[today-in-homestuck]

[today-in-homestuck]

It’s been seven years since…

A young man stood in his bedroom. [04/13/09]

[arcadetheatre]

HES DOING IT MAN!

HES MAKING IT HAPEN!

[gay4zayn]

[pianoaround]

Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!

[adventuresinstringrepair]

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

[everyonelovesrobots]

this is some good rock music right here.

[asyoulike]

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[themuffinman1227]

me, a gay: *makes gay joke about being gay*

straight person: ha ha

me: (ง •̀_•́)ง

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up

[morefunthanb4]

[tomfletcherscats]

i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like some rice”

[wasturbatress]

Silly little Neko Atsume comics.

[wexler]

My daughter, she tells me when she grows up she wants to be a singer or a comic. I said ‘Well, baby, if you wanna be a comic, you gotta be a writer. But don’t worry, you’ve got tons of material: Your mother is a manic depressive drug addict. Your father’s gay. Your grandmother tap dances and your grandfather eats hearing aids.’ And my daughter laughs and laughs and laughs and I said ‘Baby, the fact that you know that’s funny is gonna save your whole life.’

Carrie Fisher (via becketts)

[skingrit]

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

[f1uxy]

A wise Jedi master

[just-shower-thoughts]

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

[cunt-inent]

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

[orbitae]

[anjaroid]

Visit Original Link

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i guess this was inevitable

[uc77]

Now I’ll never forget where to find this gem.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is still one of the best audio posts on this entire fucking site. Hearing such a good impression of Obama saying “Chaos… Control!” fucking slays me every time.

[lunarcotton]

@sna-chan