Ask Me About Mythomagic

Well, there goes that plan.

@annabeth-chase-suggestion Can I marry @seaweed-brian-suggestions really quick so that @betterlokisuggestion can be my best man? I’ll give him back. I promise.

bottlesbreaking

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

willowdemon

OP, I need more…

358-2-genders

I’ll never be anyones best man.

#you’re best enough in my eyes!

You can be my best man!

planetearthe

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

I’m getting married!!!

thor-suggestion

To WHO?

@verystrangesuggestions!

MAGIC USER WEDDING?! Can I come?

Yes!

Awesome!

I’m getting married!!!

thor-suggestion

To WHO?

@verystrangesuggestions!

MAGIC USER WEDDING?! Can I come?

Yes!

Awesome!

I’m getting married!!!

thor-suggestion

To WHO?

@verystrangesuggestions!

MAGIC USER WEDDING?! Can I come?

Can I be your sidekick?- baby-ghost-king-suggestions

I would say yes, but I don’t think we’ve met before!! Who are you?

My name’s Nico! I’m the son of Hades!

Wow! Nice to meet you properly! How old are you?

I’m twelve. I think? How long ago was FDR president?

Uh, he died around 70 years ago.

#does that mean I’m old?#I son’t wanna get wrinkly.

Oh.

Can I be your sidekick?- baby-ghost-king-suggestions

I would say yes, but I don’t think we’ve met before!! Who are you?

My name’s Nico! I’m the son of Hades!

Wow! Nice to meet you properly! How old are you?

I’m twelve. I think? How long ago was FDR president?

Can I be your sidekick?- baby-ghost-king-suggestions

I would say yes, but I don’t think we’ve met before!! Who are you?

#and I do vaguely remember meeting you as a younger kid #I guess that was before lotus casino

My name’s Nico! I’m the son of Hades!

Capture the flag sucks when you’re too small for all of the equipment except a knife.

Suggestion: put on a one man production of A Goofy Movie.

What about adopting you as an older brother?- Baby-ghost-king-suggestions

I’m not big, sadly I’m very tiny :(

It’s okay. I’m tiny too!

Are you human-tiny or giant-tiny because if you’re human-tiny you’ll think I’m a giant and I always wanted to know what that feels like

Human tiny.

Guess I’m a big sibling now

Yay!!!

What about adopting you as an older brother?- Baby-ghost-king-suggestions

I’m not big, sadly I’m very tiny :(

It’s okay. I’m tiny too!

Are you human-tiny or giant-tiny because if you’re human-tiny you’ll think I’m a giant and I always wanted to know what that feels like

Human tiny.

What about adopting you as an older brother?- Baby-ghost-king-suggestions

I’m not big, sadly I’m very tiny :(

captainamericasuggestions

It’s okay. I’m tiny too!

spideyboisuggestion

why wont people let me drink my goddamn tea >:/

shehulksuggestions

drink the tea

wait whos stopping you?

shehulksuggestions

Thor, Tony and Baymax are stopping him

thorgodofthundersuggestions

It’s bad for him

shehulksuggestions

it sounds delicious

thorgodofthundersuggestions

No

YES

How is tea bad

It’s oleander tea

Hi Peter, please, please, please don’t drink this. It might kill you. Peter you have a lot of ppl that care about you so pls don’t drink this tea.

spideyboisuggestion

But!- tea?

turtlepowerriiise

Try some Jasmine, mint, or green tea :) I promise you’ll like it. It’s even ok if you want to mix it cause that seems like your style.

spideyboisuggestion

How about hyacinth tea?