Ursula the Sea Witch

*spills all over you* Oh I am so sorry! I’ll make sure to comp you a meal!

Ugh you clumsy little *breathes deeply* It’s fine. Now can I get a towel or something?

O-Oh! Of course. Again I am so sorry. *runs over to get her a towel from the bar* Is there anything I can get you? An appetizer or a dessert? We have some good specials…

Could I just get another drink? Dry martini? It’s been *wipes herself off* a long day.

*nods* Yes- Of course, I’ll ask the bartender to make it as soon as possible. On the house- *stumbles off and comes back a moment later with the martini AND a giant piece of cheesecake* There you go…

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Thank you dear. I do appreciate the gesture. I do hate to make you run around more but could I get a box for the cake? I'm watching my figure but I'm sure my assistant would love it tomorrow morning.

*spills all over you* Oh I am so sorry! I’ll make sure to comp you a meal!

Ugh you clumsy little *breathes deeply* It’s fine. Now can I get a towel or something?

O-Oh! Of course. Again I am so sorry. *runs over to get her a towel from the bar* Is there anything I can get you? An appetizer or a dessert? We have some good specials…

#haha yes #ursula got dat bitch face going #icantbelieveitsnotbuttercup

Could I just get another drink? Dry martini? It’s been *wipes herself off* a long day.

*spills all over you* Oh I am so sorry! I’ll make sure to comp you a meal!

#icantbelieveitsnotbuttercup #sorry mobile sucks my computer is acting up again

Ugh you clumsy little *breathes deeply* It's fine. Now can I get a towel or something?

She could tell that the girl was hesitant. Maybe she had come across as a little too..strong. But her eagerness to ‘help’ never hurt her before. Tink was a smart girl, or perhaps just untrusting. Either way she would have to pull back somewhat. “Sorry if I’m a little eager,” she apologized, “I’ve just been getting a little overwhelmed since I moved my practice here. I used to have two assistants and I quite miss them. They had become like family to me.” She said this to try and gain some sympathy, but it all was true.

"It’s okay." Tink smiled, her own worries of being too eager melting away as Ursula spoke. She realised she shouldn’t beat herself up over the fact that she wanted to both help and accept help. It wasn’t choosing the first random option, it was choosing what she thought was actually worth the shot. "I’m sorry to hear that." Of course she must be a simple replacement for someone, there’s always someone ahead of her. Tink wasn’t sure she’d ever be able to bond with her soon-to-be-boss like that but maybe she wouldn’t need to. "I can imagine it must be hard to find new people if you grew accustomed to someone else. But I would try my best to suffice." Tink offered a smile.

"I'm glad you understand." Ursula sincerely said. Maybe the girl was worth more then she originally intended. It really would be nice to have an actual friend around, she didn't need to push everyone out and solely focus on business and power. Friendship and love, though somewhat trivial to her were still somewhat comforting on occasions

Horus, Arawn and Ares? :)

Horus:

I would fight for, well to save my own life of course. Floatsam and Jetsam's too. Ideologically I fight against those who betray me. I don't forgive and forget. If you cross me or those I love you will pay.

Arawn:

The most terrifying thing I've ever done would probably be what I did to Triton and his daughter. Though I suppose taking the souls of other's in the name of business would also be considered terrifying.

Ares:

I would say I'm not easy to anger, but I'm difficult to appease if you do anger me. I hold grudges, sue me,

Ursula smiled brightly. ” Don’t worry, all I’d have you do is answer the phone, book my appointments, stuff like that. Kind of like an assistant or secretary. Just let me know by the end of the week, I am a busy woman I wouldn’t want to be wasting my time.” If all went right she would have her first subject soon enough. And even if not her business front made it so much easier to find the damaged and easy to manipulate.

"Oh." Tink nodded, that didn’t sound too hard. At least she knew how to do those concrete things. "I guess I can do that." She was slightly worried at how fast she was convinced to do this. As if she just took a hold of the first plausible option thrown at her. But Tink didn’t really like having to keep looking and in her eyes the first option was most of the time the best one. "I’ll let you know then." She said although she was pretty sure she’d give in and accept the job.

She could tell that the girl was hesitant. Maybe she had come across as a little too..strong. But her eagerness to 'help' never hurt her before. Tink was a smart girl, or perhaps just untrusting. Either way she would have to pull back somewhat. "Sorry if I'm a little eager," she apologized, "I've just been getting a little overwhelmed since I moved my practice here. I used to have two assistants and I quite miss them. They had become like family to me." She said this to try and gain some sympathy, but it all was true.

"Well here’s my card. We can figure out payment on a later date when we’re in my office. A more professional setting.’ Ursula stared at the girl thinking long and hard about what she had to really offer. Sue she was a pretty girl, but she wasn’t bad herself anymore. Plus she...

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ursula smiled brightly. " Don't worry, all I'd have you do is answer the phone, book my appointments, stuff like that. Kind of like an assistant or secretary. Just let me know by the end of the week, I am a busy woman I wouldn't want to be wasting my time." If all went right she would have her first subject soon enough. And even if not her business front made it so much easier to find the damaged and easy to manipulate.

Mythology Asks

Anubis: How do you feel about death?

Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?

Bastet: Do you have any cats?

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?

Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

Thoth: Do you like to read/write?

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

Bran: How is your health?

Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.

Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?

Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?

Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?

Olwen: What is your favorite flower?

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?

Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?

Freya: Have you ever been in love?

Freyr: Do you have any children?

Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?

Iounn: How old are you?

Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?

Odin: What is your family like?

Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?

Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?

Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?

Apollo: Do you play any instruments?

Dionysus: Do you drink?

Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?

Poseidon: Are you a moody person?

Zeus: Are you a confident person?

Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?

Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?

Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?

Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?

Plutus: Do you have a job?

Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?

Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

"I’m sorry sweetie, but no one talks to me like that, doesn’t matter if it’s small talk or not.” Ursula smiled fakely at the man, pulling her attention back to her martini.

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‘’—And what are you going to do about it?’’ James asked, suddenly interested. He turned around to face the brunette; an amused smile plastered to his face.

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"aw poor thing. I't what I wouldn't do that you'd find more interesting." She retorted with an evil smirk. Maybe the drink was going to her head, but she couldn't help but tease the man.

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"—- can we leave this until another time?" James asked, looking up at them. Hook buttoned his suit’s jacket; making his way across the room, silently confirming that he wasn’t that interested in what they had to say anymore.

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#captn-jameshook #sorry no gif right now im not on my computer :/

"I'm sorry sweetie, but no one talks to me like that, doesn't matter if it's small talk or not." Ursula smiled fakely at the man, pulling her attention back to her martini.

Ursula smirked. “Of course I can. There’s always a fee for something like that though, so it would all depend on the price you’re willing to pay for your memory. I don’t mean to sound unfair, but it’s just business. It’s how I make my living.” Now she couldn’t technically make people give their soul’s away anymore, missing people were more of an issue in this world it seemed, but there had to be something the girl had that she’d want. But what…hmm

"Yeah of course." Business was business. After all this was the woman’s job. "I understand." Tink thought about it. How important were her memories to her? Except from the constant nagging feeling that something was lost, her life here hadn’t been all too bad. But could she really continue this, knowing now there was a chance at remembering it all? "I’m not sure what I could offer you but I believe I would if I could."

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"Well here's my card. We can figure out payment on a later date when we're in my office. A more professional setting.' Ursula stared at the girl thinking long and hard about what she had to really offer. Sue she was a pretty girl, but she wasn't bad herself anymore. Plus she could always transform herself if necessary. She did however have a need for some minions since Floatsam and Jetsam were no where to be found. "Perhaps your payment could actually be a form of internship? i have been looking for an assistant, and of course after you've worked off a few sessions you could make some cash as well. Just think about it dear, you seem like a nice girl."

"Well It’s nice to meet you Tink.” Ursula listened to the girl’s story, knowing exactly what her problem was. Her memory was affected by the curse. The name Tink didn’t really catch her memory so she doubted she’d be helpful in ever finding Triton or Ariel. Still she could be useful in locating others. “Ah. Sounds like a find of repressed memory, I may be able to help with that sort of thing actually.”

Tinkerbell looked up, focusing her stare on the woman. She wanted nothing more than to remember. She’d been strolling around, hoping something would provoke her and bring it all back but by now she had already grown tired of not getting her answers immediately. But a repressed memory? Weren’t those caused by some sort of trauma? What if remembering would only hurt more? “You can really do that?” Tink bit her lip as she caught herself with hope laced in her voice. She wanted to believe Ursula so badly. “Because I really want it back… no matter how awful the memories may be.”

Ursula smirked. "Of course I can. There's always a fee for something like that though, so it would all depend on the price you're willing to pay for your memory. I don't mean to sound unfair, but it's just business. It's how I make my living." Now she couldn't technically make people give their soul's away anymore, missing people were more of an issue in this world it seemed, but there had to be something the girl had that she'd want. But what...hmm

"It’s alright. And I’m here if you want to talk about your ‘long day.’ As I said first session is free, I’m here to help." Ursula was good at manipulating others, this girl would be no different. "My name is Ursula by the way" She said smiling and offering her hand to shake.

Tink smiled weakly as her apologies got accepted. “I’m Tink.” She greeted back and bit her lip. Would she really just get everything off her chest now? She knew close to nothing about the woman. Although maybe talking to a complete stranger would be easier. “There’s just been something bothering me for a while, this.. thing, important thing and I can’t remember.” She said vaguely and frowned. “Today it’s just been weighing down a little more than usual, I guess, especially as it seemed as if I could do nothing right.”

Well It's nice to meet you Tink." Urusla listened to the girl's story, knowing exactly what her problem was. Her memory was affected by the curse. The name Tink didn't really catch her memory so se doubted shed be helpful in ever finding Triton or Ariel. Still she could be useful in locating others. "Ah. Sounds like a find of repressed memory, I may be able to help with that sort of thing actually."

"I don’t make money from their misery,dear. I make money for helping them out of their misery.” She corrected, slight irritation in her voice.

"Look, I’m sorry." Tink finally apologized and sighed. She hadn’t meant to be so rude nor did she feel anything for ruining someone else’s mood. "I shouldn’t have judged you and your work." Tink didn’t even specifically knew what kind of counseling the woman offered. "It’s just been a long day, that’s all."

"It's alright. And I'm here if you want to talk about your 'long day.' As I said first session is free, I'm here to help." Ursula was good at manipulating others, this girl would be no different. "My name is Ursula by the way" She said smiling and offering her hand to shake.

"That’s exactly the point though." Ursula smirked. "You always leave them wanting more after their first session, which means more clients for me"

"So you make profit out of people’s misery then?" Tinkerbell raised her eyebrows, she hadn’t meant to scold the woman, she didn’t even know her. And after all everyone has to make a living somehow. "I just wanted to warn you for the dangerous ones, I suppose."