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ahoy. i blog about most fandoms, humour, and anything that strikes my fancy. I am the human equivalent of an insect, so please swat at me with a newspaper whenever i approach you. im a pretty awkward, alone and an overall passive person who loves getting lost. 16, female idk body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/movie/mov-1/mov6.ani), url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/movie/mov-1/mov6.gif), progress !important;}

[romanovan-deactivated20151214]

if anyone remembers the story that was making rounds a while back about a 19 year old discovering the solution to cleaning up the pacific garbage patch, that project launched a fundraider which now has 7 days to reach it’s goal.

[themightyglamazon]

crASHES THROUGH THE WALL BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEBODY NEEDED MONEY TO CLEAN THE OCEAN

[trynottodrown]

I was wondering what happened to this. everyone help out if you can at least spread it, looks like he only needs 8% and there’s only 4 days!

[fishpun]

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

#i’m 99% sure fred and george made this post

[totallyfubar]

I’m 100% sure it was just George

[tarotthrawn]

No

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

First of all fuck you

[i-want-cheese]

[encephalcocoon-deactivated20171]

Female comics are my life

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[wizardshark]

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

[flatsound]

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

[jetstreamsam-deactivated2020093]

when ur friend makes great art

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

[kingofconeyisland]

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

[aleciamoores]

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

[ultimatepisshead-deactivated202]

[wizardshark]

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

[kalories1-deactivated20140523]

[rodgriguez]

[baara]

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

[lotrlocked]

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

[anorie-blog]

#Excellent customer service

[pivotalwolf]

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

[eroscestlavie]

where does dorian gray buy his clothes?

at forever 21

[swoonforme-blog]

dorian gray jokes just never get old

[myeclecticthoughts]

[iraffiruse]

[adampage]

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass