Full-blown nerd

Zach. 23. He/Him. Avid runner

[hdhskkshsjjsjsjskshsj]

[formaldehyde--face]

I am not kidding when I say I fucking screamed. Why does she say it like that?! What the fuck?!!!!

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[servitum-amoris]

[jaubaius]

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[crownmalone]

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

[arktham]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[emil]

youre just jealous of our receding hairlines

[molabuddy]

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[runcibility]

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

[rorytelling]

At this point “being a sjw” just means “liking things”

[flamewarp]

Those damn SJWS and their *looks at hand* “Geese”

[urbanism]

Stan socialist goose

[baenling]

i was confused about this so i googled it. there’s literally just a bit of text at the end of the game’s credits about how australia still belongs to the aboriginals. that’s it. that’s what they’re mad about.

“This game was made on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders, past and present. Sovereignty was never ceded.

“Thank you very much for playing our videogame.”

[anarchistmemedistro]

goose game said land back

[witch-without-gender]

I need to play this game

[von-felden]

Booty (licious)

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Pussy (vicious)

[atlas-prime]

Cock (nutritious)

[faggo-tron-prime]

Tits (malicious)

[zukana13731]

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the tits attacked

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes

[yharnambimbo]

[fullmetalfisting]

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[omghotmemes]

The consequence of corporate greed

[skajador]

agreed with the sentiment but please uninstall uTorrent! It’s been spyware for years now

install qbitTorrent from qBitTorrent.org instead!

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

[mayflower-gal]

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

[bisexualfinalfantasyprotagonist]

I haven't been able to stop thinking abt this vid I love this kittykat so much... She looks like she's in HEAVEN 🥺

[antique-scarecrow]

absolutely LOST in the sauce

[remove-the-stairs-bitch-deactiv]

MY GODS

[z0mbunny]