Little Bubbling Curiosity

The Curious little Merman Sebastien 198 years old Pansexual

[sebastien-thefish]

...What if-

Someone threw a party? 

I-I Don't think I'd be any good... but... We need a bit more life around here... r-right?

[marina-of-the-shells-and-sea-de]

Do you need a cake? I can most likely make one! I am a baker after all.

[sebastien-thefish]

That'd be great! What kinds of cakes do you make?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

I’ll have to teach you how to use a razor. 

[sebastien-thefish]

Razor, huh? Okay... But I don't think I need a shave right now.

[marina-of-the-shells-and-sea-de]

All those things make the ceremony what it is!

[sebastien-thefish]

...Huh... Oh well... Any excuse to include cake I spose.

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

I look like a prebubesant teenaer when I’m shaven, Wait, how do mermen shave or cut their hair? 

[sebastien-thefish]

We use the fangs and teeth of larger mammals. Often Octopus or shark teeth are found in places and we can use them. Though, I found a pair of scissors the other day. They're rather genius...

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Well you could always just insult me to dumb it down a bit. You feed my ego to much. 

[sebastien-thefish]

I guess I could... Humm... let's see... insult... insult... insult...

...Your... stubble... feels... weird... I suppose.

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Oh I know you moan about it. 

[sebastien-thefish]

I think I'm being hit in the face by your ego, Machi.

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

But whats there to moan about? I’m perfect. 

[sebastien-thefish]

I can moan about that. Your perfect little smile and perfect tooshie. Plenty to moan about.

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

At least you’re consolable. Women are just unpredicable, crazy and get together in packs to talk about their boyfriends with cake and drinks. 

[sebastien-thefish]

You never know... I might be gathering around with fish, eating cake and moaning about you...

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

No, it was a joke. Women just get very emotional and unstable and become horrible hormonal beasts. Men are forced to withstand it. 

[sebastien-thefish]

...Oh... But.... Some men can  become pretty unstable and emotional too...

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Well, yes it is.. I’m just relieved you don’t get it. If so I would have had to fend you off with a stick and chocolates. I’m just not sure if every species of women get it.

[sebastien-thefish]

...Chocolates and sticks? ...Uh... I'll happily take the chocolate, but why is that meant to help a period? Is it a soothing thing?

[marina-of-the-shells-and-sea-de]

Not really, do you remember how mermaids have a sort of marriage festival too? It’s where to mermaids come together, and usually the father of the couple, preforms the ceremony, and in the end they’re soulmates? It’s pretty much like that.

[sebastien-thefish]

Oh... So then... What's the priest, the cake, and the tux's for?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Should I ask how you know about periods?… oh god.. mermen don’t get them.. do they? 

[sebastien-thefish]

...Uhm... No... I heard a woman say it at work the other day... I thought it was a human thing...?

...Is... Is it not?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

*he ran is fingers through Seb’s hair* I should ask you the same thing. I put you through such an emotional rollercoaster. 

[sebastien-thefish]

Hardly... You ask me to marry you and spend a night out. I don't think it's you... Maybe I'm on my period...

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Well I’m a lot less shit faced and I’m pretty sure I remember what happened. I got in her car but then I felt so car sick I ended up puking my guts out in her purse. When I said “my fiance is going to beat the shit out of me,” she slapped me and told me to get out. We had only gone a block from the bar. 

[sebastien-thefish]

...You sneaky little liar... And I should beat the... poo out of you, but I don't think I ever could... *He sits on the edge of the bath next to him, rubbing Mach's knee softly.* ...Are you feeling alright?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

* he sipped the water before smirking* You know, I was kidding when I said she drove me to the forest.. 

[sebastien-thefish]

...Wait... You were... Well then, why did you say that she did? I mean... Huh?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

Have you ever looked at a person?

[machthefaerie-deactivated201310]

*he sat on the lid of the toilet and unbuttoned his shirt,* thanks, love. and for the record have only had two girlfriends. 

[sebastien-thefish]

Really? ...Only two? ...*He left momentarily, returning later with a glass of water for Mach.* ...I need to learn to stop overreacting about some of these things... *He kissed Mach's forehead and slid the glass into the other's hand.*