thirdstartokonoha:
being married to a konoha ninja doesn’t make you a konoha ninja
are you just salty because you’re not a yamanaka?
i’d never move there
(casually ignores questions THANKS)
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thirdstartokonoha:
being married to a konoha ninja doesn’t make you a konoha ninja
are you just salty because you’re not a yamanaka?
i’d never move there
(casually ignores questions THANKS)
5’1” lol
most of the women in kumo are pretty close to his height tbh, konoha is kind of a novelty.
he never comments on it tho at least. karui told him he’s built like a butterfly once it’s v rude
Send your character's height and I'll compare it to mine.
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thirdstartokonoha:
#konoha nin and temari#who is basically half konoha nin#gonna need a flea bath#i love you idiots though
am not
is that right, nara-san?
tryin’ to get active here again and there’s like nothing but konoha dogs around smfh
The sounds of clouded leopards. (via)
kahenn:
Miki smiles amused and satisfied when he finally picks the leaf from her fingers and tries it. They were really quite pleasant. Sweet and aromatic, somewhere between mint and a bit of licorice.
“That’s right. It’s nice added to teas as well. Sometimes we add it to remedies for no other reason than to make them more palatable. I’m sure you’ll be familiar with the fact that some medicines can be downright gross.” Miki tries her best when creating certain medicines, mostly for non life threatening afflictions or performance enhancement, to at least attempt to make them edible. Too many times has she counted a shinobi spitting out an energy pill in horror because of its taste. “There’s zero point in making it if we can’t actually get it into the patients.”
She leads him a bit further down the aisle, plucking off leaf from an unstriking looking herb and presenting it to him with a grin once more. “Try this one.” C will find that he’ll be presented with a sour bite with this her. Achyranthes was the scientific name, but most called it Chaff flower. “Maybe you can guess what it is. I promise I wont feed you anymore leaves, now.”
He seems confident enough, but really it’s been less than a day since he’s learned most of what he’s repeating- one of the Konoha medics ordering from a smaller restaurant because they used local herbs and produce, to show off the multitude of uses they had.
But being a shinobi means being highly capable in the art of bullshit and he’s no exception to that. She probably isn’t trying to test him but here in a foreign village he barely gets along with it’s hard not to feel like sometimes they are, that he has something to prove.
The next round of put this in your mouth is met with a little more caution- she will definitely try something less palatable this time because that’s exactly what he would do, were the roles reversed. Medicinal herbs were an... acquired, taste, at best, and he hadn’t really expected anything different but he can’t back out now, has missed his chance to proclaim he doesn’t have time for games.
So he takes the offered leaf, confidence still strong, and manages to only squint and grimace a little at the severe turn in flavor. (awful... awful combination, one after the other)
“This one just tastes like regret.”
#just kage guard bro things
laallevia — kage guards making jokes at inopportune times gee c how mad are you? mad enough to say... shoot the moon
likeablecube — you’re just mad we had a moon laser and you didn’t
laallevia — sorry karui, the moon is gone tonight you can't shoot at it it'll be back in a few days though
every vaguely penis shaped rock is pointed out “hey Kurotsuchi look, it’s you”
Chojuro catches fish by hand in rivers, bites into them raw with his shark teeth and everyone just watches like ಠ_ಠ
Ao is mildly less feral but he can and will eat any and every part of any and every sea creature. he’s only been allowed to order lunch once
he also reminds them that back in his day they didn’t prank and hassle each other like you kids do now but one day he opens Kiri’s version of Surströmming and the entire inn has to be cleared out for the night. never admits it was on purpose
“who’s your girlfriend” every time Kankuro brings out a puppet
konoha guards can’t sit with us
YOU BUTTER YOUR EGGROLLS?
i just wanna date the type of guy that goes above and beyond
blood flow restriction training (occlusion training) aka THE THIGH STRAPPIES
fair warning/disclaimer I’m not into sports/medicine or an athlete myself and am just doing some google reading okay but I think this is kind of interesting and am always absolutely open to corrections or more discussion cause world building really butters my eggroll and I tend to just start talking then figure things out as I go lol
honestly though I don’t think it’s any deeper than “this looks cool”. like really. but there are some actual real world examples that might apply so why not right
this article gives a pretty good overview imo explaining it so I’m not going to just repeat it here but the basic gist seems to be increased strength gains while lifting less, less stress on the body, and bigger muscles. also useful for rehab situations too!
