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[egophiliac]

BIRTHDAY BERET

[egophiliac]

ramshackle bleps

(another thing that was supposed to be a quick reply to someone and spiralled rapidly out of control, that's...well it doesn't really make sense with the context either, just accept the bleps into your life)

[egophiliac]

Ego! Guess who got the entire Diasomnia squad in the English Dorm uniform showcase today~? (Only took a few hours of grinding, my fingers…😭)

OH SHIT congratulations!! that's an INCREDIBLE haul! and between the duos and the element range, having the whole fam is gonna be fantastic gameplay-wise, you made out really good! (even though I imagine that made for a very cramped summoning coffin)

[kokii-omii]

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

[egophiliac]

breaking through the RSA haze because of course I couldn't forget about Grim in his special little stripey jammies! he's ready to join us at the slumber party and stay up WAY past his bedtime (just...after he rests his eyes for a second...)

[iamoyaya]

Pieces I've done for a vid :D

Feel free to check it here <3 :

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[egophiliac]

got my eye on you, birdman

[fisheem4mmal]

「マレウス、手を」

Happy Birthday Malleus Draconia 2026!

[egophiliac]

this is my first ask so im a bit nervous but I just wanted to say I really like your art. I always look forward to reading your comics since they are hilarious :D

TBH your comics and art style are kinda like comfort food if that makes sense...like they make me feel all warm and fuzzy when I look at them

If it's not too much trouble I would love to hear your thoughts on Ruggie, Jamil, and Floyd since they are my favorites. Also if it's okay I'd appreciate it if I could see them in a comic. No pressure tho! only do it if you want to…sorry for the yap

aw! thank you!! :D honestly A+ taste in favorites; those three are all primo little snarkers. I feel like they'd get together on weekends just to be endlessly sarcastic about their bosses. bonus for Jamil and Ruggie because they're getting an exquisite education on the inner workings of Mostro just based on Floyd complaining about his shift schedule (Ruggie is also giving everyone way too much information about the state of Leona's underpants, which is probably much less useful information) (then again, you never know).

plus, y'know, when you're 5'7" and looking for those sweet discounted expired goods on the very back of the top shelf, there is an obvious bonus to hanging out around Floyd.

[egophiliac]

dragons de la bonbonniere 🍫

[egophiliac]

absolutely reeling from Malleus casually dropping that time he got recognized in public because his hat fell off. excuse me. what hat. Malleus. what frikkin hat could you have been just nonchalantly wearing about town that would 1) fit over your big pointy melon, and 2) wouldn't be somehow even more distracting.

[egophiliac]

I think Malleus is going to do really well at Styx :)

[egophiliac]

still working on getting Mr. Swing out of my system before 8 drops on me like an anvil, please bear with me.

(I promise I will let up eventually, but he's just. super fun to draw okay. literally all my warmup drawings lately have just been this scrungly ojisan. more like Swing-stan amirite)

[egophiliac]

super-quickies of my favorite bits from part 2 of Christmastown Adventures!! we are having a TIME here.

[egophiliac]

i’d like to know your thoughts on the fact that grim said that georgina is?? two riddles tall?? tbf that might be an exaggeration on grim’s part but like… riddle is 160 cm… what do you mean georgina could be 320 cm. what.

i could be wrong bc i don’t use the imperial system but isn’t that 10’5” or so???? hello??? did grim say that in JP too???

YEAH he said that in JP too!! although the next line is Riddle being like "not THAT much!" so I don't think we're meant to take it literally. 😅 however, I will accept 320cm Georgina into my heart anyway. if they offer me an excuse to have a 10+ foot tall giant woman I'm not gonna say no.

(also, the implications are incredible)

[egophiliac]

Swing is so evil how would he even fit ramshackle au. Fellow was one thing now swing... lol

now hold on, credit where credit's due -- Rollo nearly eradicated all magic via environmental terrorism, Fellow ran a human trafficking front, and Swing did what? stole Christmas? tried to steal Halloween and a couple of other holidays probably? sure it's evil, but it's. y'know. a whimsical evil. (...if you ignore the whole 'broke out of prison and kidnapped a bunch of people and is actively stalking and threatening a group of schoolkids' bit, but. god forbid an ancient fae trickster do anything these days.)

more seriously, I'm gonna wait 'til we get further in! we don't really know like...anything about him yet (except that I love him 🫶) so that's a can of worms that we may be opening later. ...perhaps literally. but in the meantime, Mr. Swing is NOT allowed out into the rest of the house.

[twisted-tech]

Please give him stuffed toys 🥺

[twisted-tech]

With the release of the show, I’m happy new and old fans alike coming back! If you’re a Grim fan like me, I actually sell a keychain of this on my Etsy. It will be restocked soon! I also have other Grim merch