ash

hockey sideblog!! carolina hurricanes #37 apologist & shameless sidcros glazer 🚨

[storm-surges]

ash ⚠ she/her ⚠ 22 ⚠ @lovelesshearts

long intro/navigation post!! call me ash/any variation of my url :) this pinned post will continue to be updated as needed.

instead of subjecting my mutuals on my main who don't care about sports (i barely care some days tbh) to my hockey rants, i made this sideblog to liveblog because i know these upcoming playoffs are going to make me feral

tags, CW’s, and tier lists below the break!

my main NHL team is the carolina hurricanes (i love #my country north carolina ‼️) but i follow a few others including but not limited to the penguins, avalanche, and bruins

proudly a PWHL girlie! my top teams are the victoire, fleet, and goldeneyes

my main is @lovelesshearts (where i interact from!) and i have a messy but active fanblog @rietveldings if you want to talk books/video games/shows (yes this includes HR but i don’t cross my fictional hockey and irl hockey lol)

disclaimers:

i am not an anti, but i don’t personally read or post RPF. no judgment to those who do, it’s simply not my thing! i don’t mind following or being followed by RPF accounts, but just as a heads up, i probably won’t interact with your fic. i might parasocial with you if i feel silly tho lol

i don't mind minors following me either, but just know that i often cuss, thirst, make edgelord jokes, and sometimes mention having a drink/smoke during game nights (CW tags below the break! pls block/unfollow as needed!)

i do not tolerate bigotry of any form. i am a queer! WOC! from the southern USA! u cannot hurt me in a way that matters + the block button is an old friend. i'm not afraid of how historically conservative elite sports are nor the nuance that comes with that, but hockey should be a fun, safe space for all fans and players, and that's not a controversial statement. i'm not here to start fights but i'm also not here to put up with misogyny, racism, homo/transphobia, etc. (#puck politics for more in depth social commentary)

i only got into the canes + PWHL about two years ago (2023-24 season) and other teams over the 2025-26 season so i’m still happily learning about some things. gatekeeping is boring and cringe. also pls lmk if i break lb etiquette or misspell a name (i try to tag with all accents and hyphens) or smth!

i love moots i love yapping i love making internet friends!!! pls don't hesitate to slide in my inbox with literally anything on your mind, i wanna be hockey buds :)

tags:

liveblogging #canes lb, #sharks lb, #pens lb, #bruins lb, #oilers lb, #avs lb, #victoire lb, #fleet lb, #goldeneyes lb, #torrent lb

highlights + funnies #rah sports 🫩, #nhl memes, #pwhl memes, #icy innuendos, #let's go lesbiennes (<- queer PWHL/women's hockey content) #nhl art, #pwhl art, #stanley cup playoffs, #stanley cup finals, #onboarding (<- starting posts for baby caniacs/SCF visitors) #hockey edits, #the girls are fightinggg (meaning any/all hockey scrums/fights btw, these hands rated E for everyone), #love thy goalie, #oh captain my captain, #that's family 🥹, #curse of the first pick

