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Not me and @mangakoibitochan laughing at this in a way that makes it sound like we are providing sound effects at butt crack of dawn in the morning.
If i wasn't so congested I would be snorting....
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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the snoofer
Reblogging to snoof prev
Not me and @mangakoibitochan laughing at this in a way that makes it sound like we are providing sound effects at butt crack of dawn in the morning.
If i wasn't so congested I would be snorting....
When you tell someone about being mistreated because of your disability, there is a common response that goes something along the lines of, "But did you explain to them properly why you can't do x thing?" "Did you make sure they understood why you need x accomodation?" "Maybe they just didn't understand?"
For example: "Did you properly explain that the reason you don't do hugs is because of your autism?" or "Maybe they don't really understand how bad fibro fatigue is and that's why they got upset at you for concelling plans."
I hate these kind of responses. They give me the same vibe as being asked, "Yeah, but what were you wearing when you got catcalled?" They put the responsability for the problem onto the person who was discriminated against, instead of the one doing the discriminating. Disabled people should not be expected to go through grueling explanations or justify their needs before those needs are respected.
i have a suggestion
my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]
String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]
Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed
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thats arugula
String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]
Closest match: Arugula
Great job y’all give us nothing!
They are providing the essential service of comedy. These running gags are hilarious!
We don't know that the cat is hunting truffles. He's on his own mission, it just happens to be near the truffles.
The herding cat on the other hand definitely thinks he's helping. Have you lost a sheep yet? No? Then he's helping.
Bold of most of you to think you're not a gimmick blog
every single translator: get his ass
Hungarian translator: I'm on it
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
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Buying a car
English added by me :)
FUCK YOU, GUIYANG
I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow
Building a home for a toadlet
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NOTHING will prepare u for how tiny this guy is
Me watching the prep: That’s gonna be WAY too small for him to live in!
Me seeing the amphibian: Objection withdrawn.
my pet molocule
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we live in the worst times
My exact thoughts. Couldn't leave this in the tags.
To send a message, write a complaint and boycott the company behind Burger King and the other franchises it owns.
This includes Popeyes and Tim Hortons.
The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.
me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"
article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”
me: no surprises there... fuck them
sandwich recipe
We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.
The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️
HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
It’s important to know that hijab is banned in schools in most of the european countries, such as france, belgium, switzerland etc. Millions of girls have to take their hijab off everyday in order to have access to education, and I am one of them. Please spread this as much as possible, it has become so normal here that I feel like a fool for even mentioning it, but I’m pretty sure it goes against the human rights. This senseless law has been on since 2004 and pretends that all the students have to be “equal” and it is prohibited to show that you belong to any religion, any religious sign must be set aside. However, most of us have to take our hijab off in schools where you can clearly see a christmas tree or a christian cross. “Yeah but it’s not the same”, they say. Tell me about double standards. I pray for days when we don’t have to chose between religion and education.
"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring
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One year later…
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