as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !
“Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
“Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
“Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
“You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
“What’s happening to me?!”
“I feel…weirdly stronger…”
“I’m still not used to this…”
“Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
“Am I supposed to…kill things?”
“I want cool vampire powers.”
“I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
“I have so many questions.”
“Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
“We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
“You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
“Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
“I’m actually not that old.”
“I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
“Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
“So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
“There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
“I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”
“I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
“No, we don’t turn into bats.”
“Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
“Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
“I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”
“No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
“Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
“I shouldn’t have waited this long…”
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