fuckoffphillip

it is what it is

[airgearcloudroad]

[dinosaurdamage-deactivated20250]

@kingduck303

[aezenatrus]

When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother.  They were furiously signing back and forth.  Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing.  My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”

[hellodaarius-deactivated2019070]

If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[imabrickshithouse]

“Use your inside hands!”

[meltedwings-kidicarus-deactivat]

USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

[legalmexican]

I’m in my penthouse half naked

I cook this meal for you naked

So where the hell you at?

[x-estrellas-deactivated20190810]

i miss u but nah fuck you

[cavallifurs]

[strangersneedlove]

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

Drunk Beyoncé is art.

[drizzydrehk-deactivated20170722]

[arulam]

ياسمين

[pinkfloydd]

[taylulz]

this is so pure

[fauxfable]

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…

[lierdumoa]

“You need to learn how to take a compliment,” says a grown man who still hasn’t learned how to take rejection.

[mrs-s0l0d0l0-deactivated2022102]

PREACH THAT WERD!!!

[unwinona]

ohhhhhhhhhhh

THIS

[goldeine-deactivated20160904]

[ky-jenners]

[badbitchriri]

BADBITCHRIRI

[sedusamedusaaa]

Me having sex

Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy

me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I'm ready to stop realizing things

[techtvhottie]

[glitterweave]

[music5eva]

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: 

[celebrityeggplant]

💁🏽