faves #carolina hurricanes, #canes gifs, #canes memes, #canes media, #rod brind’amour, #seth jarvis, #andrei svechnikov, (#my penalty princess), #sebastian aho, #logan stankoven, #taylor hall, #jackson blake (#junkyard dawgs), #nikolaj ehlers (#they say he's pretty fly for a white guy 😎), #mark jankowski, #k'andre miller, #alexander nikishin, #shayne gostisbehere, #jalen chatfield, #pyotr kochetkov, #frederik andersen, #brandon bussi #montreal victoire, #victoire gifs, #victoire memes, #marie-philip poulin, #laura stacey, #abby roque, (#wife line), #ann-renée desbiens, #catherine dubois, #maggie flaherty, #shiann darkangelo, #lina ljungblom (#today is today) #pittsburgh penguins, #pens gifs, #pens memes, #sidney crosby, #evgeni malkin, #kris letang, #erik karlsson, #samuel griard, #egor chinakhov, #ben kindel, #artūrs šilovs, #marc-andré fleury yes i'm putting him with the pens fight me about it #colorado avalanche, #disaster bros, #avs gifs, #avs memes, #gabriel landeskog, #nathan mackinnon, #martin nečas, #brent burns, #jack drury, #cale makar, #parker kelly #boston bruins, #bruins gifs, #david pastrnak, #elias lindholm, #nikita zadorov, #fraser minten (#minty the menace), #lukas reichel, #tanner jeannot #edmonton oilers, #oilers gifs, #connor mcdavid, #leon draisaitl, #trent frederic, #ryan nugent-hopkins, #evan bouchard, #connor ingram #san jose sharks, #sharks gifs, #will smith hockey, #macklin celebrini, #dmitri orlov, #william eklund, #tyler toffoli #boston fleet, #fleet gifs, #megan keller, #hilary knight, #alina müller, #taylor girard, #aerin frankel, #jamie lee rattray  #vancouver goldeneyes, #goldeneyes gifs, #sarah nurse, #tereza vanišová, #abby boreen, #sophie jacques, #claire thompson, #katie chan

misc/CWs #winter olympics 2026, #team canada, #team canada men's, #team canada women's, #team usa, #team usa women's, #walter cup playoffs, #iihf worlds 2026, #iihf gifs, #nhl draft, #pwhl draft, #battle of pennsylvania, #battle of new york, #ash yaps, #superstitious sillies, #puck politics, #hockey history, #pwhl meta #haterade (mostly lighthearted, sometimes not. #fuck carter hart/#fuck brett howden/#fuck cal foote/#fuck the vgk are tagged with my whole chest.) #cw blood, #cw flashing (for gifs), #cw SA mention (see above), #cw drugs (<- literally just weed; i'm a stoner and my smoke times usually line up with hockey times but pls block/unfollow as needed + lmk if a post should be tagged but isn't!)

tier lists (2025-26)

i know it's bandwagon city over here leavemealone!! i go off vibes and my moots’ opinions when it comes to everything between my primary team and mortal enemies. as the hockey gods intended.

[caniac-help]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE FLAGS!!!! 3 LEFT

[attackingmidfielder]

hey guys, hey,…hey….. it’s a tied series. only 3 more to go

[storm-surges]

i genuinely need to decompress after all that so goodnight canes lb see you very soon 🫶

[sleepysidcros]

[s1lkrabbit]

I tuned in right before the goal happened and saw Jarvy one timer and C*rter H*rt storming off the ice I’m so happy rn

[thirty34four]

seth jarvis said “and with he power of friendship, i will defeat evil”

and he did

[pawsomeperv]

the shake in his voice talking about how much this meant to him 💔💔💔 jarvy i love you

[wclfbird]

also gotta praise ghost for that amazing no-look pass too as well that set up jarvy in the first place 🥹🥹

[attackingmidfielder]

I love it when I call a player scoring and then it happens and we win the game 😭🥰

[hockeysstorms]

seth jarvis smiles in raleigh north carolina we’re never gonna die

[knowledgeableknees]

The jarvycule’s wag jackets are working

[crow-talks-hockey]

SETH JARVIS YOU WILL FOREVER BE THE REALEST GUY OUT THERE

[storm-surges]

and that's why he graduated summa cum laude from jarvard university 😌

[kuzmas]

RELIEVED!!!!

canes won tonight; knicks baby..... let's get that second win tomorrow ⭐️

[attackingmidfielder]

I believe in sports curses because Vegas Golden Knights are one of them but I also believe in sports MIRACLES because Carolina Hurricanes just came back from a 2-0 deficit AND WON IN OT WITH A PP GOAL BY SETH JARVIS OF ALL THINGS!!!

[pharmersonly]

“why is the canes power play terrible” “i never said that” “we got you on tape” “the canes power play is my friend”