Transformers Rewrite AU - Ch 9. Meet the Autobots
[Elsewhere in space, there are 9 meteors headed towards earth. Back on earth, Bumblebee breaks through the fence gate as it goes to the Griffith Observatory. Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie, gets out of Bumblebee and look up to the sky, the five meteors getting closer to the earth, Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie see the meteors as Sam and Mikaela touch their hands together as the flash of light make them flinch. Then, the meteors arrived on earth and went past to the observatory as it went in separate ways. One of a meteor crash-landed on the field next to a tree. Then, another meteor crash-landed to a baseball field at the stadium. It cuts to the people in a diner, having a party as one them has a camera recording]
Diner Guy: This is you, this is-
[Then the explosion appears and breaks the windows, all the diners cover their heads, start shouting and screaming when the meteor crash-landed just outside street]
Diners: (various shouting)
Man: Oh my God! (Looks through the window)
[Then it cuts to a little girl sleeping. She wakes up when she hears the noise and sees a flash outside of the house and takes her small tooth bag under her pillow. It cuts to Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie, running in the hill to take a look at the meteor]
Sam: Come on, let's go.
[As it cuts to a diner guy and the others went outside, running and see a whole wreckage and the firefighters and the patrols in the street while recording]
Diner Guy: This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Whoah, ah! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon. I swear to God! Fire, fire, fire, fire! Damn!
[Then cut back to Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie see a meteor, but it's not just a meteor. It's a giant metal like it began to open, and it is a pod. Back to a diner guy and the others, saw a huge hole on the garage door]
Diner Guy: Whoa! Sweet! Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got asteroid insurance, 'cause he is so boned!
[Then the huge robot started running in the field, leaving the pod behind]
Diner: What is that? There's something in the tree, dude.
Man: No, dude-
[The firefighters backing them off]
Firefighter: No. Hey, back off.
Diner Guy: No, there's something in the thing by the tree! Could you guys just give me a space rock?
[Then a yellow ambulance hummer that has a robot logo just like Yellow Robot has and drove off. Then it cuts to a different place, another robot comes down to the roof of a car store. A robot scans a silver Porsche in a rotating display. Then Cuts to boy with headset dancing with coolest music only he stops in junkyard and Saw hole in ground and large robot appears out of hole and boy was in under From him he walks to town and boy passes out and then cuts to couple was in date on outside coffee shop in sidewalks suddenly they hear noises like stomp and couple Saw female robot walking at bridge]
Woman: What the?
[Female Robot walks on bridge and stops She Saw two vehicles on track was having night racing and female robot Saw blue nissan 350z and scans the blue vehicle only race starts female robot transforma into blue Nissan 350z and drives off of bridge]
Man: oh my goddess
(Couple passes out)
[At another place at the parking lots, a whole public look at the pod that crashed. We see another robot scans a pink motorcycle and leave as it turns into a motorcycle and drives off then Cuts to closed military camp a big female robot walks around Camp and She saw military humvee and scans vehicle and drives off military Camp and drives towards to city and Cuts back to large robot he Saw towing truck in gas station and scans tow truck and drives off]
Tow Truck:Â Impressive and It will do, on way to you guys.
[Then, back to a little girl walking outside in the backyard, a giant pod was crash landed at the pool, a buffed robot raised up at the pool, and began to walked away to a little girl, passing by]
Little girl: Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
[The parents appeared in the backyard, running]
Dad: Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing out here by yourself? (Sees the pool) Holy God! What happened to the pool?
[A buffed robot is hiding in the trees as it transforms into a black Ford F-650 and drove off. Finally, a huge robot is on top of the hill and sees a red and blue peterbilt truck has flame pattern diving by as a huge robot turns into a truck that he scans. Then it cuts to Bumblebee, driving in the alley way. He stopped, Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie get out of the car and saw a truck coming out of the mist in the alley. Then they turned around and saw the rest of them coming from behind, then looked back at the truck headed their way. As the truck stopped and started to transform into a huge robot. Soon as the truck transformed, Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie looked at the rest them started to turn into robots. As they done transforming, the huge truck robot kneeling down and looked at Sam, Mikaela, and Charlie]
Truck Robot: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
[They were shocked quietly when he knew Sam]
Mikaela: They know your name.
Charlie: (whisper) Woah.
Sam: Yeah?
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron.
Ambulance Robot: But you can call us Autobots for short.
[When the Ambulance Robot said themselves to the trio that they were called Autobots as Sam was curious]
Sam: Autobots.
Autobot Porsche: What's crackin', little bitches?
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant.
[One of the Autobots which is a Porsche one, making a stunt moves like back flips, and spins]
Autobot Porsche: (back flip) Hyah!
Optimus Prime: Designation Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it. (Spins and sat on a wrecked car)
[The Autobot Porsche named Jazz as he sat on the wrecked vehicle, crossing his arms. Sam and Charlie ask them how they learn how to talk to communicate]
Sam: What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
Charlie: Yeah, like how did all of you learn?
Optimus Prime: (stood up) We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web.
[Optimus introduced the black heavy buffed black Autobot with two cannons in his both arms and had a scar in his right eye]
Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
Ironhide: (takes out his both cannons in his forearms at Sam) You feeling lucky, punk?
[The buffed heavy Autobot named Ironhide as he threat Sam as he gulped, then scared a little when Ironhide show his cannons at him as Optimus told him not to]
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide.
Ironhide: Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Charlie: No, no, it's cool. I- I think you're badass.
Ironhide: Heh. See? Even this other one likes it.
Sam: (chuckle) Heh.
[Then, Optimus introduced a yellow Ambulance Autobot and has a round belly and his face like a old man]
Optimus Prime: Our medical officer, Ratchet.
[The Ambulance Autobot named Ratchet as he sniffs like he smells the scent over Sam and Mikaela]
Ratchet: (sniffs) Mmm. The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female.
[Sam and Mikaela were embarrassed and blushed what Ratchet just said and Charlie doesn't have a problem with it]
Mikaela: (blushes and scratching her head) Ermm...
Sam: (whistle).
[Then Optimus introduced a pink motorcycle Autobot which is a female]
Optimus Prime: Our greatest Autobot assistant, Arcee.
Arcee: What's up.
[The female Autobot motorcycle named Arcee, as the trio shocked that there's an actually female robots as well]
Charlie: Woah.
Sam: A female?
Charlie: I didn't know there could be a female robots.
Arcee: Well, there are more others out there. More or less, I think? You get what I mean. (Winks at them)
Mikaela: (smiles at her)
Female Nissan Robot: There’s of us here, actually.
[Charlie, Sam, and Mikaela turn around and notice two more female robots]
Charlie: Oh.
Sam: Ah there more of you?
[Optimus introduced another female, blue Nissan robot]
Optimus Prime: Seasoned and Infiltrator Chromia.
Chromia: Hello there.
Sam: Hi.
Chromia: I saw your Kung Fu on Internet... not bad.
[Optimus introduced the last, female military humvee robot]
Optimus Prime: Second in Command of Autobots, Elita-One.
Elita-1: Hi, I'm Elita-One Commander of Autobots Nice meet to you Sam Witwicky.
Sam: Yeah, nice meet to you too.
Elita-1: and Just call me Elita.
Sam (confused): Why the number in the name?
Elita-1: It's a long and embarrassing story...
Optimus Prime: (Coughs to hold back a giggle)
Elita-1: (Glamorizes Optimus) What was that?
Optimus Prime: Nothing...
[Optimus introduced a tow truck robot]
Optimus Prime: the strong, warrior and recruit Longarm.
Longarm: Hi there, I'm Longarm.
[Optimus introduced assault buggy robot]
Optimus Prime: and the recruit warrior in battle and spy Landmine.
Landmine: Greetings.
[And then finally, Optimus introduced Bumblebee as the trio already met after]
Optimus Prime: (to Sam and Charlie) As for two of you have met your legal guardian, Bumblebee.
Sam: What?
[Bumblebee is doing a boxing dance move while plays the music called "Second to None by Style of Beyond" in a radio]
Charlie: Legal guardian?
Bumblebee: (radio) Check out the rep, yep, second to none-
Sam: So you're our guardian, huh?
Bumblebee: (electronic squeal)
[Ratchet takes out his laser, zap on to Bumblebee's neck to check on his vocal voice box]
Ratchet: His vocal processors were damaged in battle.
Bumblebee: (coughs)
Ratchet: I'm still working on them.
[Mikaela looks at Optimus as she ask them why are they here on Earth]
Mikaela: (to Optimus) Why are you here?
Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the AllSpark. And we must find it before Megatron.
Sam: Megawhat?
Charlie: Wait. Was he like... a bad guy?
[Optimus put his two fingers on his head, as his eyes transmitted create a hologram as the ground collapsed and tells the story about thier planet and Megatron during the war]
Optimus Prime: (voiceover) Our planet was once a powerful empire. Peaceful and just. Until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the AllSpark was lost to the stars.
[Megatron throws a spear on a random Autobot and kills him]
Hologram Megatron: (growl)
Optimus Prime: (voiceover) Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Hologram Megatron: (growl)
[Back to present]
Sam: Oh- My grandfather.
[It went back to a flashback in year 1897, where Captain Archibald Witwicky and his crew in the Arctic]
Optimus Prime: (voiceover) It was an accident that intertwined our fates.
[The two dogs have sensed something in the Arctic as they started running, and the crew follows them]
Sailor: Come back!
[The two dogs digging something in the snow as the sailors came along with Captain Archibald Witwicky]
Sailor: I think the dogs have found something.
[Then the ice started to crack, standing into them]
Captain Archibald: The ice is cracking!
[Soon as the ice was cracked, the whole crew nearly fell as they held on to their hooks except Captain Archibald Witwicky, standing in a center and fell and slides to the hole of ice along with the two dogs as well. The crew calling out their Captain in the hole of the ice]
Sailor #1: Captain!
Sailor #2: Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
Sailor #3 : Captain!
[Captain Archibald stands up as be was okay]
Captain Archibald: (gets up) I'm all right, lads!
Sailor: (offscreen distant) Can we throw you a rope, captain?
[Captain Archibald is standing on a giant hand of a robot as he discovered a powered down Megatron, who's lying in the cave, covered in ice]
Optimus Prime: (voiceover) Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube.
[Archibald was shocked as he calls his crew as he made a discovery]
Captain Archibald: Men! We've made a discovery!
Optimus Prime: (voiceover) He accidentally activated his navigation system.
[Archibald slowly touches Megatron's finger and hears Megatron's whispering in his cybertronian language]
Megatron: (speaks in Cybertronian)
[Megatron's eyes led up as it points onto Archibald's eyes as he yelled in pain and fell]
Captain Archibald: Aaaaaah!
[As the screen zooms into Archibald's glasses and it has now some cracks and written on the eye lenses]
Optimus Prime: (voiceover) The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
[It cuts back to present when Sam learns that Optimus knows about his glasses]
Sam: How'd you know about his glasses?
Optimus Prime: eBay.
Sam: eBay.
Ratchet: If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army.
Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished. (Stood up) Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
[The Autobots looked down on Sam as Mikaela and Charlie are both look at him as Mikaela ask him about the glasses]
Mikaela: (look at Sam) Please tell me that you have those glasses.
To be continue...
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