It's Sebitchian

smarter, better and richer than you (rp blog)

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Have decided to make a whole new blog just so I can concentrate my attempts to ruin Carson Phillips's day into one neat place ;)

If you're looking for good coffee, good books or a good time, dm me

Sebastian Smythe roleplay blog... Kinda. Takes place in the Caaron canon (which is basically a Struck By Lightning and Last Friday Night crossover verse) and is an au version of Sebastian who ends up in Clover instead of Ohio and is there for terrorizing a different set of gays.

[a-l-vellum]

Can't decide if i need to be stepped on or choked by Kurt Hummel, but I definitely need something

[kurt-in-style]

@seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation

I'm kind of scared, why do people want me to be so violent towards them???

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Because it's hot???

Also op back off his mine!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[kurt-in-style]

If you keep calling me a brat I'll kill you next

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Please, you like having me around too much princess ;)

[kurt-in-style]

I hate that you're right

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

If you're nice I'll let you use your pretty knife next time we fuck

[kurt-in-style]

You'll LET me?

I thought we already established that I'm going to

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Did we? I don't think we did...and if you're going to have an attitude about it I'm not sure you are going to...

[kurt-in-style]

You don't control me!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

the gentleman doth protest too much methinks

[kurt-in-style]

I hate you.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Prove it princess ;)

[kurt-in-style]

I fucking will!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Sure you will ;))

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[kurt-in-style]

If you keep calling me a brat I'll kill you next

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Please, you like having me around too much princess ;)

[kurt-in-style]

I hate that you're right

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

If you're nice I'll let you use your pretty knife next time we fuck

[kurt-in-style]

You'll LET me?

I thought we already established that I'm going to

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Did we? I don't think we did...and if you're going to have an attitude about it I'm not sure you are going to...

[kurt-in-style]

You don't control me!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

the gentleman doth protest too much methinks

[kurt-in-style]

I hate you.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Prove it princess ;)

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[kurt-in-style]

If you keep calling me a brat I'll kill you next

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Please, you like having me around too much princess ;)

[kurt-in-style]

I hate that you're right

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

If you're nice I'll let you use your pretty knife next time we fuck

[kurt-in-style]

You'll LET me?

I thought we already established that I'm going to

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Did we? I don't think we did...and if you're going to have an attitude about it I'm not sure you are going to...

[kurt-in-style]

You don't control me!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

the gentleman doth protest too much methinks

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[kurt-in-style]

If you keep calling me a brat I'll kill you next

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Please, you like having me around too much princess ;)

[kurt-in-style]

I hate that you're right

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

If you're nice I'll let you use your pretty knife next time we fuck

[kurt-in-style]

You'll LET me?

I thought we already established that I'm going to

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Did we? I don't think we did...and if you're going to have an attitude about it I'm not sure you are going to...

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[kurt-in-style]

If you keep calling me a brat I'll kill you next

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Please, you like having me around too much princess ;)

[kurt-in-style]

I hate that you're right

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

If you're nice I'll let you use your pretty knife next time we fuck

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[kurt-in-style]

If you keep calling me a brat I'll kill you next

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Please, you like having me around too much princess ;)

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[kurt-in-style]

I'm pretty all the time, thank you very much

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You're prettier when you don't lie to me brat <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[kurt-in-style]

I'm not a brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Suuure you aren't princess. Next you're gonna start saying you weren't in a glee club. Or that your straight.

You're not pretty when you lie

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[kurt-in-style]

I don't wanna be nicer <33

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:O

>:O

I am bringing you food and new shoes you brat!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[kurt-in-style]

Maybe I just like to misbehave

And really? You think it's hot?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Maybe you should be nicer to me

And of course I do <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[kurt-in-style]

You like it when I'm mean. And when I kill people <3

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I liked it better when you were well behaved and I was mean to you :( the murder's hot though

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[kurt-in-style]

That's what I thought.

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

:(

You're so mean

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Don't lie, you love it

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

.....no comment

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Don't trust pretty people with glass eyes and clear porcelain skin they will ruin you every time and smile softly while the do it

@kurt-in-style

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I think @kurt-in-style is planning to torture me, and I think I'm into it

[kurt-in-style]

Oh really?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

You can't tell me that you're going to tie me to a bed and use a knife of me and expect me not to be aroused

[kurt-in-style]

Did I mention that the knife is also bedazzled?

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Of course it is 🙄