[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

feel like inventing some guys

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who puts his head underneath the sneeze guard at the buffet

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who tips the bus driver a 20$

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who can swim in the deep end of the pool but pretends they can’t

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy who can’t remember their password and forgot their glasses so they ask you to read it off the sticky note they wrote it down on

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

guy whose kinda sexy from every angle except for one

[biff-donderglutes]

can i make a guy too

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

yeah feel free, this is an open source guy post

[biff-donderglutes]

guy that asks permission to make guys

[nonefriendly]

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[zanillani]

I’m so high and watching this was like ASMR

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[realisenothing]

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

[brunhiddensmusings]

its kind of funny how much of self-improvement is outsmarting yourself

[jotigerjotiger]

I had a great day at work today

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[depsidase]

[lekkerish-deactivated20121128]

[joshpeckofficial-deactivated201]

this is my favorite image on the internet

[biracialalistair]

the sheer energies present here..

[biracialalistair]

for the uninformed i would like to point out the many layers of this tweet:

the op, whose name is currently "captain a.c.a.b.", is jeffrey cranor, writer of popular podcast "welcome to night vale"

the quote retweet is cecil baldwin, voice of said podcast, "welcome to night vale"

the tweet is liked by noelle stevenson, showrunner/creator of popular netflix show "she ra and the princesses of power"

the joke itself is comparing the tulsa trump rally to tumblr dashcon, which is a circa-2014 tumblr joke

which implies that all three of these internet pseudo celebs found the dashcon joke funny enough to like/retweet/quote-retweet im reeling

[quasarkisses]

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE WAS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM AT DASHCON YALL THEY PULLED OUT BUT THEY WERE THERE

[spirallingshape]

They weren’t just there, they are indirectly the reason “an extra hour in the ball pit” became a meme. 

See, there was supposed to be a WTNV live show at Dashcon, and admittance to it cost an additional $15 on top of the Dashcon ticket price. When the Night Vale crew got there, they were informed that the organizers did not have the money to pay them, so Cecil refused to perform. 

Naturally then, the people who had paid for the show started demanding refunds of their $15. But the organizers claimed they didn’t have the money to offer refunds either, and instead offered to let those ticket holders spend an extra hour in the ball pit as a form of reimbursement. There were several posts going around about this, and the famous photo above was taken to illustrate how pathetic of an offer this was. And that’s how the Dashcon ball pit went down in infamy. 

[plounce]

there's another layer to this: noelle stevenson was an invited special guest at dashcon too. she had to moderate her own panel, and even worse - the con organizers didn't pay for a hotel room for her, so she had to crash on the pull out couch in... the night vale team's room.

so all of these people were in one room, at dashcon, getting screwed over by dashcon. this is a digital recreation of that hotel room 6 years later.

[pro-psychotic-deactivated202001]

My new years resolution is to not get the plague

[tinyplaidninjas]

This is gonna be really offensive is another plague ever starts.

[funkyness]

-September 3, 2016

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[usedkarma]

oh my sweet summer child

[helthehatter]

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[esteicy-blog]

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madamslayyy]

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nickidub718]

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

[dramaqueeenamby]

PAUSE?????

[legacytwinb34]

Pause?!?!??!!?

[canigetsomeumm]

Did cable TV not have a pause option like it does now?

[zalrb]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

People on Facebook got angry at him and accused him of abusing his cat because he had him in the tub “against his will” not knowing that that breed needs daily batheing to keep their coat healthy and it’s wild. He was just being positive and cute and people were shitting on him.

[barefeetinsoil]

You don’t need to bathe your cat every day. They do that themselves.

But once or twice every few months is okay to my understanding

[fragilefox]

Ravioli is a cornish rex, meaning he doesnt have fur, only “down”. cornish rexes lack the guard hairs that repel dust, allergens, grime etc and need to be fully bathed at least once every 7 days & wiped with a warm washcloth 1-2 times daily, more if the house the cat lives in is particularly dusty or has lots of airborne pathogens. it’s the same with Sphynx (hairless) cats, which iAmMoshow (the guy in the vid) also owns! iirc he has two sphynxes, ravioli, and a standard domestic shorthair. he knows what hes doing!

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Sometimes… pets don’t know what’s best for them!

[lovecoralei]

but even if the cat didn’t need it, set aside that it does, why would you see this man bathing his pet and being soft and gentle and telling kitty I love you…and think this is animal abuse? like ??

[ororomunroedontpullout]

It’s racism

[stupidusernamerequest-blog]

^^^ there it is

[coolnessgraphed]

[notimeforlife]

[kreuzaderny]

[cosmoscenti]

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture