[secretswrittenarchived]

Okay this blog is officially archived and I am starting from scratch. You can find me and these muses over at @secretswritten

[secretswrittenarchived]

Okay this blog is officially archived and I am starting from scratch. You can find me and these muses over at @secretswritten

[secretswrittenarchived]

Okay this blog is officially archived and I am starting from scratch. You can find me and these muses over at @secretswritten

[secretswrittenarchived]

Okay this blog is officially archived and I am starting from scratch. You can find me and these muses over at @secretswritten

[secretswrittenarchived]

Okay this blog is officially archived and I am starting from scratch. You can find me and these muses over at @secretswritten

[secretswrittenarchived]

Okay this blog is officially archived and I am starting from scratch. You can find me and these muses over at @secretswritten

[vaememes]

text messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

[2kyla-deactivated20180808]

Anyway, having a big heart is both a blessing and a curse but the pros will always outweigh the cons imo. I’m going to care deeply for the rest of my life and that’s my gift

[that-pisces-dude]

Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME

[thalassus]

tag yourself i’m me being like “gonna write these starters! *doesn’t do shit for 9 days* 

[secretswrittenarchived]

Important facts: Ralph Dibny is the biggest bottom. 

Also if Nora ever met Dinah she would be the biggest gay mess.

[ralphdibnygifs]

“DEARBON”

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Muse Theme Songs

😌 main go to theme song

🙂 secondary theme song

😍 go to love song

😈 (if my muse was) evil theme song

😉 bar song

😅 karaoke song

🤪 song to sing in the shower

🤗 song to dance to when they’re alone

😭 song to cry to

😡 song that plays when they’re angry

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Make My Muse Blush

Send a symbol below to make my Muse blush For the reverse (my Muse makeyours blush by doing the related action), send the symbol + x

♒  It’s really hot outside, so your Muse has abruptly started to undress. ♑ Your muse appears at mine’s window in the night and serenades their weindow. ♎ Your muse compliments mine for something they accomplished. ☿ Your muse is not who mine thought they were, but they called out to them anyway and now awkward conversation ensues. ♏ Your muse teases/flirts with mine. ♐ Your muse casually gets all up in my Muse’s personal space. ♂ Your muse says something embarrassing about my Muse. ♃ Your muse does something dumb and mine feels second-hand embarrassment. ♄ Your muse loudly proclaims they are dating mine (whether it’s true or not) on live TV. ♅ Your muse ends up in a compromising position with mine and someone walks in. ♇ Your muse gives mine a very thoughtful gift. ♓ Wildcard / Other/ Your choice!

[vitess-a-deactivated20180909]

the flash ( sentence starters )

[offershopearchive-blog]

‘ & i told you, when you see danger you run the other way ! ’ ‘ i need you to urinate in this. ’ ‘ of course you don’t believe me. you never believe me. ’ ‘ you can inspire people in a way that i never could. ’ ‘ you… believing me is all i need. ’ ‘ for the record, i crushed it in operation & ping pong. ’ ‘ it’s not as easy as it looks. ’ ‘ hey, kid. gum ? ’ ‘ wouldn’t want to do that. ’ ‘ i mean, after all we’ve been through, i thought you trusted me. ’ ‘ don’t you ever do anything like that again. do you understand me ? ’ ‘ from now on, no more secrets. ’ ‘ takes one to know one. ’ ‘ i guess you shouldn’t have done whatever it is you did. ’ ‘ done being noble ? ’ ‘ what ? you’re not coming with me ? ’ ‘ i’m not leaving you ! ’ ‘ i have his blood on me. how could you do that ? ’ ‘ you’re showing a lot of sentiment for a man who tormented you as a child. ’ ‘ you want to punish me ? fine, let’s do that. but let these people live. ’ ‘ uh – you’re just… high, ___. ’ ‘ oh, now you show up. ’ ‘ i want to kill you right now. ’ ‘ no… no. don’t you EVER say that to me ! ’ ‘ don’t you want that chance ? ’ ‘ normal. i don’t even know what that word means anymore. ’ ‘ what do you think i should do ? i need someone to tell me. ’ ‘ i’m not at all interested in helping you get yourself killed. ’ ‘ ___, i love you, but this is a time machine, not a bookcase from IKEA. ’ ‘ i thought that of anyone, you’d be a little more understanding of my predicament. ’ ‘ what ? what did you say ? ’ ‘ you could have had everything you ever wanted ! ’ ‘ no such thing as a coincidence. ’ ‘ stay with me, okay ? stay. ’ ‘ i’m rescinding your invite. ’ ‘ do you have any idea what you’ve just done ? ’ ‘ i always act weird. ’ ‘ & i don’t suppose you’re gonna fill me in either ? ’ ‘ that means you’d actually have to get up in the morning. ’ ‘ your heart should ache for me. does it ? ’ ‘ do you wanna get some… coffee & we can just talk & just… tell each other stuff – i don’t know, stuff we got… rolling around in there ? ’ ‘ that’s the first time i ever heard anyone use the word “ great ” to describe a break-up. ’ ‘ yeah, i just told my friends over there that i thought you were cute & they dared me to come over here & talk to you, so… please talk to me. ’ ‘ this day just keeps getting better, doesn’t it ? ’ ‘ you want to keep pushing your luck ? go for it. ’