Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt.

Used to be well-fly-ofcourse and edsheerencriss. For whatever reason, I can only get on tumblr via mobile.

[scarletwitch]

[unsolvedbfsarchive-blog]

*opens fanfic*

fanfic: i

*closes fanfic*

[transgendad]

it’s 2017 where is my live action canonically gay the road to el dorado remake

[completetrashforyou]

Kataras daughter, Kya, is gay Kataras daughter, Kya is gay KATARAS DAUGHTER, KYA IS GAY

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME FOR THE KID (me and you) WHOM 8 YEARS AGO NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME WHEN SHE’D SEE HERSELF REPRESENTED IN THE CHARACTERS SHE ADORES

[masha-russia]

Severus Snape → strengths and flaws

Strengths and flaws series

[therubbleoroursins]

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

[cari28ch3-me]

while I don’t know how, the “pet being a secret agent” subplot meant that it took 16 years for the creators to finally sell the show to a network, because everyone wanted either one plot or the other and they were insistent on having both, so everyone but Disney said no 

and then after they wrote about 3 songs for the show they were asked for a new song per episode, and they said yes. 8 years of coming up with stuff but that much to keep in mind while still keeping most ideas in an 11 min run-time 

it is more of a marvel that it even got made 

[sociallinkmax]

i love games that encourages multiple playtroughs where u can make different decisions and i just make the same goody two shoes choices all over again excpet i romance a diffeent person. im so good at this

[randomidiocyncrazies]

“i love exploring different branching narrative paths” i say, as i pick the same choices all over again

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

I feel like one of the most ironically sexist things that happened to women heroes for so long was that they had universal storytelling taken away from them. So, male superheroes could have Lois Lane. They can have love, they can have vulnerability, they can have complexity. But women superheroes or strong women characters had to be, ‘I don’t need anyone, I’m the toughest person in the world.’ That’s not fair to anybody. No human being is an island like that. - Patty Jenkins.

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[aeorys-deactivated20260131]

this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

IT’S BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

[objectivemistress]

I love academic papers written solely for the purpose of dragging another researcher. It’s like Jersey Shore but in academia.

[objectivemistress]

Any title including the phrase “A Response To: ” is basically an intellectual bar fight.

[3cops-and-a-writer]

X-ray specs. Got them at the magic shop.

[sarkyfancypants]

OH YEAH, I HAVE A MINOR ARTSY PET PEEVE: I like to call it THE TOMMY PICKLES LEG SYNDROME

Y’KNOW…..

[sarkyfancypants]

PLEASE LET ME ELABORATE

[nevillles]

Sorry, Professor, it’s just that we’ve come from Divination… No need to say anymore. Tell me, which of you is dying this year?

[bisexualwatson]

is your look an english teacher, theatre teacher, or art teacher look

[monitorlizardappreciator]

my look is the raccoon that forages in the dumpster behind the cafeteria

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[tinyfirecrackershaw]

Diana of Themyscira + the elements

[2lix]

okay but imagine harry making a group chat for his friends from hogwarts just because and draco is there too but he literally never talks because he’s all like “that’s a muggle thing phew” but really he didn’t know how to use that

AND the first time that draco actually talks in the group chat is to send a video of harry who stubbed his toe on a table and is lying on the floor curled up into a ball screaming “I DIDN’T KILL VOLDEMORT FOR THIS”

and then the camera switches to draco’s bored face and with the most monotone voice ever he says “the boy who lived twice” and he’s holding a clock that shows 4:27am