Just a Paldean trainer doing their best!

A blog pretending that Pokémon are real/I'm kinda new to this, be respectful please-

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Hey!

I am a trainer from Alfornada, Paldea. I'm aiming to try and open a bakery at some point. My Pokémon are:

Elicia, female Ceruledge (Note, she has mobility issues but has disability aids to help)

Bean, female Dolliv (my first Pokémon, gift from my mom. I've tried asking her if she wants to evolve but she doesn't.)

Gale, male Swellow (a recent adopt from my local shelter, for dealing with a problem.)

Blade, male Pawniard (smuggled into my house from the shelter by Gale. Very small for a Pawniard, like half the size of the average Taillow.)

Flurry, Froslass (was abandoned by the same guy that previously owned Elicia, very shy and won't let go of a pokedoll)

Komai, male Cyclizar(much larger than a normal Cyclizar, has some strange markings. Checked with the Pokémon center, someone apparently tried painting em for whatever reason.???)

Hugbug, Slither Wing(yoinked from area zero, BIG moff. All the hugs)

Pyrite, Sandy Shocks(just your average sandy shocks, except it's shiny. Since she hasn't seen one before she doesn't know it yet)

K3B0, Iron Valiant(barely the height of an Iron Bundle, and has a small device with it that it uses to communicate)

And, technically, a Bombirdier flock, but they're still wild. I just set out food for them.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Ello, Paldean trainer! Eh...hola? Um... have you ever seen a Greavard...? - official-Allister

Yup, theyre pretty much everywhere up in Alfornada. One of my neighbors has a few, and a Houndstone.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

( @second-chance-pokeblog )

May I interest you in Paldean Wooper's evolution, Clodsire?

ITS ADORABLE YOU HAVE KILLED ME. I AM DEAD. DYING. I WANT TO HUG IT IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG PLUSHIEEEEEEEEE

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Just be careful cause those white spots on their back can pop up into spikes.

[fukushublog]

back in arcshua, yeah i’m gonna contact the house seller to check it out

in the meantime, i should finally fucking get around to making a general report on paradox pokemon, gonna need other paradox owners’ help so stay tuned ig

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Ehehe...

<a picture is attached of a selfie of Felli, a massive slither wing, a golden sandy shocks, a small iron valiant, and a scream tail peeking up.>

[not-careless]

( @second-chance-pokeblog )

Did you ever consider putting two pieces of the same-looking fossil together or are you just a dumbass.

Like seriously, there is NO way that all fossils of a particular type not only don't fit together but are all the same shape.

Lesser researchers limit themselves to what "looks like" it goes together, but Cara Liss breaks down those boundaries.

I've even gotten gotten my hands on some fossils from outside Galar to see if the same principles hold true.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

You WHAT.

Look I may have this giant fluffy volcarona from the distant past but maam?? At least I'm responsible and not doing dumb shit??

[not-careless]

Dumb? This is science. This is genius.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Look at a Dracozolt which cannot ever find enough food to fully sustain itself due to its front half being a third of its back and try to tell me this is genius.

[not-careless]

It is a mystery how some of these species evolved, huh. Doesn't make it my fault they're that way.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

IT IS??? BECAUSE THEY DIDNT EVOLVE LIKE THIS?? WHAT KINDA CREATURE EVOLES SPECIFICALLY TO BE COVERED IN A BLOCK OF ICE AND SNOW 4 TIMES ITS FRONT HALF'S SIZE AND HAVE ITS NECK BE TOO SMALL TO GET ANY NUTRITION IT NEEDS??

You seriously slapped a FISH HEAD on the end of some sort of stegosaur's tail and thought it worked out??

[not-careless]

( @second-chance-pokeblog )

Did you ever consider putting two pieces of the same-looking fossil together or are you just a dumbass.

Like seriously, there is NO way that all fossils of a particular type not only don't fit together but are all the same shape.

Lesser researchers limit themselves to what "looks like" it goes together, but Cara Liss breaks down those boundaries.

I've even gotten gotten my hands on some fossils from outside Galar to see if the same principles hold true.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

You WHAT.

Look I may have this giant fluffy volcarona from the distant past but maam?? At least I'm responsible and not doing dumb shit??

[not-careless]

Dumb? This is science. This is genius.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Look at a Dracozolt which cannot ever find enough food to fully sustain itself due to its front half being a third of its back and try to tell me this is genius.

[not-careless]

( @second-chance-pokeblog )

Did you ever consider putting two pieces of the same-looking fossil together or are you just a dumbass.

Like seriously, there is NO way that all fossils of a particular type not only don't fit together but are all the same shape.

Lesser researchers limit themselves to what "looks like" it goes together, but Cara Liss breaks down those boundaries.

I've even gotten gotten my hands on some fossils from outside Galar to see if the same principles hold true.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

You WHAT.

Look I may have this giant fluffy volcarona from the distant past but maam?? At least I'm responsible and not doing dumb shit??

[goldenrodgal]

my morning has been… interesting so far.

[paldea-crater-guardian-guardsman]

Yes, this is a thing. They’re kept in a secured area that requires permits to get in because they can be extremely dangerous.

Research on them’s been going pretty well so far! I’ve seen more than a few fossil analysts come by here to compare notes and all.

[goldenrodgal]

that’s a relief knowing that it’s not just some middle-schooler trouncing around with a mechanized elephant without a permit.

only certified middle schoolers.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

About that.

