Fighting Trousers

Jake English, Twenty, They/Them. There's not much for me to put here so let's just shove a quote in. That's what the kids are doing, right? "It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure." ____________________________________ || Dependent Jake English for back@hs Please read rules tab. ||

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||Appearance update, pardon the dust as I re-work Jake. ||

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||I’m alive. Getting to things soon!

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||one-three week hatius while i deal with personal shit||

[adevilsdozen]

If you’re feeling weak, it’s okay, I’m here with you. Not every day is full of sunshine, sometimes there are clouds hiding it. Give yourself some time and patience to let your sun shine through again. Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

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||Tonight I shall...hopefully get to everything on this blog. Annd finish my Gamzee. (If I can ever get the gut to actually make his account...I’m nervous.)

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Fake Dirk, imaginary Dirk, Dirk lite, holy shit I can’t believe it’s not Dirk. It’s pretty much whatever, dude.

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“Holy shit I can’t believe it’s not Dirk.”

I giggled a bit too much at that.

We’ll just go with...Dirk then. Plain ol’ Dirk.

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Pornbots eh? I’ve not experienced them yet…but I’m sure I shall eventually. I say bring it on, my blocking finger is almost as strong as my trigger finger. 

…Your mercy? Should I be concerned? 

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That’s adorable. I haven’t blocked them purely out of not giving enough shits to want to block them. It’s not like they do much, anyways.

And yeah, probably.

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You have a point, but....what if they’re each like a mini-porn bot beacon? Like maybe they all get together to share who they’ve followed so that the others can do the same?

“Gee, Pornbot-101010101 I haven’t followed them yet! Oh, no problem Not-a-Pornbot239834, just doing my duty.”

It could happen.

I’m just being silly for the sake of idle chit chat,  I know that would never actually happen.

[alabasterfrost]

SEND ME A ♦ IF YOU WISH TO ROLEPLAY WITH ME.

SERIOUSLY SEND IT TO ME.

LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

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@dcstrider @vviciphile @lovetar @planetkind @etroshes @itsbrainghostdirk

@adamantclawkind @alphapuppeteer @pedanpricks

I thought there were more of you, but it looks like so much less once everything’s been laid out like this. Oh well.

Hello there, I’m Jake English and I’m terrible at keeping up with greeters. May I have your names and pronouns please?

[itsbrainghostdirk]

Hey. I’m Brain ghost Dirk, known mostly for my freakish similarity to that one guy. He/him works.

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Nice to meet you, Uh, right. Do you prefer the whole bit? Or will just Dirk work?

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Hello there, Hal. I’m Jake. They/them pronouns.  You seem to be popular, is that a good thing for you? 

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Nice to meet you, Jake.

You pose an interesting question, however; is it a good thing to be admired by a little under my first one hundred people, ten of which are probably pornbots? I’d say yes. They’ll all get my mercy when the time comes.

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Pornbots eh? I’ve not experienced them yet...but I’m sure I shall eventually. I say bring it on, my blocking finger is almost as strong as my trigger finger.

...Your mercy? Should I be concerned? 

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That’s a lot of you. Sorry I can’t @ you all.

Name’s Hal, they/he/it.

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Hello there, Hal. I’m Jake. They/them pronouns.  You seem to be popular, is that a good thing for you?

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@dcstrider @vviciphile @lovetar @planetkind @etroshes @itsbrainghostdirk

@adamantclawkind @alphapuppeteer @pedanpricks

I thought there were more of you, but it looks like so much less once everything's been laid out like this. Oh well.

Hello there, I’m Jake English and I’m terrible at keeping up with greeters. May I have your names and pronouns please?

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holy shit, i haven’t done these in FOREVER. i guess i should get back into things, though! the name’s john, but you can call me windy if you’d prefer!

name and pronouns please!

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Ahoy there! Windy is rather cool, so I’d absolutely love to go with that. I’m Jake. They/Them pronouns if you would, what’re yours?

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@iragin @dierkstride

Afternoon!! I’m Jake and this is a greeting post.

So…you’ve been greeted. Hooray!

All sillyness aside, mind sharing your name and pronouns with me?

[iragin]

GREETINS. name’s bein wrath. HE/HIM WORKS ALL FINE. don’t mind any others tho.

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Wrath? My, what an interesting name. It’s nice to meet you. How’s your evening been? Anything eventful happen?

Also, my pronouns are They/Them. Please.

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O)( dear t)(at is a lot of new followers! 38O My apologizes for getting to t)(is so late and for bunc)(ing you all toget)(er in one greeting but I’m afraid t)(at I wouldn’t be able to provide 14 original greeters in a row! Well I probably could but t)(e quality of t)(e last )(alf would most likely be non-existent and t)(at just won’t do! 

I see a lot of recognizable faces, t)(oug)( some wit)( differences suc)( as bloodcolor, gender(?) and apparently race! )(ow exciting! I can not wait to get to know all of you and I am sure t)(at it’s going to be a pleasure to make your acquaintances. 38) And for t)(ose of you w)(o mig)(t not already know w)(o I am - my name is Feferi Peixes. It’s nice to meet you!

But one of you aren’t like t)(e ot)(ers! … Pick a )(omestuck date mate? W)(at? W)(y would you want to pick a date mate w)(o is stuck in t)(eir )(ome? 38? Someone explain t)(is to me.

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Holy cow! That IS a lot of new followers. You must be pretty popular.

It’s nice to meet you, Feferi. I’m Jake. How are you this evening?

Also, would you mind sharing your pronouns with me? I like to keep track of that sort of thing.

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Tired.

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If only my body would allow that. I used to enjoy getting up just before sunrise, now I’m usually still awake when it peeks at the horizon.

[swaggie2cape]

you can take stuff for that yknow

or you could always drink warm milk

idk if that actually helps but thats what everyone always says right warm milk

sounds right anyway i could be completely talking out my ass and no one ever says that at all

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Ah, well...I’m not too fond of medication. So we’ll have to skip that bit.

Sometimes I drink chamomile tea before bed, it helps me relax. Honestly I think I’ve just been feeling off recently. It’ll pass chap, no worries.