Lt. Cdr. Ashley Williams

[MESSAGE] I’m not making excuses.

[MESSAGE] I’m just procrastinating.

[TXT]: Hey, fun fact: that's an excuse, genius.

You should know I can handle anything, Williams.

#ltjamesvega #[[be careful. ash has more bite than winter.#do you not remember the airhorn mattress she made ages ago ~u~]]

That's big talk for the guy who doesn't know who he's dealing with.

#ooc #tbd

That sounds like a damn challenge.

#ltjamesvega #[[don't you start]]

Like you could even handle it.

[MESSAGE] Need I remind you that turians can’t swim?

[TXT]: Then it's a damn good thing this is a metaphor.

[TXT]: Quit making excuses.

[MESSAGE] Eventually, yes.

[MESSAGE] Things like this make me nervous.

[TXT]: Come on, it's like going to the pool.

[TXT]: Better to jump in at once and get the shock over with, you know?

#[[lUIS....]]#ltjamesvega

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

It's either that or you'd get tai--

...

Jackass.

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Nice try, but I already heard that one from Joker. Step up your game, James.

#ltjamesvega

[MESSAGE] I would hope not. It would be better from her to hear it from me than from you or anyone else.

[TXT]: Right.

[TXT]: But are you actually going to talk to her?

So now you’re treadin’ on my prank turf huh?

#ltjamesvega #[[so what you're saying is you can't take me on your own #you need brandon]]

Please. If I wanted in, you wouldn't know what hit you.

I've missed you. *hugs and hides on anon*

don't hide bbs. i'm sdkfjasd people actually missed me ;w;

#ooc #uvu #Anonymous

I'm kind of like a tax return

you only get me once a year B)

#ooc #[[ugh all my icons for ash are on my pc which is dead #i mean i could just make more on here but m a n.#icons /and/ screencaps i should say. ]]

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