Long Lost Kardashian

Sophie • 18 • Aus •

[hotboyproblems]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: ba. ha baba. ha baba da gaba.

psychic: what the fuck

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[thecaboodale]

One time I legit cried because I felt like none of my friends liked me and then I ate sushi and was fine

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[oift-deactivated20200815]

friend: so, how was your day?

*disassociated the entire day*

me: my what

[prisonhannibal]

adulthood is like....I’m trying to get back into the concept of having hobbies

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[kittenoftheinternet]

they let him have a solo this is so wholesome!

[pingnova]

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

[yllcm]

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

[hardboiledoldman]

Kanye West during the production of Jesus Is King (2019)

[cupofcastiel]

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

[oofology]

👏👏I can’t stress this enough 👏👏

[catchymemes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where’s my present?!

[tarmalade]

A family that roasts together stays together

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

god this is so fucking stupid i’m going to have a stroke 

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

It’s just a photo opp for him

[quasi-normalcy]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Satan is the only valid Twitter account

[justanothermemeblog16]

[thechronicleofshe]

SCREAM

[bluephosphor]

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend