STOP FLASHING ME

Get that flash beacon OUT OF MY SHOP!

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

Hey friend, over here.

I guess I’m doing this… p.AI.nter showed me this, and we’re here now…

CURRENT EVENT: BLOG IS BACK IN BUSINESS!!

(Anon asks are turned off. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU MENTION 'RESCUING' P.AI.NTER (see below for reason). If what you have to say mentions 'rescuing' p.ai.nter, but you aren't saying that you're going to do it/it's literally about rescuing/saving, please give a TW (aka any mention of rescuing in the literal sense is fine so long as it's specified to be literally grabbing p.ai.nter and freeing them from the blacksite))

(Mod: For current circumstances, if you plan to mention anything about the 'rescuing' p.ai.nter ending, DNI, it is upsetting to me. And in the story of my blog, it's upsetting to Sebastian.)

I suppose I’ll take time out of my day of talking with my friends and stealing borrowing supplies to talk with you all, but I’m setting some rules.

Do NOT be FREAKS with me, p.AI.nter showed me how to block people.

Do not go yapping in my inbox (spamming)

Do be as annoying as the Imaginary Friends, I swear, I will shoot you. (For legal reasons, this is a joke - p.AI.nter)

Do not harass my friends

Buy/Say what you need and…

GET OUT!

(mod/chaos here: hehe~ another blog. Anyways tags :3)

Chatting with Sebastian: #It’s good to see you again!

Dares for Sebastian: #Seriously? Don’t you have something else better to do?

Mod Posts: #Mind the personal space

my friend’s blog (p.AI.nter): @not-ai-slop

https://www.tumblr.com/not-ai-slop

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

DUE TO ME RECENTLY FINDING OUT THE PRESSURE DRAMA IS OVER, THIS BLOG IS BACK HOWEVER IT WILL BE MORE FOCUSED ON MY PERSONAL AU OF PRESSURE AND LESS ON BEING CANON ACCURATE!!

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

Hey dude, y'all ok now that the document is out? Do you need a hug?

…

[we are not ok… it is…disgusting…]

{what document..?} (<- kept mostly innocent)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

Ok so what I'm hearing is..."continue playing at 3 am"

…. No …. Go to bed…

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

you cant stop me from playing at 3am screw you

go to bed, it’s 3am. if you don’t, you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning.

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

Hey, How much for a Medkit?..

The lower half of my left arm is missing—likely torn off by an entity.

I'm one of the new lot, so he's only seen me once or twice before.

200 research, friend…

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

(Andisite is in the shop again. Poor Sebastian has to deal with them appearing randomly)

*They poked their head in, their ears pricked, drawing back in fear at the sight of Sebastian. There was no recognition in their golden eyes, and they also happened to be far skinnier and shorter than normal. Normally, they were a staggering 7'4, at this time, they had to be at least a whole foot shorter. Their features also bore far less scars visible. It appeared as if they'd been turned into a teen. Only thirteen at best.*

*Andisite hissed at him, flaring their wings upwards where they were in the vent, partially flattened against the bottom of it because even at only 6'1, they still were barely able to crawl through the vent.*

*In addition to being younger than normal, they also had a pretty bad head injury based on the blood currently dripping down their face.*

*Sebastian pushes a roll of bandages to them then continued with what he was doing while giving then space*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

OOC: making a post bc i’m bored in class

heyyy sooo, u know who u are

To the people who consistently interact with my blog, I tysm. I made this blog out of boredom and i didn’t really know what to do with it, also I’ll be editing things and trying to make art of L and V soon so I can have that ready if someone ever asks about properly seeing them (also my Sebastian design)

sooo, i’ll be making those designs just in case someone wants to make fanart when I post the designs (hint hint, nudge nudge /nf /begging)

-Creator

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

Imma make you do paper crafts anyway. Good for stress.

Just tear it. Confetti is a paper craft.

-

🐦

(I GOT STUCK IN FINAL PROJECT HELL IM SO SORRY 😞 ❤️❤️)

*frog blink*

uhh… okay…?

*did not want visitors, but Robin’s not really a visitor because they’re around so often*

(my homie, I am at school rn-)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

(apologies for how quickly I responded, I'm excited and my brain is also, very, very tired, and I can't trust it not to forget.)

*About an hour later, they reappeared, looking far worse for wear, like a stiff breeze would knock them over, or kill them. Andisite was back, only long enough to retrieve the key card and give him an absurd amount of research and data even though they'd only needed around 200, they'd given him almost 2000, before trying to slip back out of the vent, not intent on potentially worsening his opinion of them, nor agitating him.*

'Compensation for dealing with me. I needed the key card.'

*Their DSB never once came out of the bag, just sitting in it.*

*Sebastian didn’t look up from organizing the research from the day, but his tail did flick at the end for acknowledgment*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

*That one winged expendable who blinded themself with a flash beacon a bit back crawls through the vent, looking like they just got attacked by Pandemonium, a Vultus, and Abomination simultaneously, and then got hit by eight different fan blades in the ventilation system, alongside fighting another expendable.*

'Sorry about last time we met, but can I buy a medkit or something off of ya?'

*A DSB fell out of their bag, landing haphazardly on the ground, it looked like it'd gotten pretty hurt from something.**

'Socks- you can't be running about, you took and tried to pick up a landmine while I was disarming it, stay in the bag.'

*Andisite picked it up, holding it to their chest, curling slightly around it as if to protect it.*

*Sebastian hands them a medkit, takes the money then pushes them out, not wanting any visitors at the current moment*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

“Seb! Hello!~ I want to show you something~”

“Do you have time to come? Or are you dealing with some pests?..”

[ - @painter-the-dreamer ]

*upper body dangling from a ceiling vent, held in the vent by his tail*

“Already here, sup kid?”

{this was an immediate response btw!}

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Oop-! Hehe, come here.”

“Look!”

*Then, his screen shows a well drawn picture of both of them beneath a starry sky, it was very pretty.. They were together, like always in its drawings.*

(ooc: aww tysm!)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

ooh… that’s pretty, kid!

{ooh, L look how cute it is!} [I’m aware, V….]

(ooc: i love my dumb lil ocs that haunt Sebastian like younger siblings, so dumb, so baby)

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Thank youuu! What should I draw next, Sebby? <3”

*They asked, giggling.*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

hmmm… maybe a house?

[painter-the-dreamer]

“A house? I never tried to, but sure!”

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

yeah, try thinking about.. what you’d want our house to look like, y’know when we get outta the blacksite

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Ohh, that's a good idea, Sebby! Thank you~”

*It giggled and smiled, starting to draw.*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

*watching quietly*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

“Seb! Hello!~ I want to show you something~”

“Do you have time to come? Or are you dealing with some pests?..”

[ - @painter-the-dreamer ]

*upper body dangling from a ceiling vent, held in the vent by his tail*

“Already here, sup kid?”

{this was an immediate response btw!}

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Oop-! Hehe, come here.”

“Look!”

*Then, his screen shows a well drawn picture of both of them beneath a starry sky, it was very pretty.. They were together, like always in its drawings.*

(ooc: aww tysm!)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

ooh… that’s pretty, kid!

{ooh, L look how cute it is!} [I’m aware, V….]

(ooc: i love my dumb lil ocs that haunt Sebastian like younger siblings, so dumb, so baby)

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Thank youuu! What should I draw next, Sebby? <3”

*They asked, giggling.*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

hmmm… maybe a house?

[painter-the-dreamer]

“A house? I never tried to, but sure!”

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

yeah, try thinking about.. what you’d want our house to look like, y’know when we get outta the blacksite

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

“Seb! Hello!~ I want to show you something~”

“Do you have time to come? Or are you dealing with some pests?..”

[ - @painter-the-dreamer ]

*upper body dangling from a ceiling vent, held in the vent by his tail*

“Already here, sup kid?”

{this was an immediate response btw!}

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Oop-! Hehe, come here.”

“Look!”

*Then, his screen shows a well drawn picture of both of them beneath a starry sky, it was very pretty.. They were together, like always in its drawings.*

(ooc: aww tysm!)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

ooh… that’s pretty, kid!

{ooh, L look how cute it is!} [I’m aware, V….]

(ooc: i love my dumb lil ocs that haunt Sebastian like younger siblings, so dumb, so baby)

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Thank youuu! What should I draw next, Sebby? <3”

*They asked, giggling.*

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

hmmm… maybe a house?

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

“Seb! Hello!~ I want to show you something~”

“Do you have time to come? Or are you dealing with some pests?..”

[ - @painter-the-dreamer ]

*upper body dangling from a ceiling vent, held in the vent by his tail*

“Already here, sup kid?”

{this was an immediate response btw!}

[painter-the-dreamer]

“Oop-! Hehe, come here.”

“Look!”

*Then, his screen shows a well drawn picture of both of them beneath a starry sky, it was very pretty.. They were together, like always in its drawings.*

(ooc: aww tysm!)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

ooh… that’s pretty, kid!

{ooh, L look how cute it is!} [I’m aware, V….]

(ooc: i love my dumb lil ocs that haunt Sebastian like younger siblings, so dumb, so baby)

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

“Seb! Hello!~ I want to show you something~”

“Do you have time to come? Or are you dealing with some pests?..”

[ - @painter-the-dreamer ]

*upper body dangling from a ceiling vent, held in the vent by his tail*

“Already here, sup kid?”

{this was an immediate response btw!}

[sebastiantheshopkeeper]

I’m gonna start making you do paper crafts with me :3

— 🐦

hmmm, no, i’d tear the paper