Kumo is literally up in the clouds they must be one of the higher altitude villages- and it can be difficult for athletes to train in those kinds of conditions (though beneficial!), the air is thinner etc etc. so maybe it’s part of an adjustment for that, they don’t have to work as hard for the same sort of gain.
gonna be pondering this awhile, I’ll prob come back to this but for now, I think the strappies do actually have a purpose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
headcanon rambling
C’s apartment is littered with medical equipment. things like bandage scissors instead of regular ones, first aid/surgical tape, rolls of gauze. you will never find normal bandages.
he has a summon contract with clouded leopards! there isn’t really a ‘boss’ or abnormally large one, but one of them is noticeably bigger than the others and tends to take a leader type role. C calls her momma.
she treats him like an errant kitten and can often be found sprawled out around his apartment. the summons come and go, he doesn’t really mind. as long as they aren’t pushing things off his shelves
sometimes he prefers scalpels to kunai, in battle. they’re precise.
he smokes weed. it has some good medical applications okay, it’s not that bad.
and sometimes he just likes to relax and forget about things for awhile. his reports are always finished and turned in beforehand, though.
HE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN PEOPLE ARE LYING. Always. He knows.
he and Darui have to find and chase down B once a week. At least.
Darui’s injuries from learning the Black Lightning when they’re younger are eventually what drive C to take on medical ninjutsu- it terrified him to realize that bad things will happen to them and there wasn’t anything he could do to fix it.
he never really outright admits it but becoming a medic is his way of watching out for and protecting his friends. he’s also got great chakra control so that’s a nice excuse.
C spent more time surviving than living after the war. he felt he wasn’t good enough to save his people during, so he throws himself into trying after, often found passed out on an empty cot in medical tents or the hospital once it’s operational again, instead of going to whatever was left of home.
that line of thinking eventually pulls him back into some semblance of normalcy though- he has to get better so that he can ensure the others do too.
but the nightmares of sensing people die during the war never end.
kahenn:
“Perhaps you can put in a good word for me,” she chuckles, feeling she can only approach Konoha and Kumo’s past tensions with a little levity. Her fingers brush along the tops of the plants as they walk through the aisles. “Ah. I’ll look forward to it then~” After she gets over the pesky problem of altitude sickness, that is.
“I see.” That makes sense. Though Kumo rests atop mountains, with mountains comes valleys as well. Normal greenhouses were all well and good, but she found how the village residents adapted to life at such high altitudes much more interesting.
Her hand stops overtop a particular herb, short, green and with little white flowers, it is rather unassuming looking. She plucks a single leaf from its stem and holds it up to C. “Taste it,” she tells him, an expectant grin pulling at her features. No shinobi with their head on right would just put a random plant in their mouth, even after being asked, so with a little dead time of her trying not to laugh, she tells him what it is. “They call it sweet herb and people liken it to being 1000 times sweeter than sugar. Creative name, I know.” She spins it between two fingers.
There are quite a few of the plants they pass by that he recognizes. Some from his recent opportunity to study and join in with Konoha’s medics, and a few others simply because there just were a few universal things in the world, treatments and medicines shared between shifting alliances and friendships over the years, passed along, adapted. (and then a few more, that Kumo has... acquired, knowledge of, over time)
She’s teasing him, though, he knows, because he hasn’t sensed any change in her chakra, any ill intent. Because hoping he decides to make a random visit to this specific area so they can offer him a single poisonous leaf in front of several witnesses is not a plan anyone would make. (hopefully) So he plays along, head tilting and gaze steady in a (n extremely low stakes and not at all serious) battle of wills- until she concedes, the name actually something he’s been introduced to lately but the plant itself not something he recognizes on sight alone.
So he’ll pluck a leaf free for himself too, turning it over before popping it in his mouth. Medics may be smart, but they were curious too, often testing things out on themselves first, figuring out the world around them in a very hands on sort of way.
“Good in desserts, some of your local shops use it.” Nothing she doesn’t already know, clearly, but he offers it anyway with an amused smile of his own. “And if the home remedies are to be believed it’s good for most respiratory issues as well.”
internet being funky again so review on hold but the idea of kumo being kinda 🙄 about kakashi is really funny to me. konoha’s biggest dog that cut lightning, they’re offended
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not noticing it’s technically sinday and having nothing planned this time somehow but being rowdy anyway cause permanently in gremlin mode
Can’t believe you’d kinkshame me when it’s YOU wearing the weird clothing. it’s ok C you can admit what are the straps for. it this is a safe space.
imagine projecting your own perverted thoughts on someone minding their business and insisting they’re the weird one with something to talk about couldn’t be me
kahenn:
Miki looking at C’s thigh strap things like