Kelp Head

Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon and Sally Jackson, 17

[oakdryad-deactivated20220508]

[thegingerpowers]

marriage… wealth… and pot  

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Marriage The Nachos… Aight.

[internetexplorer-official]

…

love butt crabs

[internetexplorer-official]

I’m actually really happy I found crabs in the first three because,,,,, precious,,

[ghostswithoutjournals]

Love, marriage, cock

Uh,, excuse me??

[turtlepowerriiise]

Love, marriage, nachos

[hartley-rathaway-blogs]

Marriage, Butter, Nachos.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Love, Marriage, Crabs.

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Fuck Zeus

[baby-ghost-king-blogging]

@annabeth-chase-suggestion Can I marry @seaweed-brian-suggestions really quick so that @betterlokisuggestion can be my best man? I’ll give him back. I promise.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

I don’t think that’s how it works Neeks.

[pegasussuggestions]

@seaweed-brian-suggestions hello! I’ve been told you exist.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Hi Pegasus. I’m Percy.

[pegasussuggestions]

It’s nice to meet you! You can call me Aragorn too, whatever you prefer.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Nice to meet you too Aragorn.

[pegasussuggestions]

@seaweed-brian-suggestions hello! I’ve been told you exist.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Hi Pegasus. I’m Percy.

[demidorks]

Percy: *Take Jason's glasses* Hey! I look like that Harry Potter guy now!

Jason: That's great Percy, now give me back my glasses.

[cottagecori]

new ask meme: do you think I’m the 90s teen movie new kid, villain, dorky sidekick, comic relief, or love interest??

[cottagecori]

new ask meme: do you think I’m the 90s teen movie new kid, villain, dorky sidekick, comic relief, or love interest??

[lukers-suggestion]

In order to become a jedi you must BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON!

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Reblog if your muse is always down for a hug

[nyc-enjolras]

What if John was short for Johnald

[totallycorrectpjo]

Percy: My name is Percy with a 'B', and I've been afraid of insects my whole life...

Jason: Wait wait wait, where's the 'B'?

Percy (scared): There's a bee??

[sorry-im-such-a-bad-person]

here’s to the kids who never come first in kahoot quizzes

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

@ Percy once he gets a Tumblr.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

I resent that.

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

Percy! You got a Tumblr!

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Nico helped me set it up.

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

Took you long enough, seaweed brain

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

oops?

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

… I can’t stay annoyed at you for long. I love you seaweed brain.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Love you too wise girl.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Fabulous from HSM 2 is a bop.

[amoratheenchantresssuggestions]

I like you.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Oh, uh, thanks?

[sorry-im-such-a-bad-person]

here’s to the kids who never come first in kahoot quizzes

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

@ Percy once he gets a Tumblr.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

I resent that.

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

Percy! You got a Tumblr!

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Nico helped me set it up.

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

Took you long enough, seaweed brain

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

oops?

[sorry-im-such-a-bad-person]

here’s to the kids who never come first in kahoot quizzes

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

@ Percy once he gets a Tumblr.

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

I resent that.

[annabeth-chase-suggestion]

Percy! You got a Tumblr!

[seaweed-brian-blogs]

Nico helped me set it up.