and 99.9999(recurring)% of your questions will answered. Seriously, ask me anything from "how are you?" to what is the answer to the universe?" to "Hi my name is Allen. I'm an ex-convict from Texas, want me to pummel your anus?" AND I WILL ANSWER.

[laugh-it-up-guys]

[rainbow--dash-101]

at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this

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reblogging this

because i’ll regret it

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i accept

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This isn’t going to end well

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

Finally getting the hang of this 'hairspray' stuff

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

... Aaaaand now I'm lonely.

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Male self-esteem issues exist.

[seanthesheepsaysstuff]

I shouldn't be proud of this joke but I am.

I'm sitting behind my friend Maurice (his family were originally from Hong Kong) and I notice that there is a lovely drawing of male genitalia sketched on the back of his chair. I point this out to Maurice and he giggles a little. I then proceed to say "I guess you could say you're a... Cock-Asian!"