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[lucidnee]

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

Source?

[lucidnee]

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

[skyakafreckles]

Patrick was cold for that

[reign-sl]

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

[lucidnee]

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

real friends……how many of us?

[sexthongsandbuddah]

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

[lucidnee]

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

Patrick has no self awareness.

[lprflagemoji-deactivated2017081]

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

[woodlandenjoyer]

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

[hoplite-operator]

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

[dustinberrycool]

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

[joey-wheeler-official]

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

[supermegahijabi]

Me:

[radio-silents]

see you space cowboy

[lizclimo]

thank you, opportunity 

[real-kit-walker]

Frozen 1 first teaser: Hey guys, look at this cute snowman!! Oh no his nose fell off uwu !!!!

Frozen 2 first teaser: Elsa is going to physically fight the ocean and Anna fucking decapitates a guy

[gameraboy]

[camburgerstein]

Fuck em up, Daisy 

[blindwire]

‪I’m getting very emotional over the poetic and potentially final message sent out by the mars opportunity rover 😥

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[catchymemes]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[kineticpenguin]

[razerathane]

I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

[darkslayer0092-deactivated20220]

This movie is going to be a huge milestone in history of animated movies.

[stuff-and-thangs-l-deactivated2]

I’m still crying over the fact that he was wearing sweatpants

[rivailles]

Frozen II (2019)

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

[animusrox]

[cantinasband]

[ruinedchildhood]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo