Secrets of a Full Time Nerd

[glitchdannysaur]

I had to!

[ramisuschrist-blog]

piratebay-premium:

thedreamwalagift:

lumialoversims:

Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi-

My game:

the fact that this person edited the gif to lag

I honestly thought it was my awful Internet doing that

[funoftheday]

Nice stats, bro.

[just-shower-thoughts]

They tell you not to get tattoos when you’re young because you’ll regret it later but they also tell you to make all your educational and financial plans when you’re barely old enough to buy cigarets and that’s acceptable.

[heckifiknowcomics]

[heckifiknowcomics]

Here’s another Brilliant guest comic from Peter Chiykowski, who makes these here comic—-> http://rockpapercynic.tumblr.com/

[lolfactory]

Must… Get… To… Computer…

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[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[smug-distorted-owl]

Yes

[just-shower-thoughts]

The bathroom is my favorite room in my house because its the only room where I can yell at my family to get out when they walk in.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"Can I roll for meta knowledge?"

DM: “You know what? Sure.”

Rolls a Nat20

DM: “Your character knows everything- that this a game and he’s just numbers on a sheet and he knows everything everyone else at the table is doing, but no one will ever believe him. Remember, you gave him this curse.”

[secretsbiggerthanwords-blog]

You wouldn’t believe how many gay roleplayers there are on shamchat like how do I tell them I’m not actually a guy but a girl who’s life revolves around the gay

[sohm-al]

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

[swagyokiryuin-deactivated201403]

oH MY fuCKIgN GOd

[kikicalanmai]

Legend says that if you say his name three times, he will appear

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

The set-up's important

So, our party gets to a village that’s oddly run by goblins, but that doesn’t matter much in the moment, and we go about our business. Well, at some point, we’re asked to clean the manure out of a pig pen and, my monk having just learned water whip, decided to assist our goody two shoes cleric with cleaning it out by getting it all in one sweep. For some odd reason, though, the DM decided to actually roll a save for the manure. It got a nat 20, and so this exchange happens.

DM: as your whip goes to sweep away the pig manure, something strange happens and, suddenly, the manure swirls around and shapes itself into a roughly human form. Roll initiatives.

Monk (me): you can NOT be serious…

DM: oh, I am.

Monk (me): are you shitting m-oh goddamnit!

The bard lost it at the pun and the cleric proceeded to politely ask them to become field workers without a fight.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you consider the size of the universe, or even the size of our galaxy, “the speed of light” is actually painfully slow.