most blessed among colleens

colleen / 32 / she / hopeful aromantic sideblogs: x - x - x - x

[introvertsnation]

[symdog]

imagine you let a car merge and it says "thank you for letting me zipper merge. perhaps traffic is possible."

[thomas--bombadil]

A muskrat, really enjoying its mucky meal.

[bold-baddie]

[joelpersels]

[summer-moons]

Sheet music illustration for the song, “At Dawning (I Love You).” Music by Charles Wakefield Cadman and Nelle Richmond Eberhart. Oliver Ditson Company, 1906.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

[parkchanwoohoo]

Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"

[parkchanwoohoo]

They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, tortoise edition

Source

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[fish3-14]

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[dreamstars]

[clowngirlpony]

in parkour civilization doms make their subs miss easy jumps as part of something called "noobplay"

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[kaylmao]

i am proud to announce i am going to be the first tumblr user to be added to "smash bros".

im sure this comes as a surprise to many of you because i have never played the game before and also i am not the most popular poster on here but well it's what the people want

please order the next "smash bros video game" to play as me and win

[probuccalfat]

in honour of 47 years of bela lugosi’s dead, here is my favourite tweet about it

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Humpback whales singing off the leeward coast of O’ahu

(sound on 🔉)