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stupid but in a sexy way | professional nap taker

[8nin]

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

[hello-andi]

great news for all the heated rivalry fans who want to start watching hockey: it's about to be a lot more fun to cheer for ottawa

the other tchucklefuck brother is being traded to florida, so ottawa is going to have a new captain next season

[heyitsbansheee]

*in a trump accent* inshallah

[siiisiiiiii]

[nondelphic]

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

[glassshine]

[ciricearts]

my bi queen for pride month<3

[plowmeouttahere]

My team may not have won, but Vegas (especially Carter Hart) lost and at the end of the day that's what matters.

[etheltempest]

i hope carter hart takes scalding hot showers so he can practice burning in hell

[hischowza]

seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year

[storm-surges]

y’all gotta stop throwing h*rt and fleury’s name in the same sentence idc about the stats. fleury and his team went against the nhl to support indigenous people like his wife. h*rt and his team used public funds to cover up a gang r*pe. stop playing in my fucking face

[cynids]

brandon "the worst thing to happen to vegas" bussi lets kill them all

[hello-andi]

FLY EMPTY NETTY

[tsunamisavvvv]

Not a drawing, but it’s still art!!!! 🥹😭🫶🏼

[etheltempest]

it’s never a goalie’s fault when a team loses. except when it’s carter hart. that’s 100% his fault and we should all point and laugh

[howdysebby]

seth jarvis is about to have a mamma mia 2 style summer sleeping with his boycule and then 20 years later his child invites them all to their draft and they have a mamma mia draft weekend

[etheltempest]

goodnight!!!!