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amara-zhang :

I couldn’t be more over you right now. [ also eating one of his fries ] Don’t tell me, he’s been crying. Life is too beautiful for him. Oh the regret, the bloodshed blah blah blah. Your sweet disposition must be doing him wonders.

Yup. Charvi’s here, by the way. The whole gang is back together and she has a lot of opinions as usual… I had burgers. And wine. I chipped a nail.

My 24-hour-emotions are hurt. [continuously eating fries because they are basically like crack] There really is no time for regret. Why everyone is choosing to spend the day looking back instead of forward is beyond me. I may have thought it would be fun to make him cry at first but now it’s just absurd. His eyes are puffy and he’s an ugly crier, and if he hears me say that he’ll bawl even harder.

Oh, Charvi, I bet she does... Am I in for an earful? Well that’s more interesting than the day I’ve had of consoling the little ones.

#edward #amara

ella-stuckinthe-fray :

It’s literally only been months for me, and I’m absolutely ready to get back. It would be nice to know what’s going on though, or at least where you’ve been?

This is the final piece of the puzzle, Ella, and then the fun can start. Or, well, if everything goes to plan and Engel gets his shit together again... which today seems less than likely. Nevertheless this should be it. My absence was in preparation and I do regret having to be gone- I know you’re still only young. You’ve done well though.

#ella #edward #who can blame her tbf

the-biggestbaddest-wolf :

Let them be, Edward. Today was an unscheduled surprise for most, remember. You have your humanity complaints, I have werewolves who have never been human a day in their lives coming at me from all angles. And witches. It’s not as if [ he gestured in the Engel direction ] is going to be any help with calming the masses.

My sincere apologies, Freddie. Do you want a Chicken McNugget? For your troubles.

#edward #frederick

sophiachambers :

It’s not that I’m touchy. It’s just that I really like to complain. There’s a big difference. And I’ve already lodged my complaint with Frederick. But I’m fine with repeating how much the whole-being-human-with-no-warning thing sucks. Really hurt that you didn’t even tell us.

So sorry I hurt your feelings. I should really have broadcast a warning to everyone well in advance so that everyone could have prepared and found a nice little safe space. Next time I’ll make sure my plans are known to all.

#sophia #edward

little-orphan-annelise :

It’s because this whole ‘humanity’ thing sucks. Big time sucks. I’m starving, and I have the worst headache of my life. Ugh. I even have to say ‘of my life’. Do you know how lame that is? Turn me back normal and I’ll be good and evil. Promise.

Ah, yes, the perils of humanity- hunger and headaches. How do they live with it for so long? Must be really hard for you to endure just one day. There is a lesson to be learned here I guess. If all goes to plan, really, we’re doing them all a favor.

#edward #annelise

elite-engel :

Why would you say something so mean?

I will literally end you if you don’t get your shit together ASAP.

#edward #engel #//lmao

seductive-suzanna :

Oh Eddie, you can’t really be blaming them. For most people it’s hard to completely destroy your humanity, no matter how long you’ve had it off. Hell, even I’m feeling it a tad and I don’t even kill all that often. Don’t you feel yours?

Oh, no, I believe some might even enjoy today, but it’s only today. Humans suppress their feelings all the time. People kill people all the time too. If they can live with it for the rest of their lives, so can all of you. It’s not as if this changes anything. But, of course, you’re right. My temper isn’t quite as tolerable. I feel hunger. Bored. Might have to kill Engel while I have the chance.

#edward #suzy #//comfy housecoat to soothe the feels

older-not-wiser :

Boring. Don’t yell at children, it’s so….working class. You know how it is with the younger vamps, if they’re in a teen body, they’ll always be a teen. Don’t pretend you don’t know why, it’s been impossible to escape the YA vampire craze this country has gone into in the past several decades. Damn you Anne Rice. Have a drink instead.

So how do you explain this? [pointing in the general Engel direction]

#edward #graham

shifterskin :

Do you take constructive criticism? Because what I’ve got to say is totally not a complaint, but maybe just a suggestion, something to keep in mind, yeah? Okay. Two words: group chat. That way we can all be prepared for whatever’s getting thrown at us, so all the touchy vamps don’t lose it when they wake up craving fries. Brilliant, right? Jess and I came up with it.

No.

There is a box dedicated to Jess’ bad ideas. I suggest you direct your attention to that.

#edward #kirstie #//tbh I have....... no idea but I love your reply too much to let it go

One would think that after literal millennia for some of you, any trace of humanity would be gone. Yet here I am, surrounded by the touchiest beings on the planet. Makes me wonder if you’re at all capable of getting back on track come the morning?

#hihstarter #//Please note this is for evil eyes only #evil eyes currently hangin with the cool kids #edward

amara-zhang :

Okay, I’m here. I brought your stupid Big Mac meal but you’re not getting the change for your bullshit. Seriously, would it have killed you to give a girl a little warning? Don’t answer that, it’ll just make me want to stake you more.

@edward-carrington-ltd

Fair. [ sipping on the pepsi ] Calm yourself, please. I have only just managed to get a minute’s peace from Engel’s constant drama.

Isn’t this just the dullest day of your life? [ eating a fry ] It’s no wonder these humans are so weak if this is what nourishes them.

[coughing] These lungs are dusty as.

#inner thoughts #edward

Could really fuck with a Big Mac right about now.

#inner thoughts

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