[succulentbud]

hey I think I found a way to tell how long someone been on tumblr for and it all hinges on if they recognize this

[staticblitz-moved]

You are like little baby, watch this

[aezenatrus]

Some shit about shoelaces when i was but a child.

[deer-head-xiris]

This is my first time making an evolution prediction and I’m sure I’m WAY off, but here’s my final evo for Grookey, Lilada! If anything I do desperately hope the final evo is based on a gelada

[mogifire]

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[sergle]

THIS TAG KNOCKED ME OUT

[kipplekipple]

“I don’t want to die, I just don’t want to exist any more” sounds mild if you’ve never experienced it, but it is in fact a horrible, violent way to feel.

[biomorphosis]

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

[ccreatures]

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

[apothelilies]

literal pokemon

[vitiateoriginator]

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? 

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

[snowflake-of-destiny-deactivate]

dude

[fakemon]

this is a pokemon

[dusty-princess-deactivated20181]

acid caterpillar

[peace-love-hippieness]

Gosh

[ohgodshesloose]

The net cocoon is actually a bit of evolutionary genius though!

See, it shares its habitat with ants that would happily drag a vulnerable pupae off to become snack food for their hideous hive mind. So the caterpillar builds a long stem leading down from its anchor point. Ants aren’t so good at climbing down such a narrow line, so the pupae is safe.

The net part comes from dealing with rain, which would flow down the stem and waterlog the cocoon. So the cocoon is a net, which allows for drainage and easy drying out afterwards.

Pokemon WISHES it could be as creative as nature

[pooka-dragon]

This is a Pokémon and no one can’t tell me otherwise.

[aezenatrus]

@go-lurk If you have time, I think your art would capture this as a Pokemon excellently. Just a recommendation, not a request, I understand you’ve been busy.

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[bitchycode]

Friendly reminder.

[mybig269]

Listen you dumb bitch there starting to put a lot of shit in there you wouldn’t want in your kids

[coolmanfromthepast]

You mean like disease prevention?

[aezenatrus]

I heard they’re putting chlorine in table salt.

[urlredacted]

[aezenatrus]

This is excellent, because rats didn’t cause the 14th century Bubonic plague. Fleas did. They started killing rats because they incorrectly assumed that rats were the cause. It inadvertently slowed the spread because the fleas were being transported by the rats. Rats were not the cause of society’s problem, merely a vector for transport. I have no context to understand weather this on the nose comparison in the tweet was intentional, but i love it anyway.

[pukicho]

I’m gonna draw you a persona What do you look like At least describe

Tall and i own ferrari

[aezenatrus]

so slender man.

[memewhore]

[420broscope-deactivated20200728]

Fuck this is frustrating to read

[x-heesy]

Some Octopus’s? 🐙

[skypig357]

Love it

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

[thealphapigeon]

I love how the notes are just people either tagging their local goblin or identifying themselves with goblinkind

[kaththedragon]

[pukicho]

U ever look up a tutorial on youtube and its just them doing it? 

[aezenatrus]

Like... without the story and a 5 minute intro? No.

[forgamers]

[rebeliyt]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[surprisebitch]

[deathgripspussy]

imagine watching a movie like infinity war but you haven’t watched any of the other marvel movies and because of that you don’t understand what’s happening at all and get upset about it. that’s what ppl who complain about kh3 despite it being their first kh game sound like.

[deathgripspussy]

FFFFFFSGSGSGSGJAHSH

[aezenatrus]

To be fair. . . there’s like. . . 15 KH games between 2 and 3

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure.