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The marauders would spend forever trying to hit the perfect dap at every function
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sirius: we're not just brothers, we're also...
regulus:
regulus: cousins?
sirius: ...friends, regulus, we're also friends
sleep is for people who do not read fanfiction.
Sirius is Hamilton and Regulus is Burr. That’s all, that’s the post.
Do people actually sleep with sleep masks on? Like is that actually a thing?
Sirius: Why is James sitting on the floor?
Peter: Better question: why is Regulus sitting on the table?
Remus: And why are they staring at each other?
Sirius: James?
James: Shh.
Sirius: No.
James: We're in a debate.
Regulus: He's losing.
James: I am not.
Regulus: You are.
James: Reggie, my beloved, my sunshine, my heart—
Sirius: HE CALLED YOU SUNSHINE?
Regulus: Yes.
Sirius: YOU'RE REGULUS BLACK.
Regulus: I know.
Sirius: You're the human equivalent of a thunderstorm.
Regulus: That's not relevant.
James: It is to me.
Sirius: Stop looking at him like that.
James: Like what?
Sirius: Like he's hung the moon.
James: He didn't hang it.
James: But if he asked me to, I'd try.
Remus: That's concerning.
Peter: Deeply concerning.
Regulus: See? This is why he's losing.
James: Explain.
Regulus: I asked him what he'd do if I suddenly became a criminal mastermind.
Peter: Suddenly?
Sirius: Good catch.
Regulus: And his answer was "supportive husband."
Sirius: WHAT?!
James: In my defense, I said supportive husband who occasionally suggests less illegal alternatives.
Remus: That's not better.
James: It's a little better.
Regulus: Then I asked if he'd report me to the authorities.
Peter: Please tell me you said yes.
James: I said I'd need more information.
Sirius: JAMES.
James: What if he had a good reason?
Sirius: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO BECOME A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.
Regulus: That's a very closed-minded attitude.
Sirius: REGULUS.
James: That's what I said!
Sirius: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?!
James: I'm not encouraging him. I'm listening to his perspective.
Remus: Which is?
Regulus: World domination.
Peter: Ah.
Remus: Right.
Sirius: Fantastic.
James: See, when you phrase it like that, it sounds bad.
Regulus: It does sound bad.
James: Exactly.
Sirius: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO PHRASE WORLD DOMINATION.
Regulus: Global management.
James: That's much nicer.
Sirius: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.
Peter: Four idiots.
Remus: Three idiots and me.
Peter: Fair.
James: Reggie wouldn't actually take over the world.
Regulus: Thank you.
James: He hates managing people.
Regulus: Exactly.
James: Too much paperwork.
Regulus: Finally, someone understands me.
Sirius: So your defense is that he's too lazy to be evil?
James: Efficient. Not lazy.
Regulus: Thank you, darling.
Sirius: Stop rewarding him!
James: Sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted by Regulus calling me darling.
Regulus: Pathetic.
James: Do it again.
Regulus: Darling.
James: Thank you.
Sirius: I'M GOING TO WALK INTO THE LAKE.
Remus: You said that yesterday.
Sirius: And they got worse overnight.
Peter: Honestly, that's impressive.
Regulus: Thank you.
James: He's been working very hard.
Sirius: THAT'S NOT THE PART I WAS COMPLIMENTING.
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marauders outside McGonagall's office after being caught during a prank peter (whispering): look, whatever happens in their us lads have to stick together. We have to back each other up. all others: nodding inside the office peter: so it had nothing do with me, Yes! okay! I was there! i admit that, but i didn't do ANYTHING, it was sirius! it was ALL sirius. I'm not going down for something I didn't do ! if anyone deserves to get punished it should be sirius ! sirius: james: remus: McGonagall: Well, I think it's safe to say we all just lost a bit of respect for you there peter.
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
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I've seen one too many posts saying Sirius would use chatgpt. Sirius? Are we talking about the same person? Sirius is a creative and a very smart person, he loves thinking for himself and problem solving. Not to mention that he's so stubbornly independent he sometimes refuses to even google things, he will just try until he figures it out himself. Sirius would loathe ai telling him what he should do.
AND he knows better than to upset Remus