To be fair I'm not a middle schooler I'm 19

And I don't have an mechanized elephant I have:

Giant Fluffy Moth

Golden Magneton With Legs

Tiny Gardevoir+Gallade Thing

Giant Flying Jigglypuff

[goldenrodgal]

my morning has been… interesting so far.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Yeah!!! There's also giant fluffy Volcarona down there!

[paradoxpkmn]

I rode a funny looking donphan and a metal hydregion

oh, wow. it is a miracle you are still alive. the fact that you didn't get run over is astonishing.

i'm not going to be a narc, but please keep in mind that you ARE still admitting to a crime here.

[professor-mystic]

I mean those are two of the calmest in the crater from my SANCTIONED trips down there. Iron Jugulus are very friendly and will happily observe a person walking about. They might try to gently headbutt you or even shove their head(s) into your armpit. Iron Treads on the other paw. Is insanely friendly. This rotund ball of steel and packed earth is extremely heavy. It also thinks that the one place it belongs is in your lap.

Though maybe they react differently to non-humans than to humans.

[paradoxpkmn]

they can be a bit... enthusiastic. i only warn away from them because of their size and power. regardless of how friendly they are, getting bonked by one of them can still break a couple bones. perhaps you are simply built different.

also, i'm pretty sure most of the people breaking in are children, who are known to be - and i'm not trying to be rude - incredibly stupid.

are we allowed to say their names, by the way? i was under the impression we were to keep it hush-hush.

[professor-mystic]

There's been so many leaks so I don't see the point of playing by the misguided idea that we keep it hush hush. I'm of the staunch opinion that demystifying the crater will help people obsess about it less. It's why I do some work in the crater, sharing images of it and explaining what the pokemon are like.

Heck, I think Iron Jugulus should be allowed to be extracted from the crater. They're gentle giants and when properly trained would make amazing helper pokemon.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Feel I should uh mention... I was with them when they rode that donphan. It was great tusk

[second-chance-pokeblog]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's a Sandy Shocks? -Tropius

Some weird sorta Magneton I brought back from the crater. They have magnet-legs and a dino-lookin tail. Also, they're gold instead of grey.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

(@ghostly-gyms) #4 ftom the pokéblr asks:

"What region would you most like to visit, if ever given the chance?"

In all honesty? Sinnoh sounds awesome. They have contests there and stuff right? I'd say hoenn too but not right now thank you. Or unova.

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Pokéblr Ask Game

General Questions 1-20, Pokémon Specific Questions 21-40

What region are you from? What town? 

What’s your Unovan horoscope? 

Have you visited other regions?

What region would you most like to visit if ever given the chance?

Thoughts on the legendaries of your home region?

Thoughts on the legendaries of another region?

If you were a gym leader, what kind of gym would you run? If you are already a gym leader or gym trainer, what’s your gym like?

Which do you prefer, competitive battling or battling for fun?

What type of battle strategy do you tend to use with your Pokémon? If you do contests or something else with your Pokémon, what is your preferred approach to that?

Favorite Pokémon League champion?

Favorite gym leader?

Give us a random celebrity (gym leader, tv personality, musician, etc.) you can’t stand and why.

Thoughts on your home region’s Pokémon League?

Weirdest recent local news story?

If you had to pick a Pokémon to represent you, what Pokémon would you pick? 

Favorite evolutionary stone?

Do you prefer to hand decorate your Pokéballs? Do you have a preference for any specialty Pokéballs?

Do you think Rock and Ground are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 

Do you think Grass and Bug are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 

Do you think Water and Ice are distinctly different Pokémon types, or largely the same and incorrectly categorized? 

Do your Pokémon wear any fun accessories?

Does your Pokémon have a favorite item?

Do your Pokémon battle? 

Would you ever enter one of your Pokémon in a contest? Which one?

What type of food do your Pokémon prefer? What flavors?

Pokéblocks, Poké Puffs, Poffins, Poké Beans, Curry, or Sandwiches?

Who was your first Pokémon? How did you get them? How long have you had them?

What is your most recently obtained Pokémon? 

What is your favorite Pokémon type? 

What is your least favorite Pokémon type?

If you could have any Pokémon in the world to add to your team, what Pokémon would it be?

Have you encountered any rare or unusual Pokémon?

Have any of your Pokémon evolved? If so, what was in your opinion the most difficult one to evolve? 

Do you have a Pokémon that refuses to evolve?

Did any of your Pokémon have temperament issues when they first evolved? How did you handle it?

Which Pokémon took you the longest to bond with?

Do you have a naming convention for your Pokémon?

What Pokémon did you grow up thinking was rare only to find out they’re common elsewhere?

Do you and your Pokémon have any badges or contest ribbons? Which one are you most proud of?

Favorite thing about your partner Pokémon?

[ghost-types-and-sweets]

Who's still in the crater

[second-chance-pokeblog]

MEEEEE!!! IM RIDING A GREAT TUSK AGAIN

[second-chance-pokeblog]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about living here in the human world? -Tropius

the giant fluffy moths that I've discovered live in the illegal death hole in the middle of my region

[second-chance-pokeblog]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[professor-mystic]

Something in this place keeps even pokemon vital. More so than they normally will be. This Jumpfluff has held onto its fluff here, perserving its life much longer than it would outside the crater.

Not all residents of the crater are dangerous, and it doesn't matter if their paradox pokemon or just regular pokemon. Temperment is so much more complex than that.

[second-chance-pokeblog]

Don't mind me riding a great tusk