I'm going to post a turd in a jiffy bag to every person who says potty training is simple. How nice for you that your little angel was pooing independently within three days. We're on day 47 and the closest we've got to a poo in the potty was when she crapped into her hand, rolled it into a ball and threw it in. Yesterday she filled her knickers with one of her trademark soft-serve shits and painted herself with it.












