“How is your new life treating you, baby?”
Hello! This is a role play / ask blog for the seductive woman from no, I’m not a human. Below are my headcanons, rules and facts about myself so please read them!

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@sedxtress
“How is your new life treating you, baby?”
Hello! This is a role play / ask blog for the seductive woman from no, I’m not a human. Below are my headcanons, rules and facts about myself so please read them!
Have you noticed anything strange about that sexy woman?? You know the one the Uhh the red haired one. It doesn’t feel like she’s human, but not a visitor either.. she’s like something completely different that I can’t put my finger on
She who comes to his house. I am more than aware of her.
In fact, she goes out of her way to talk to me, more than once..
@sedxtress Isn't that right? : )
“Oh? My little darlings are curious about me I see.. but what about you baby? Do you wanna know? Or maybe you already know..”
does this version of seductive lady have blue or rainbow eyes bc I'm planning to send an ask soon from my blog but this info is important :O
I’d say it depends on the lighting like how it is with hazel eyes! When you look normally they’re blue. When you look really closely you can see hints of other colors. When light shine into her eyes it’s a whole pride parade :DD
Honestly, is there anyone you really would be freaky with in this place? Anyone at all, even just for trying it out since it's the end?
- 🪱
Where have I heard of this question?
. . .
@sedxtress . It's almost like you want me to be like this.
Oh, never. It's never entered my mind. I have no desire like you do.
She lets out an over dramatic gasp, paired with a grab on the arm as she shakes the visitor with seemingly no fear at all. How?? “Oooohh, yet I’m the first one you think about? You little liar, you~. Don’t be shy now… all you have to do is try a little.. ways of persuasion do work on me, hehe~”
You want alla so bad
I want what so bad...?
. . .
Sigh.
Sooo why did you kill my boyfriend?
I didn't kill your boyfriend. I simply.. showed him the 'light'.
“…guess you could say all those muscles didn’t help much…”
Natural selection is a very real thing, darling.
Oh wait, that's your line, isn't it?
. . .
Just kidding. I already knew it was.
“…”
“…say that again for me, sugar?”
Sooo why did you kill my boyfriend?
I didn't kill your boyfriend. I simply.. showed him the 'light'.
“…guess you could say all those muscles didn’t help much…”
should I get a birthday cake with chocolate in it or should I get a chocolate cookie cake for my bday cause I like both but I can't decide can you help me choose
“Hm, I ain’t one to eat any of that stuff often, but chocolate cookie cake sounds pretty damn tasty.
But it don’t matter whichever you pick, they sound almost the same, I’m sure they’re both good.
…
‘N happy birthday. I know those aren’t seen much now, at least not around here.”
“…not on the internet much, are you darling?”
hi. kitty seem to like you. he follow you a lot. maybe make me jealous how much he likes you. HA!
do you like kitty too?
“Oh, I love kitty!” She scratched the tabby’s chin gently, watching it lean in and purr under her fingers. “But don’t you worry darling. She can’t like me more than you. Cats choose one person to claim as their own their entire life.. it’s you. You’re the person for this one.”
You know a lot about me, I know a lot about you. You have feelings for the hermit, that you cannot deny.
Why.. are you so obsessed with not leaving him alone?
- @the-pale-on3
“Pff.. darling, are you seriously the one asking me this? Talk about a pot calling the kettle black.. well, for starters.. he protects me from people like you. Isn’t that reason enough?”
“… wait. Care to elaborate on what you mean by knowing a lot about me?”
'Darling'.. you never change, even with who you are talking to.
I believe.. it's much more than that. Isn't it?
I feed on loneliness; you do not. You don't allow him to sink deeper in a hole, one that he cannot climb out of.
Do you understand what I am trying to get at? I know you know of me. I heard you mention me, after all, through the thin walls.
You tip toe around my name, my presence.
Do you think facing the end all alone will make things easier?
I don't think so.
“Oh, my.. baby, you’re seriously obsessed with him, hm? Enough to listen to his walls? You bad boy..” she shakes her finger like a mom scolding her child. “Tut tut tut.. if it hasn’t told you what my purpose is. Then I have no reason to, either.. all I know is, he keeps me secure, and I keep him mentally stable. And I’ll keep it that way.. no matter what.”
so what do you like to do when ur bored
“I enter @the-pale-on3’s blog and go through the suggestive tag. The posts are quite entertaining.. some of them get a little giggle out of me. But he is the real star, really.. such humorous responses. How can ones agony cause my entertainment? Well, I suppose he’d know a lot about that.”
You know a lot about me, I know a lot about you. You have feelings for the hermit, that you cannot deny.
Why.. are you so obsessed with not leaving him alone?
- @the-pale-on3
“Pff.. darling, are you seriously the one asking me this? Talk about a pot calling the kettle black.. well, for starters.. he protects me from people like you. Isn’t that reason enough?”
“… wait. Care to elaborate on what you mean by knowing a lot about me?”
✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.
₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.
[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?
soooo what do you think about that visitor? Do you like him? 👅👅
“Hmm? Oh, do you mean the tall, pale uncanny one? Well, i can’t say I like him, specifically. We haven’t had enough interactions for me to form such an opinion. But for a visitor, he’s.. well, he’s more literate than I expected him to be. He’s got a way with words, I’ll give him that. Personality wise.. he lacks remorse, is all I can say. Perhaps.. we can become friends? That is, if he stops saying he would crack my neck..”
“I have a feeling that I’ve missed something…”
“No one is hitting my baby. Not literally, nor figuratively.. unless they want to be hit back in any way they imagine~” @sedxtress (no way I’m making my return with yuri)
o..oh! Hehe your..back! I haven’t uhm seen you in a while,,haha.. Hhaha,,heh,, I really do wonder what they meant..
“Let’s say I felt a little.. under the weather, my darling. DOESNT matter now. Come here..” she pulls her closer by the waist and kisses her forehead. “How have you been? They aren’t messing with you are they? Come to me when you’re in trouble..”
Hi gorgeous lady my illuminous darling, honey, baby, angel, queen of my devotion and worship. I lov yuo i love yo so much guuuh <333 You're perfection incarnate, dream womanm
“Oh my, ahahah.. you’re such a sweetie, aren’t you darling? Come closer..” she plants a little kiss on their cheek. “Left a little mark..” she cups their cheek and starts rubbing the lipstick mark with her thumb.