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( . akaiikamii )
“…Good point. Hopefully the bill won’t be too bad else I’d be out of the show this week. Oh and before y’tell me that I shouldn’t have dont that in the first place; dude was askin’ for it when he tried t’steal m’shit.”
“i think your health is more important than a show. i wasn’t going to say that, though. it’s not my business.”
( . akaiikamii )
“And I told you, I can’t see a doctor. Seriously, I can’t afford m’dad worrying ‘bout me gettin’ a concussion ‘n’ if he finds out that I got attacked, he’ll just waste his time tryin’ t’find whoever attacked me.”
“i think he’ll worry when you start passing out because you’re concussed. don’t tell him you got attacked. say you fell.”
( . akaiikamii )
“I…don’t think so? Maybe? I know I should see a doctor but uh…I kinda don’t want t’worry dad. I feel fine so all I need is some ice? Yeah, maybe some ice on m’head should do it.”
“um, no, ice isn’t what you do. you really should see a doctor.”
( . akaiikamii )
“I woulda still been fine! I mean, the worst that I got hit when someone from guard smacked ‘is flag on m’head and conked out. Or…I dunno. S’not like people ‘re gonna notice.”
“correct me if i’m wrong here, but doesn’t getting knocked out mean you probably have a concussion?”
( . akaiikamii )
“Okay, so I blacked out because some dude hit me on the head then realized that I was only a kid. So what? I had Wayward Wind on me; I coulda kick those guys’s asses!!”
“...i think you should just be happy that he didn’t hit you again.”
( . wyxtt-mitchell )
“I’ll try, I promise.”
“good. really don’t need you getting yourself killed.”
( . wyxtt-mitchell )
“Yeah, I’m all good. It got me in the face but I’ll live.”
“just, please be careful wyatt.”
( . wyxtt-mitchell )
“What are those things called? Sentinels? I got caught by one. I threw a rock at it and panicked.”
“oh, shit. are you okay?”
( . wyxtt-mitchell )
“What? It’s just a black eye, I’m fine!”
“how did you even get that?”
( . geoiisms )
“ what are you even saying?? ”
“am i really talking that fast?”
( . pequenasparrow )
Sparrow then wanted to do an almost instant facepalm. Not everyone in New York spoke Spanish. “Lo siento, señorita,” She said, smiling apologetically. “Yes, I do speak English. I am proficient in many languages.” She held up her phone that contained a list of restaurants. “I would like to know if any of these are good restaraunts and could you give me directions?”
holly watched her curiously for a moment until she switched to english. “oh, okay, cool. can i see? i probably know at least a few of them.” she reached out a hand to look at the list the other girl held.
( . gwenscecil )
“ kinda – sorta, yea – i guess. i got you know – disintegrated. don’t ask. ”
“i won’t, don’t worry. but you’re okay now, at least.”
( . pequenasparrow )
Sparrow looked down at the phone in her hand, then up. She was standing in the middle of a crowded sidewalk in the centre of New York City. “¿Perdón, dónde hay muchos restaurantes?” She called out hoping to get someone’s attention, looking for a friendly face in the passerby’s.
holly glanced up at the unfamiliar voice. “um, do you speak english? i haven’t taken spanish since like, sophomore year of high school, and i’d probably say something rude on accident.”
( . gwenscecil )
“ don’t guess – know. trust me. i do. i mean – being dead isn’t all bad. ”
“...oh, i’m sorry. you- you died?”
( . gwenscecil )
“ well at least you aren’t dead —— cake? ”
“well, not being dead is always a good thing, i guess.”
unrequited love starters
Send one to see how my muse reacts.
IN LOVE
“I love you. I’m sorry.”
“I know you don’t feel the same way.”
“I don’t want to be friends.”
“Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”
“How could you pick him/her/them over me?”
“Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”
“Just one date. Coffee? Please?”
“Can we please pretend I never said that?”
“Friendzoned again.”
“I want you to be happy, with or without me.”
“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”
“I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”
“I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”
“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”
“I was there for you when no one else was!”
“Please don’t tell anyone about this.”
“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”
“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”
“Can’t we just give us another chance?”
“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”
“You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”
“I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”
“God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”
“Can I have just one kiss?”
“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”
“I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”
“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”
“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”
“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”
NOT
“I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”
“I don’t owe you anything!”
“We can be friends instead.”
“I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”
“If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”
“I love you, just not in that way.”
“Thanks so much for understanding.”
“You’ll find somebody else.”
“I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”
“No means no, so stop asking!”
“I thought you were my friend.”
“This isn’t a debate. I said no.”
“I don’t think we’d be compatible.”
“Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”
“You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”
“I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”
“What?!”
“What are you talking about? You’re married!”
“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”
“You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”
“I’m flattered, I just don’t…”
“Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”
“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”
“We agreed this was just physical!”
“There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”
“I’m sorry, but… no.”
