Percy Jackson Quotes

These were said by the PJO characters. Sometime. Somewhere. Maybe. [Header credit to viria] admin: Karina blog start date: February 11th 2016

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Percy Jackson tv show out how are we feeling besties.

I for one am dead. Typing this from the underworld rn. Can't even revive this blog because the show was funnier than this blog can ever be. ok

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@totallycorrectpjo ‘s post crack me up so I just wanted to draw one of them

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Leo: Hey Hazel, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Hazel: Really? I didn’t know this slang.

[later]

Hazel: Thanks so much for helping me, Piper. You’re such a thot.

Piper, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?!

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Grover: Percy, can you hear me? Is it lunch time?

Percy: No, it’s not lunch time, it’s ten thirty in the morning.

Grover: No wonder I’m starving.

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Annabeth: We’re in a hallway. Standing close to a wall doesn’t make us invisible.

Percy: Agree to disagree.

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Percy: Would you date a girl taller than you?

Nico: No.

Percy: That's a little shallow of you.

Nico: Percy, I'm gay.

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Annabeth: You have one day left to live. What do you do?

Percy: Cry.

Thalia: Something illegal and edgy.

Nico: I'd message 10 people on Facebook saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 people I would die tomorrow.

Grover: I think I would worry so much about what to do I'd end up doing nothing.

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Percy: A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it.

Percy: I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.

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The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It belongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream.

Annabeth Chase, probably

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Leo and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons.

Leo Valdez, probably

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Nico: "Go to Hades" is so abstract. "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months." Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Nico: People think they're so clever, saying the person would thirst/starve to death. Ahem. Not if they're being supplied through ventilation shafts.

Nico: That's part of what makes this so hellish. People know you're in there. They're keeping you in there. They're keeping you alive in there.

Nico: What's really interesting is apparently no one but me has thought about what happens when the chemical toilet fills up. It ain't pretty.

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Will: You know I have a PHD?

Nico: Really?

Will: Yup. A Pretty Huge-

Nico: Okay! I get it.

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Leo: Poor Piper. Is this the first time in your life you haven’t looked pretty?

Piper: It must be. The sensation’s completely new. How have you managed it all these years?

Leo: Just avoid mirrors. You’ll forget about it.

Piper: Not if I keep looking at you.

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Luke: Now, let's not get all caught up on who attacked who, or which one of us sent an army of monsters to wipe out the other.

Luke: That's all ancient history.

Percy: It was literally happening until twenty seconds ago.

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Annabeth: Haven't you ever been to an animal hospital?

Percy: No.

Percy: [imagines a puppy in a lab coat with a tiny stethoscope]

Percy: But I want to.

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Hey! Hey!!!! FBI man!!!! Found you

my secret has been revealed... i am actually FBI Man. thanks birdy