not your average garbage

Lex - 25 - Bi - Tired

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[the-emblematic]

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

[shitpostinguniverse]

[searching-for-escape]

Right now my only big goal in life is to get a picture with David Thewlis and Gary Oldman and post it with the caption “love my gay dads”

[faerisms-deactivated20200805]

true writing is knowing exactly how your wip starts and knowing exactly how how it ends but the middle is the equivalent of you standing stranded on highway 52 while your car burns in the background before a freeze frame zooms in on your face and a voice-over goes “yup that’s me. you might be wondering how i got here.” 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nothing sucks more than being sleepy the entire day and unable to fall asleep.

[lamemtv]

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

[catasters]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[battlefem-deactivated20170404]

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

[itsoldjohn]

that last one is literally a LOOK

[cassiocantdrink]

yes!

but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:

AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree. 

[thenatsdorf]

Cat wall.

[captainschmoe]

BABEY NO

[girlgroupinsta]

201029 / _mariahwasa: The love from @tommyjeans

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oneheadtoanother]

[searching-for-escape]

When did you add the hot banner to your tumblr, though 👀

I don't remember exactly when but my neighbor took it after we got done being neighborly 😏

[cartooncoyote]

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

Finally, a good post