'I spent my life folded between the pages of books'

-Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me

[friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog]

Can’t believe there are people in this world who don’t think about lord of the rings all the time. What do they think about

[quixoticanarchy]

#the silmarillion obviously

[wishcloak]

are you a girl or a boy

not really

[sludgewizard666]

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

[pasteletonartstache]

my lesbian electrician gf or, as I like to call her, my power bottom

[lesbian-bottom-memes]

thank you for the best comment i’ve seen in my fucking life

[ilikegirlsandharrystyles]

my lesbian gamer girlfriend, or as I like to call her, my Nintendo switch

[vampire-eros]

they are in a delightful polycule

[transmortifried]

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

[transmortifried]

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

[doubleca5t]

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

[themandaloriandaily]

PEDRO PASCAL and EWAN MCGREGOR Star Wars Vanity Fair Cover Shoot

[hayden-christensen]

You just remind me of someone…

[gray-warden]

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

[butchscientist]

thanks. i obtained them through entirely legal means wholly unrelated to any country's head of state

[iguanodonwildman]

protect the children

[gayshitanddadjokes]

...do they not know? Do they not understand the ancient texts?

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

The old ways are not taught to the younger generations, they are left to be forgotten along with the tragedies of the past.

[classicslesbianopinions]

if i was walking down a street and a soothsayer told me beware the ides of march and then on the ides of march my wife was like "oh my god i had a horrible nightmare don't go outside" i simply would not go outside. rip to caesar but i'm different

[aiden-morse]

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

[lesprisenpati-deactivated201805]

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

[unofficialdragon]

Aesthetic

[naruhodou-kun]

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

[turnabout4what]

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

[robin-never-dies]

well that was much shorter than usual

[tabbersnack]

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

[thewintersoldier]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) - dir. Jon Watts

[artseamoni]

“I understand,” Jyn said. And this time, of course, she didn’t understand. What eight-year-old could? Galen heard his own foolishness, his ego echoed by her voice. He wrapped her in his arms, felt her slender, warm body against him, and knew a better memory to leave her with. 

“I love you, Stardust.” 

“I love you, too, Papa.”

(Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Alexander Freed)

[capinejghafa]

[teenagerposts]

tumblr users complaining about tumblr

[theorganasolo]

“I heard someone say once that many of us only seem able to find heaven by backing away from hell. And while the place that I’ve arrived at in my life may not precisely be everyone’s idea of heavenly, I could swear sometimes–I hear angels sing.” - Carrie Fisher 

October 21, 1956 - December 27, 2016

[01may1994]

I love how everyone saw the list of banned words and decided the best way to bypass this is speaking in another language, like any other language except english. till now I've seen posts promoting this in greek, russian, italian and dutch. the nature of humanity is such that once in a while we remake the tower of babel and I'm so here for it

[phoenixisdabest]

We niñabossed too close to the sun, so we have to improvise

[boozerman]

GAME OF THRONES (2011-2019)